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Important note: Last chapter, and I do not plan on writing anymore DGM fics (or a sequel to this). My obsession with DGM was over long ago and since then I've got to know many different fandoms. Some even become my obsession for a year or two but in the end I always left them. Right now, though, I'm very in love with The Legend of the Sun Kinght so I definitely won't be uploading anymore DGM fics (unless the fandom somehow steals me away from Yu Wo's novels. I don't mind a little rendezvous with an old fandom, especially one that I've spent so many years getting to know).

†Freedom†

The game continued on, Allen slowly gaining points through the long evening. He had a total of seven at the moment. Only a miracle of both of them playing their Jokers at the same time could make his escape go any faster. And Tyki… Tyki was dead drunk; his questions not relating to Road in the slightest anymore. "A-and I bet, I bet yooou did n-naughty stuff with the p- *hiccup* -penguin too!

The white haired exorcist stared at his enemy. "Yeah. Sure. Why not?"

This caused the other to crack up laughing. His violent shakes caused wine to spill all over his white button down. "O- Oh. Hehe. Winey go bye-bye!"

"…"

"Hahaha!"

"Are we going to play anymore? Cause if you need a moment I can just leave you know. It's your room after all."

"My room! Hahahaha!"

"Right… I'm just gonna-"

"No! Wait! I- I need to tell you s-something. Something importaaaant," Tyki's voice lowered as he pulled the teen towards him and whispered in his ear, "P-Penguins are carnivores, s-so watch out when you're d-doing naughty things with them…"

"Yeah… Tyki?"

"Hmm?"

"Go to sleep now."

"But I don' wanna! You're not my mommy so you can't make me!" The grown man tossed his last remaining bottle of wine to the floor during his tantrum and crossed his arms defiantly.

"But I am your mommy."

"E-eh? You're my mommy?" He stared incredulously.

"Yes, yes. And I'm telling you to get some sleep so you can grow up big and strong." Allen coaxed with a bright smile. He gently pushed the man down and placed a warm blanket over his delirious form.

"Oh… Okay." Allen moved towards the door, intending to bolt as soon as he was alone. "Wait! Where's my good-night kiss? Mommmmmmy!" The teen's eyebrow twitched as he turned around. He place a big loud kiss of the others head with a forced smile. Tyki giggled. "Little boys need to go to sleep. Now. Or else the big bad bedbugs will eat you up."

"Nooo! Not the bedbugs!"

Allen shut the door on the crying man. "Remind me never to drink even an ounce of alcohol again. At this point I don't know which is scarier- turning into another Cross or turning into that!" He watched the door as he quickly made his way down the hall, afraid the man would come running about a bedbug induced nightmare.

"Allen~!"

'Oh no. Now I'm the one having a nightmare…'

Road skipped up to him in her little white nightgown that barely passed her thighs. She jumped the boy, intending for a romantic kiss, however the boy turned his head away just in time. "No. I'm too tired right now. Can't I just go? I already had dinner with you."

"Hmm. I wish it was just the two of us though…"

"Road."

"Okay, okay!" She jumped off him in one fluid move. "I'll show you the exit, come with me." Humming, she grabbed his hand, swinging it back and forth as she led the way.

As they neared the door to his freedom, she struck up a conversation that Allen, under no circumstances, wanted to be announced out into the open air for fear of the consequences.

"Don't worry. I won't tell them about our drunken night of passion in the Rewinding Town."

"Road! I told you to forget about that!" Allen's cheeks heated slightly, "I was drugged up on morphine that night and you should never offer a druggy beer."

"Oh Allen~ Hehe!" The girl giggled, "What about the second time?"

"Shut up! I'm outta here," The boy pushed her away and stalked out the front door.

"Bye-bye!" Road cheered, waving enthusiastically.

When Allen finally made his way onto the main road a thought struck him. 'I can't help but think I'm forgetting something… Ah! That's right! I didn't get any dessert!'

Suddenly a shining golden ball hit him on the head. "Ouch! Ah- Tim! Where'd you sneak off to? You had me worried. And don't say you back to the Order without me, we both know that would be a lie. " The ball made a face which caused the boy to chuckle. "Oh well! Come on; let's go find a bar where we can swindle poor old men out of their lifesavings. I just learned how to cheat at "Red and Black"!"

†

"Mmmph! Nnmm!

"Don't struggle so much, Honey. I'll try to be gentle- hehehe~"

'WALKERRRRRR'

~THE END~

A/N: Well, this is the end. Thanks for sticking around! I know I could have written a lot more but I really just wanted to get this fic over with. Sorry if you didn't want this to end so fast. Review or pm me with any questions you still have. BTW about Link... Yeah he doesn't get away...

Big bad bedbugs- I dare you to say that 5 times fast. If you can- tell me in a review. If you can't- still tell me in a review.

Thank you to everyone who alerted this (and/or me) and/or put this (and/or me) in their favorites. A huge thanks to everyone who reviewed (you guys made me so incredibly happy!) and those of you who just read this without comment and moved on with their life (Like me most of the time...). Bye everyone!