New Story: Wolverine vs Sabertooth: Burger Brawl

Logan was sitting in a diner not too far from the X-Mansion eating a gargantuan chili jalapeno bacon cheeseburger. Halfway through his meal, he calls out for the waiter.

"Hey waiter, can I get some more beer?" he says, not lifting his head up.

Seconds later, a tall, lumbering figure stops next to Logan. Our hero looks up.

It was his arch nemesis, Sabertooth.

"Here you go, you puny X-Bastard!"

CRASH!!!!

Logan is smashed on top of the head with a bottle of beer, causing our hero to collapse face-first into his plate. He slowly raises his head, his entire burger plastered all over his face.

"Son of a bitch!!!" Logan growls angrily as he unsheathes his claws immediately bolted toward Sabertooth.

"Oh no you don't!" Sabertooth says, sidestepping the attack, forcing Logan to strip over a barstool and slide across the counter, and stopping headfirst into a cash register. Quickly recovering, Logan takes the cash register and hurls it at Sabertooth, clocking him across the head. This gave our hero enough time to attack the oversized foe.

"And stay out!!!" Logan yells as he proceeds to toss the beaten Sabertooth out of the diner's front door.

Walking back inside and catching his breath, Logan sighed.

"I need a new burger…" he grumbles staring at the mess sitting before him.

It wasn't long until the real waiter came to him with a fresh new burger.

"It's on the house for taking care of that mutant," the waiter said, setting his food down in front of him.

"Hey thanks bub, you're alright," Logan says with a smile, grabbing the burger and sinking his teeth into it.

Outside the diner, Sabertooth was seen walking away from the diner when…

KABLAAAAAAAM!

Sabertooth grins evilly as the entire diner goes up in flames.

"Hope he likes his burgers…hot," he says with a sneer, tucking away a small remote control deep into his fur pocket.

The End!

That does it for this fic! Please review, and thanks for reading!