I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!!!!!!!
Intro
me: Hi peoples. My name is Aurora Luna and i am starting a new Inuyasha truth or dare, though u only send in dares, and mine is extreme. U can send me any dare u like, well not any dare, u cant send bad things like mating and that stuff, but you can make people pregnant. lets meet out contestents, oh and by the way this fanfic is NOT for kikyou lovers. Our contstents r Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: *runs out with hands in air* Yeah I'm the best i was called out first!
me: *shakes head* Kagome...
Kagome: * runs out in skimpy skirt* Hi!!!!!
me: Sango...
Sango:*rides out on kirara* Whoo hoo!!
me:Miroku...
Miroku:*walks out and stands next to Sango* hello ladies!!
sango:*feels something on her ass, slaps miroku* U perv!
*miroku just smiles as he rubbs his face*
me: Kouga...
kouga: *runs out in super speed* Hello mutt
inuyasha: i am not a mutt!!!!
me:Now guys no fighting...yet. Up next is Shippou...
shippou:*walks out* Hi aurora!
me: hi shippou. Next is Rin...
rin: *runs out* this is going to be soooo much fun!!
me: yeah it will and our final contestent is Sesshomaru, but im changing his name to fluffy.
fluffy: *walks out with no emotion* do not call me fluffy
me: too bad im in charge and im calling u fluffy
fluffy: hn
me: thats everyone and u can dare other inuyasha characters that arent here. P.s. even though this isnt a fanfic with kikyou in it u can still do evil stuff to her in ur dares! *evil laugh*
inuyasha: i cant believe we have to deal with that
me: i heard that! Kagome, please?
Inuyasha: Wait im sorry! I won- *sits*
Me: *gasps* i almost forgot, i have a friend who is going to help with these dares, so please welcome... Aiko!
*aiko walks out*
*claps*
Aiko: thank u, thank u.
me: u can also dare me and aiko as well as the other characters. I think thats everyone.
aiko: i think so too.
me: aiko and myself shall be hosting and waiting for ur reviews so we can get this show on the road.
Aiko: yup. so start reviewing...NOW!
me: calm down aiko, we'll get reviews hopefully. I would like to give a shout out to the one person who inspired me to do this...
inuyasha: oh jeez *rolls eyes*
me: U shut it! *glares at inu*
*inuyasha hides behind kirara*
me:sweetpea! i read and reviewed her truth or dare and i thought it was awesome so i have decided to do one of my own. I hope u'll read and review mine and u can be in it if u want sweetpea, u hear me? Dont be afriad to speak up!
fluffy: now wat r we supposed to do just wait?
shippou: I dont like waiting
me: dont worry to get things rolling we will start with a dare that me and aiko made up. The dare is everyone will be put in a box and fight to the deaths and the last one standing wins!
everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
me: just kidding, the real dare is that Kouga and Kagome have to go on a date to Olive Garden...
Inuyasha: Hell no! That wolf cub isn't getting any where near Kagome!
Me: Why? Are you jealous?
Inuyasha: Pft. No, I don't care, go right ahead.
Me: Inuyasha you haven't heard your dare yet.
Inuyasha: *gulps* I have to do a dare?!
Me: Uh, yeah. Your dare is that you are going to serve Kaggs and Kouga on their date, and if you try to do anything to either sabatosh the date or try to do something to Kouga, that includes calling him names, you get a face full of dirt, which will come from Kagome or me.
Inuyasha: I'm not afraid of you, you can't even 'sit' me!
Me: Don't test my temper!
Inuyasha: Why? You can't do anything!
Me: SIT!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: ugg
Me: I can do whatever I want, but I can only 'sit' you in this dare.
Inuyasha: (muffled) yay
Me: What?!
Inuyasha:(muffled, still) nothin
Me: Good.
Aiko:Sango, you have to let Miroku letch any girl he wants, even you.
Sango:NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku:I LOVE YOU GUYS! Sango, come into my arms...
Me: Not yet Miroku, I have to finish reading the dares...
Miroku: aww!
Me: U PEOPLE NEED TO STOP INTERUPING ME!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Ma'm, yes, ma'm!
Me: Good. Miroku you have to go the rest of this chappie in an abondond Victoria's Secret, no food, no water, just bras and perfume. Kouga, you have to go to Hot Topic and hug every person you see.
Aiko: (whispers) Shouldn't you tell him about-
Me: (also whispers) No, let him find out
Aiko: (whispers) ok.
Me: Fluffy, you have to give the kids all the candy they want and take them to see Hannah Montana: the movie. Shippou and Rin, we are letting you off the hook on this dare, but you have to do other dares.
Rin&Shippou: OK!
Me: Here's some candy. *tosses kids candy*
Rin&Shippou:YAY!
Me: Omg! They are soooooo cute!!!!!!!!
Aiko: Mhm
Me:Ok. Kagome, I believe you and Kouga have a date, oh and Inuyasha you need to get changed, you cant go to work in that ratty old kimono. *snaps fingers and Inuyasha is dressed like the Olive Garden staff* There that is better.
Inuyasha: Grrr
Me: Bye!
*Inuyasha, Kaggs, and Kouga poof to Olive Garden*
*Kaggs and Kouga sit in booth, Inu stands in front of their table*
Me: *poofs in a tv, watches the date* I don't think he knows what to say.
Aiko: Why don't you help him out?
Me: Good idea.
*a prompter appears in front of Inu, words begin to scroll across the screen*
Inuyasha: (stressed) Welcome to Olive Garden, can I start you off with something to drink?
Kagome: I'll take a Dr. Pepper.
Kouga: Ditto
Me: Ok, well that gets going lets start on the other dares.
Aiko: Here Fluffy, this is 50 bucks go buy the kids candy. *hands Fluffy the 50 dollar bill*
Fluffy: Come children. *heads to candy store with kids*
Me: Sango your turn.
Sango: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs from Miroku*
Miroku: Come Sango. *chases Sango*
Me: Now now, Sango, you have to. *snaps fingers, Sango's legs and arms are tied up* There we go.
Miroku: Ah, Sango, there you are. *picks Sango up, bridal style, and kisses her*
Sango: *tries to get away at first, then likes it* Oh Miroku!
*make out session*
Me: Ok Miroku it's your turn. *snaps fingers and a victoria's secret pops up*
Go on.
Miroku: I'll be back for you, my dear Sango...
Me: Oh, cut the sappy-ness and get in the ladies deparment store!
Miroku: Ooo, ladies! *runs inside Victoria's Secret*
Me: *locks door* Hmmm, we should see his sufforing. *snaps fingers and a wall becomes a two way mirror* There, he dosent know we're watching.
*two lawn chairs poof in*
Me: Here Sango, sit down and enjoy the shows. *sits down and Sango sits down in other lawn chair*
AT OLIVE GARDEN
Inuyasha: Here are your beverages. *hands them their drinks*
Kouga: *sips hi drink and spits it on Inu* This is diet pepsi!
Inuyasha: TOO BAD WOLF BREATH YOU'RE GOING TO DEAL WITH IT...
*people staring at Inu*
Me: Bad dog! Sit!
*Inu hits the ground then stands up*
Inuyasha: *reads prompter* I'm sorry Sir, let me get you another one.
Me: Good boy! :) *turns to Miroku*
Miroku: *letching a maniquine* You're just so beautiful!
Me: Uhhhh O.O Wow, who knew he was that stupid.
Sango: O.O Uh, yeah, thats creepy. I'm becoming less interested in him.
Me: I'm turning back to the date now...
Sango: Me too.
Me: This date is taking to long. Aiko, go take this to Inuyasha and tell him to slip this in their drinks.
Aiko: Ok, be back in a bit. *heads to Olive Garden*
Sango: What is it?
Me: You'll see. Ok lets speed up time.
20 MINS. LATER
Me: So how was the date?
Kouga: I LOVE KAGOME! I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO! PLEASE LEAVE THAT STUPID HANYOU AND COME WITH ME!
Everyone: O.O
Kagome: No way, you're a freaking stalker! And I love Inuyasha!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Really?
Kagome: Of course, I've always loved you!
*make out session*
Sango: Truth serum?
Me: Truth serum. How was Victoria's Secret Miroku?
Miroku: IT WAS HORRIBLE! THERE WHERE SO MANY WOMEN THERE BUT NONE WERE REAL!!!!!!!!
Me: *evil laugh* What about you Fluffy? Did you have fun at the movies?
Fluffy: *walks up to aurora with candy and popcorn stuck in his fluff and his clothes are wet and sticky* Grrrr.
Me: Ok......Shippou, Rin, did you have fun?
Shippou&Rin: YEAH!!
Me: Since we are running out of time Inuyasha you can just kill Kouga.
Kouga: NO WAY!
Inuyasha: This is fun! *takes out tetsusaiga, slices Kouga's head off*
Me: Good. Oh, who wants to do the disclaimer?
Aiko: AURORA DOES NOT OWN INUYASHA!!!!!!!
Me: Good job Aiko. See ya later!
Shippou&Rin: Don't forget to review!!
Me: Oh yeah, don't forget to review. *gives kids candy*
Shippou&Rin: YAY CANDY!!
Me: So cute!
Yay! the first chappie of my first fanfic is finished!!!!! plz R&R!!!!!!!!