A/N: Today I searched up Hibird using the character filters on FFnet. I was horrified to discover that there were no stories on him. I am now here to write a collection of drabbles in honor of our under appreciated little fluff ball.

Disclaimer: If I owned KHR, Hibird wouldn't be so neglected. I also do not own "Gay Bar" by Electric Six...and I made up Chuck's Gay Bar on the spot...downtown Namimori probably doesn't exist either...

First Chapter: Downtown Gay Bar

Today Hibird decided to take an excursion to downtown Namimori. Hibari was asleep at the moment and it did not seem likely that he would wake up any time soon, so out of boredom he decided to fly south. Downtown Namimori had taller buildings and Hibird was not used to having to dodge oncoming blocks of cement. Additionally, downtown Namimori was loud and Hibird heard many foreign sounds he usually did not. Cars were honking constantly, and the sudden bursts of sound surprised Hibird greatly every time he heard them. Electrical phone lines blocked his way and Hibird fount it difficult to avoid becoming tangled up in them. To Hibird, this new environment was slightly frightening. Trying to calm his nerves, Hibird burst into song.

Downtown Namimori was significantly more crowded than uptown. People littered the walkways and streets minding their business. Most of those people were not accustomed to birds with the ability to sing perfect Japanese, so most of them were shocked to witness a small, yellow, slightly disfigured, yet still adorable bird reciting the anthem of the local middle school. The constant activity of downtown Namimori slowed for a moment as hundreds were awed by Hibird's performance. Unfortunately, Hibird had never been a talented multi-tasker, so he crashed into a suspicious roan bricked building one minute into his song. It was silent for a while as his audience pondered over Hibird's sudden disappearance. However, soon they continued on their way, many calling themselves delusional, many considering a visit to the psychologist, and the rest chastising themselves for drinking too much the other night.

The rumple of feathers known as Hibird was at that time trying to reorganize himself as he recovered from his sudden collision. When he finally became once again capable of differentiating between up and down, Hibird took a look at his surroundings. Before him stood, or more like towered, the building he had previously tumbled into. Above the entrance to the building was a brilliant neon sign that read in capitalized fluorescent lettering, "Chuck's Gay Bar". Although Hibird did not comprehend the meaning of "gay" or "Chuck's", he understood that a "bar" was something similar to a rod, like Hibari's tonfas. From the interior of the bar Hibird could hear the beat of a song that was not Namimori's anthem. It was his first time knowing of a different tune so he decided to engrave it into his memory. After hearing the rest of the song Hibird took off and returned to Namimori middle school, satisfied with his work.

Hibari yawned wearily as he awoke from his nap. He glanced out the window to see Hibird perched upon the branch of a nearby tree. Opening the window, he reached out his hand and beckoned his pet to him. With a flutter of his wings, Hibird returned to his rightful perch that was Hibari's shoulder. He immediately broke into song, deciding to show Hibari the new piece he had acquired.

"I wanna take you to a gay bar~"

Much to Hibird's surprise, the song didn't seem to please his master. In fact, after checking the footage from the miniature camera he always kept on Hibird's leg, Hibari had Chuck's Gay Bar close down. Although he knew that Hibari didn't like it, Hibird still tended to sing that song every once in a while, sometimes in public.

A/N: I used too many western innuendos...