I do not own Twilight, sad day.

"UGH!!!" Bella cried is exasperation "I can't look at this crap anymore!!!"

she cried pushing her books away from her and slamming her hands on the table in frustration. Alice looked up from her book and eyed Bella over carefully. "Are you okay?" she asked concerned. Bella looked at her and Alice noticed that her eyes were droopy and had bags underneath them due to lack of sleep overall she looked absolutely exhausted.

"You look like your about to pass out, do I need to get Edward to put you to bed?" she asked putting her hand on Bella's.

"No I can't sleep now, I have my math final tomorrow and I need to study more!" Bella said. Her eyes were beginning to flutter and her movements were sluggish. She then laid her head on the table and let out a sigh.

"Well when I went shopping the other day I saw the neatest thing." Alice popped out of her seat and daintily danced over to the refrigerator. In a flash Alice was back and she then placed a Monster energy drink on the table in front of Bella and were not the regular can were talking about the huge 24 ounces can.

"This should help keep you awake so you can study." Alice said. Bella hesitantly picked up the Monster and looked it over she shrugged and opened the can and took a sip, "Tastes good, like sweet-tarts candy" she said. With that she pulled her books back and began again with the torture. Within about fifteen minutes the can was empty and not much longer after that the 'side effects' began to take affect on Bella.

It started with tapping of the toes, moved up to the knees and soon her whole legs were bouncing up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down. Then Bella began to fidget in her seat and rocking back and forth. Alice noticed the table shaking a little and looked up to see Bella jamming out in her seat dancing. Then Bella busted out in song:

"She's a hot little number in her pickup truck Daddy's sweet money done jacked it up. She's a party all-nighter from South Carolina, a bad mamajama from down in Alabama. She's a raging Cajun, a lunatic from Brunswick, juicy Georgia peach. With a thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk, brother she's all…

Alice was startled at first by Bella's outburst but then she started laughing. "Bella what's wrong?" she finally managed to get out.

"I can't sit still, I am so hyper gotta move gotta do something wow that monster was good, funny name for an energy drink monster don't you think I like singing do you like singing singing is lots of fun lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Bella sang dramatically raised her arms in the air.

"Alice stood up in her chair and reached over and placed her hands on Bella's shoulders. "Bella, Bella look at me," Alice said. Bella who was previously looking around the room looked at Alice, however she was still bouncing in her chair.

"Bella, you need to calm down take some deep breaths." Bella finally stopped fidgeting in her seat but instead of taking large deep breaths she take very quick and shallow ones, "breath, breath, breath, breath, breath, breath, breath" Alice laughed "Slower than that Bella, you'll start hyperventilating.", Then Bella began breathing a little slower, "breath….breath…breath…breath…breath" Alice rolled her eyes. "Slower." "breath………..breath……………….." Alice took her hands off of Bella's shoulder and sat down. "Much better." Alice turned her attention back to her books.

"Brother she's country!!! From her cowboy boots to her down home roots, nothin' but country, YA SHE"S COUNTRY!!!!!!"

Alice jumped about a foot in the air taken by surprise by Bella's latest outburst. Bella giggled gleefully at startled Alice. "Aww poor Awice, did I scawre you?!?!?!?!" Bella mocked followed by more maniacal laughter.

Alice glared at Bella then started laughing, pushing her books away she said, "I guess a study break is in order." "YAAAY!!!!" Bella said jumping out of her chair, tripping over the leg and almost falling flat on her face but Alice caught her before she hit the ground. "One thing will never change your gracefulness." Alice said placing Bella upright.

This is a whole new side of you I haven't seen Bella, we are definitely going to have to see it more!" she said making a mental note to give her a monster before going shopping." Being hyper is fun, now I know why you are so hyper all the time because its fun!" Bella rambled. "I know right!" All of Bella's craziness had gotten Alice going, she danced to the stereo and turned on the radio "YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!" Alice squealed. Bella jumped up and down clapping her hands together like a toddler.

"I still think about us and the rush that we felt with the rag top down and the radio blastin'. You were ridin' shotgun in nothing but a bikini and seat belt looking better than the law should have been allowing. "

The girls started dancing together in a sort of two- step fashion, well as much as Bella's clumsiness would allow.

"We hit the corners going ninety, Lovin' blindly fallin' head over heals over you. Every feeling that we felt was a feeling that felt brand new and you looked just like an angel with that cross on your necklace, You were young, I was wild we were reckless."

Then the girls heard someone walk through front door. "YAY Eddiepuss is home!!!" Bella cried running over to Edward and wrapping her arms around him planting kisses all over his face. The look on Edward's face was priceless and Alice was rolling on the floor laughing.

"Whoa Bella calm down, wait did you just call me Eddiepuss?" he asked her with a bewildered look on his face.

"Oh yes you are my Eddiepuss and I love you my Eddiepuss because…"she stopped for a dramatic pause "you are my Eddiepuss!!!!".

"Alice what on earth did you do to Bella?" he asked upset.

"ME?" Alice said innocently stifling a giggle, "What makes you think I did anything to her?" Alice crossed her hands in front of her and was lightly tracing the floor with one foot to appear innocent, however Edward could see past her charade. Plus the evidence was still on the table.

Once Edward saw the Monster he glared at Alice, "You gave her an energy drink?" he said angry. "What? She was tired and couldn't go to sleep because we need to study for finals, and I bought that the other day because the can said it can give you energy and I thought Bella could really use that during finals so," Edward cut her off "YOU DRUGGED BELLA!" he roared at her.

During this time Bella has been looking back and forth at the two during their conversation, inserting the appropriate gasps and ahs during the interaction.

"I DID NOT!!!" Alice screeched stomping her foot "It's a drink you use to get energy and it works, Bella has energy and is having a great time, right Bella." Bella started nodding her head rapidly "Yep, yep, yep, yep lots and lots of fun Eddiepuss this is AWESOME!!!" Bella yelled.

Edward began shaking his head, "No more energy drinks Bella, they make you crazy." Bella got the most shocked and horrified look on her face, her jaw dropped, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You cannot stop me Eddiepuss!!"

"Edward don't be such a butthead!!" Alice squealed throwing a stapler at him which hit him square in the forehead.

"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA!" Bella squealed with laughter and began rolling on the floor with tears in her eyes. "OH MY GOD!!!! EDWARD BELLA IS HAVING A SEIZURE" Alice screamed jokingly, she leaped next to Bella and pretended to hold her down during the "laughter seizure'.

As soon as Bella was able to stifle her laughter she went limp. "Bella?" Alice said concerned Just then Bella popped up of the floor and screamed "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Both girls began to giggle uncontrollably Edward just eyed them both pinched then bridge of his nose and rolled his eyes. "Wow, I am just going to go upstairs you girls have fun and Alice?" Edward said, "Yes Edward dear?" she said in a mockingly sweet voice. "Please don't kill Bella." He said as he began walking up the stairs. Alice feigned shock and hurt "Edward you are so MEAN!!" she said really emphasizing the word mean. Before he got up the stairs she threw the empty Monster can at him. When the girls heard the 'clunk' against his head they began to howl with laughter.

A/N: SO?!?!?! What do you think of Bell on energy drinks? I got the inspiration for this the other night while me and my roomie were studying for finals. I had a Monster and was extremely hyper and me and my roommate were being completely random and giggling uncontrollably, good times. Well now I am back to studying, since I used my few meager breaks to write this. I hope ya'll enjoy it! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!

The first song is 'She's Country' by Jason Aldean. The other song is 'Reckless' by Aaron Watson

-aggiecullen10