A/N:LO AND BEHOLD, I present 'A-Z: The Dream Team Uncut!' I found time to write this on my grandmother's computer during my vacation. :)) Enjoy. :D

A is for Annoying: Because we're all on a first name basis.

"You all have passed the ANBU exam with flying colors. I am very impressed with all of you!" Tsunade explained, glee hinted in her voice. In front of her were the four geniuses (or so they say) of Konohagakure.

First there was Hyuuga Neji. He was a great team leader, and uses logic to make his decisions. With his abilities and kekkei genkai, he is the frontrunner for the leader of any team. He also has his morals, and a balance between his job and his personal life. Although a bit cold, he can become close to a certain number of people.

Next was Nara Shikamaru. Ever since his academy days (or maybe even before that), he's been lazy on his ass, and yet can formulate over 200 different strategies in the span of two minutes or less. He didn't even want to take the exam, but his parents forced him to, and he passed…sad to say (for him, anyways).

After that is Haruno Sakura. She is the medical prodigy of Konoha—praised for passing the abilities of the Godaime herself just after her 16th birthday. She has the super strength of her master and the knowledge capacity of all the files in any literary piece found in the village, ranging from the books her teammate borrows from the library about human nature, to that of the secret files on nuke-nin in the deepest and darkest corners of the underground file vault.

Lastly, we have Uchiha Sasuke. When Team Kakashi first encountered Sasuke in the Grass Base, they (mostly Sakura) beat him to a bloody pulp, tied him up, and dragged his sorry butt back to the village. After snooping around some files, he found out that the Sandaime, the elders and Danzou plotted for Itachi to kill off the Uchiha bloodline. After learning this, the three were quickly expelled from the village, but Uchiha Itachi is nowhere to be found.

Now, back to the Hokage's office.

"All your records are very impressive, thus, you shall be a four-man cell from this day onwards!" The blonde cried, lifting up one of her many numerous sake bottles.

The four 22/23-year olds in front of her all groaned. They glanced at their new teammates. Why they would they work together? None of them were even close, the exception of Sasuke and Sakura being teammates for about ten years. Then again, Sasuke was with some snake pervert for the most of that decade, so…

"Shishou! You can't possibly believe we can all work together!" Sakura retorted, slamming her palms on the desk. She plucked the sake bottle from her teacher's hand.

"Hey, I was drinking that!"

"Shishou…" Sakura gave her best death glare, one that could definitely match that of an Uchiha or Hyuuga.

"Leave my fuckin' office, brats!" The Hokage shooed her student and her newly appointed teammates. The four filed out of the room, and when the last pink head ducked through the doorway, she shouted; "SHIZUNE, MY SAKE PLEASE!"

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The four newly dubbed ANBU agents walked out of the tower all expressing in their own way just how much they hated the Hokage. Shikamaru looked up and rested his head on his hands and constantly whispered 'troublesome'. The white-eyed Hyuuga had his manly pride, thus shutting up. Uchiha was just about to rip the spikes of his hair out, but being the Uchiha Sasuke, he was content with compressing his pocket lint in his palms.

Unlike the rest of her teammates, Sakura was being very open on how much her shishou annoyed the hell out of her as the foursome walked through the streets of Konoha. "Fuckin' shishou and her fuckin' sake, fuckin' blonds have to be so fuckin—UGH!"

She stepped in front of her three new teammates, a scowl on her face and her arms folded across her chest in the demeaning manner she learned from her teacher.

"What do you want, Haruno?" Neji asked, his Hyuuga glare directed at the team's female member.

"You," She pointed at the white-eyed man. "Stop calling everyone else by their last name. It ruins the 'teamwork' thing." She stated.

"Hm, I did hear Sai talking about something like nicknames…"

"WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE BAKA?!" Sakura asked, pointing at the orange clad blonde standing in the middle of their new team.

"Since you and Teme got to ANBU, I thought we could all celebrate with Ichiraku's!" He explained. "Oh, now I get the nicknames. Since Sakura-chan calls me baka, I call him" –He motioned to a stoic Uchiha—"Teme, and he calls me Dobe, we all work together great! Isn't that right, Sakura-chan?"

"Hn,"

"Troublesome."

"Annoying."

"I DON'T WANT RAMEN!" Sakura cried, slamming Naruto's sunny blonde head and creating a giant hill on top of it.

"Well, at least use the nicknames!" Naruto retorted, rubbing said sunny blonde head.

"White-eyes," Shikamaru muttered.

"Lazy," Neji backfired.

"Ass," Sakura gestured to Sasuke, who was silent up to now.

"Annoying,"

"WHAT?!"

"Tche, women."

A/N: Short, yes, I know. I promise the next chapter will be WAY more interesting. In fact, here's a sneak preview:

"I didn't know Sasuke had a thing for Kakashi-sensei."

~Bella