My only notes are enjoy the humorous fluff and Happy Mother's Day!

Warnings:
SasuNaru, OC, drabbish oneshot

Disclaimer:
I do not own the Naruto characters.

"Happy mother's day, Naru!"

Naruto blinked down at the five-year-old in front of him. The child was Naruto's and Sasuke's newly adopted son, Hisoka. Hisoka looked nothing like either of his adopted parents, but the couple loved the energetic, brown-haired, green-eyed child. Though, the fact that they were still getting used to each other, Hisoka had a habit of calling Naruto 'Naru' and Sasuke 'Sasu'. Never before did they have titles such as 'mom' and 'dad'.

Sasuke also gave his son a look before sending Naruto an amused glance.

"Um…Hisoka…thank you, but I'm not a girl—"

"I know, but you're still the mommy."

Hearing a chuckle from across the table, Naruto shot Sasuke a glare before trying to explain that he was not a mother.

"Hisoka, moms are girls who…have babies, so I'm not a mother. Understand?"

He didn't like that Hisoka was pouting after his explanation, but it was best if the boy learned that he had two fathers rather than calling one a mother.

"No…'cause mommies are nice, pretty, fix ouchies, give kisses, uh…make cookies, go to the park, tell stories…and you do all that, so you're a mommy."

All Naruto could do was blink at the explanation. Who would have thought that a five-year-old would have thought up that as a reason for why Naruto was now deemed the 'mommy' in the house. Sure, he did all those things…but Sasuke did too!

"What about Sasuke? He does those things, why isn't he the mommy?"

Naruto grinned when he heard Sasuke cough into his coffee after the question. Chancing a glance over at said Uchiha, the blonde's grin grew when he saw that Sasuke was glaring at him for asking such a question.

"'Cause Sasu's the daddy," Hisoka replied innocently.

The smug look that Sasuke shot Naruto was annoying to the blonde, but he wasn't going to give up fighting for the fact that he was not a mother.

"But Sasuke's prettier than me."

"Then…do I have two mommies?"

It was Naruto's turn to cough at the comment. Sure, he was still being called a mother, but now Sasuke was dragged into the issue as well. Speaking of the Uchiha, Naruto noticed that Sasuke had paled slightly, rather impressive for the five-year-old to cause since Sasuke was already practically the color of a ghost.

"No," came Sasuke's reply.

"But…why can't I have a mommy?"

Frowning, Naruto wondered how Sasuke was going to fix this one. It looked like Hisoka was going to start crying.

"It's not that you can't have a mommy, Hisoka, but Naruto and I are both guys, so you have two daddies. Is that okay?"

The silence from the small boy was a bit frightening, so Naruto decided that he would try to help out the situation some. Hopefully Hisoka would soon understand.

"Sasuke's right, Hisoka. We can take care of you just like a mommy and daddy would, but we just happen to both be daddies."

"So…I can't call you 'mommy'?"

"I would prefer that you didn't…" Naruto admitted while chuckling nervously.

"Okay…you're not a mommy…but does that mean I can't give you the gift I got you?"

Blinking a bit from surprise, Naruto smiled down at Hisoka. The kid certainly was cute.

"If you still want to, you can give me the gift you got."

Naruto watched as Hisoka ran off with a smile, only to return after a few seconds, a yellow daisy clutched in his hand.

"Here you go, Naru!"

Taking the flower from his son, Naruto noticed that a few petals were missing and the stem was bent, but he didn't mind. It was his first—though he also hoped the last—Mother's Day gift he received.

"Thank you, Hisoka. It's beautiful."