HELLO PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO READ MY FAN FIC!
Schrödinger- *(sweat drops)* Vhy am I cased by screaming girls in this?
Me-Ummm… Because you're so CUTE!
Schrödinger-*(sweat drops even more)* VELL zhen! OH LOOK! GIRLYCARD!
Me-AHHHHH!!!! WHERE?!?!? *(runs in terror)*
Schrödinger-*(cackles evilly)* Now that SHE'S gone… RandomRomantasist999 does NOT own Hellsing. Even Alucard vould run if she did…*(shudders)* But anyways, she is making no money from this and would appreciate it if nobody sewed her. Now I just need to figure how to get untied from this chair…
Me- OH NO YOU DON'T! Bad kitty!
Schrodinger-*(panics) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't let her get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCHRODINGER!!!!!!!!! I LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A blonde boy of about 14 quietly exited his e-mail server. His cat ears twitched up and down nervously; this was the third e-mail he had received in the past hour.
He shook his head, cat ears flapping back and forth. He had to go see someone about this.
He stood up and set out on a brisk trot to the nearest door.
It led him to a large room splattered with what could be red paint, but wasn't. The boy walked right up to a large man longing in a throne in the middle of the room.
"Ah, Schrödinger, vhat a pleasant surprise," the man said as he was approached.
"Ja, Major," the boy smiled.
"Vhat is it you vant?" the Major asked.
"I need you to come and see something"
Schrödinger and the Major went in to the cramped computer room. Schrödinger pulled up
the server and noted a new message.
KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK SCHRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Kitty?" the Major asked, fighting a smile.
"Vhat? I don't even know how they got this address! I kept it a secret!" Schrödinger protested.
"Varent Officer Schrödinger," at this Major went into a fit of coughing that barely disguised a laughed 'kitty boy'. "It's just fan mail." He busted out laughing now. "You haven't seen the vorst of it yet."
Major pulled back the curtains to revile a mob of giggling girls, all wearing cat ears and tails.
"Vhat in the vorld?" Schrödinger shouted. He took one look at the Majors laughing face, muttered "God help me", and slunk out of the room, tail between his legs.
Major went over to the open window and looked over the mob. "Vho vants his phone number?" he shouted.
Yay I'm done! Sorry it was so short, this is my first fanfic. Well actually it's my second. The other one was so bad I quit. Well, thanks for reading! Now if you can do me one more little favor and review? When I take over the world I'll give you… something… ANYWAY! REVIEW!
Me- I hope you know you won't get away.
Schrödinger-NO! I vill! *(saws at ropes with a nail file)*
Me-Hey! That's mine! *(grabs file)*
Schrödinger-That's not fare!
Me-Too bad.
Schrödinger-*(pouts)*