A/N None of the stuff in here is mine except for the story line. That was all me. Anyways, enjoy, and please review!!

Bella was surfing the web one day when she saw a song on Youtube called the 'Llama Song.' She decided to listen to it, and laughed hysterically at the song. Once she sobered up a bit, she saw a song called the 'Cullen song.'

"What can that be?" she wondered out loud. Curios, she clicked on it and paused it before it started. She said, "Edward, come here!"

Edward zoomed down the stairs at top vampire speed. "Yes, Bella?" he asked. "Is everything okay?"

"Check this out." She murmured, and played it. The computer began to sing.

"Here's a Cullen, there's a Cullen, and another little Cullen…"

Three to Five minutes later…

"…Now my song is done now, Jacob's out of luck, and in the final chapter, he imprints on a duck."

Edward, shocked, growled, "Who the hell wrote this?!?!"

Bella merely gestured to the top of the screen, unable to answer. Her laughter at the previous song was nothing compared to this.

"Hey, what sounds like a dying emu in there?" called Emmett from the next room.

"I don't know, Emmett," replied Jasper, who was sitting next to him, "But if you listen closely, it sounds a little like Bella laughing."

Edward scowled in their general direction, but did no more. He scrolled up to look for who made the video. In the corner was the username, Jazzemkulen.

"Jazzemkulen? Jazzemkulen. Jazz…em…kulen. Jasper and Emmett Cullen." Edward muttered.

The two boys answered simultaneously. "Yeah?"

Edward was furious. "Were you two the idiots who wrote this piece of crap?"

Guiltily, they answered at the same time again. "Noooo…"

Just then, Emmett thought Oh, shit, while Jasper thought, Crap, busted.

"I heard that, you two!" Edward roared, and dashed out of the computer room.

Bella could hear Jaspers voice in the background. "Shit, man. He caught us. Run!"

"You could have blown our cover, you morons!!" Edward shouted. There was a thud, and Jasper fled the house.

"C'mon, Eddie! It was just for fun!" Emmett said.

Edward snarled and lunged.

But Emmett continued. " I mean, did you hear the line about Bella kissing Jake? Genius, I tell you!"

Edward growled once more, and chased him out of the house.

32 minutes later…

Bella glanced up from the computer to see Edward stroll nonchalantly in. "So…what's up?" he asked.

Bella stared at him.

"What?!" he said defensively.

"Umm… where's Jazz and Em?" she asked cautiously.

Edward shrugged. "I dunno. Somewhere in Canada."

A/N It's horrible isn't it? Please don't pelt me with rotten tomatoes, I like my clothes the color they are.