A/N – Seeing as i LOVE Romania AND Vladimir and Stefan I thought should make this....

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How to annoy Vladimir and Stefan :P

1) Send them a commercial video for Italy/Volterra

2) Remind them how they were owned by the Volturi

3) Speak in a cheesy Romanian accent around them

4) Give them a copy of DDR

5) Ask if they are in a relationship with each other

6) When they say no, nudge one of them, wink and say "whay hey heeey!"

7) Wait behind a doorway and ambush them with silly string when they walk past

8) Stare at them for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, and then run away

9) Repeat number 8 over and over.

10) When they ask what you are doing say "Okay, your gay."

11) Sing the 99 bottles of beer song in front of them, and insist they stay until you finish it.

12) If they try to walk away, fall to the ground and pretend to have an epileptic fit.

13) Whenever they talk about getting revenge 'some day' on the Volturi, burst out laughing.

14) When they ask why you are laughing shake your head and say 'nothing, nothing,' with a big grin on your face.

15) Show them the average income for a person in Romania, compared to the income for a person in Italy.

16) Tell them their accents aren't fooling anyone.

17) Every time they say something, nod and say, 'Well played, well played.'

18) Ask them what gender they are.

19) Address Vladimir as 'The Vlaster' and Stefan as ' Stefanator.'

20) Ask them if they know the Muffin Man.

21) Whenever they enter the room hum the Darth Vader theme tune.

22) Spray them with holy water.

23) Insist in hanging garlic up around their lair.

24) Ask Vladimir if he prefers Tampons or Pads.

25) Address them as Thing One and Thing Two.

26) If they bite you, scream 'OH GOD I WAS AIDS POSITIVE!'

27) Point out that their fly's are undone.

28) Ask Stefan how long his Penis is, very seriously.

29) If he doesn't reply tell him you will ask Vladimir to tell you.

30) Tell Vladimir he has man boobs.

31) Tell one of them that they are secretly a Unicorn.

32) Order them a tanning bed.

33) Cut yourself, hide behind Emmet and sing 'Naah nah nah nah, naaah na, naah na can't touch dis.'