Gintama vs. Bleach
Rating: T (cursing)
Characters: Sakata Gintoki, Shimura Shinpachi, Kurosaki Ichigo
Genre: Comedy
Disclaimer: Bleach and Gintama are copyrighted property to their respective manga-ka. I do not in any way claim any right to anything. This is purely fan-written and not meant for promotion or sales of any kind—so don't sue people—it's fanfiction!
Okay quick back story on how this came about… I originally wanted to draw a quick comic of a conversation between Gintoki and Ichigo. I'd personally think those two should really meet *laughs* I wrote out the dialogue… but it doesn't look like I'll draw it anytime soon, if ever… I have a craft show to prepare for, so I don't have time to draw it. So I decided to just post it up instead. Enjoy!
-Zerolr-
One day, walking on the streets of Kabuki-chou…
Shin: Gin-san look—its Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach!
Gin: Oh shit! It is! Oiiii Ichigo!
Ichi: Oh hey.
Gin: Man, you're like a little boy's dream come true. The inspiration for thousands of Jump readers out there.
Shin: Are you including yourself?
Ichi: Uh, thanks I guess…
Gin: Your bankai is awesome. You know how much money I'd get with that? Along with that Hollow mask thing—millions, millions, I tell you…
Ichi: It's not what it's cut out to be, trust me.
Gin: Umm-mm, I can see your point. You're always resorting to it all the time.
Ichi: I know, and everybody else gets to have all kinds of flashy moves and shit. It sucks.
Gin: Don't let yourself down so harshly, my friend. It's like eating the same strawberry parfait every day. As redundant as it is, it never gets old.
Ichi: Hey nice way to look at it.
Gin: Speaking of parfaits, I can hear the little gnomes within my brain are calling for sweets—wanna go for some ice cream?
Shin: Little gnomes?
Ichi: Hell, why not…
Gin: (I hope he knows I'm not paying for anything) *snickers*
Shin: Hey Gin-san, hey was the punch line? I don't get it. Hey you guys! Don't leave me!
Gin: Huh? What was that? The gnomes in my head must be calling again…
Shin: (Did he just call me a gnome?)
Ichi: (This guy's got some issues, but that's alright if he's paying—cuz I've got nothing on me..)
END
Notes: There is something about Gintama that makes you quote yourself in the middle of a fanfic story like:
"Well the author/writer, blah blah blah, Gin-san"
and/or:
"Oi [insert author's name here] blah blah blah…"
And other such variations…
I've read a fair amount of Gintama fics to know that nearly all of them do that… And you know what—I do too! *laughs* (Even before I read those other fics) All three future Gintama fics I'm working on, do the same thing.
I've posted up an actual Gintama/Bleach crossover called "Being out of Sober State is, being out Reality" Here is a little snippet:
Sneak peek trailer
The rain pelted mercilessly on the rooftops as Shinpachi and Kagura watched the television. A moment of unusual silence rested in the room, maybe because Gintoki wasn't there.
The thunder crashed and the door to the Yorozuya slid open. A man with a white natural perm and dead fish-eyes stood, his mouth drooling, his arms dangling
Shinpachi's eyes widened in horror, rendered completely speechless.
"Michael J. Foxx!" screamed Kagura during the second crash of thunder. Gintoki's eyes rolled back as his body crashed to the ground, his face flushed in drunken stupor.
"Gin-san!" shouted Shinpachi.
If you're interested find the story on my profile page! See you then!