Sooooo this little first bit isn't even a proper bit. Its just where the Cullens meet the actors playing them.

*In a faraway land called Forks....a meeting is taking place, where a certain director has exciting news....*

Catherine: So the REAL and ACTUAL characters are coming into see us! Isn't that great? Come on in guys!

*Characters enter*

Bella: ......and then I said, Take a chill pill Jasper!

Cullens: Ha ha ha. My, my Bella, you are so very funny.

Catherine: Characters, meet the actors who are playing you!

Bella: *peers around the room* I cannot see my actress! Where is my stunningly gorgeous actress?

Kristen: Um, hi Bella. I'm Kristen. I'm playing you. Its such a pleasure to meet-

Bella: *In French accent* UGH! Eeet is 'ideous!

Catherine: But...but...

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Bella: I ASK YOU FOR A BRUNETTE BRITNEY SPEARS, AND YOU GIVE ME THIS!

Catherine: But she she is....

Bella: I AM SLENDER AND SOFT! THIS IS JUST SCRAWNY!

Kristen: Yeah...but I'm a good actress!

Bella: Doesn't matter! I am humiliated! Ugh! *runs and sits under table*

Edward: You're playing me?

Rob: Yah.

Edward: *turns to Catherine* When I said sophisticated, I didn't mean GAY! *Runs and hides with Bella*

Cullens: *to their actors* Meh. You'll do. We aren't divas unlike SOME PEOPLE!

Filming starts next chapter. Stay tuned!