I'M IN NARUTO!!!!

Summary: A not so normal girl gets zapped into the world of Naruto when she pisses off a talking cat. There she endures Jashin, fish, evil pranks and maybe even love! HidanxOC

Chapter 1

"I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree. With a great big shot in his head, opsi-dopsi, barney's dead!!" I sang.

"Will you shut up!!!?" my sister Mariah yelled at me.

"Make me!!" I stuck my tongue out at her.

WHAM

I got a fist to my face.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, holding the left side of my face. I glared at my sister with my right eye. "What the FUCK was that for?!"

"You're being annoying!!"

"Fuck you!!"

"I don't take offers!!"

"I wasn't offering dumbass!!!"

Mariah growled and tackled me to the floor as we threw punches. Yes, my sister and I HATED each other. About a couple minutes later, I was beaten. Hell, I can't win a fight against her and I'm older.

Mariah flipped me off and sat back down on the couch.

"Bitch…" I muttered and shoved my shoes and trench coat on and grabbing my bag. "I'm outta here." When I left, I slammed the door shut.

I walked until I came to the largest park in our town. I sat down and leaned against a tree and sighed. "Sisters…."

All of a sudden, a black and white cat jumped down in front of me and meowed. "Aww, how cute..."

"Cute? I ain't cute!!" the cat said.

"Holy shit….a talking cat…." I said to myself.

"That's right. I'm a talking cat."

"Well, what'dya want?" I ask.

"Don't piss me off girly."

My right eye twitched. "Don't call me girly dumbass animal!!"

"Alright, that's it!!" the cat scratched my face. Then, there was a bright flash of light and I knew no more.

………………………..

"I really hated that fucking mission….."

"It's your own fault for getting your head cut off." Kakuzu said.

"Shut the fuck up!!" Hidan yelled at him.

All of a sudden, there was a whistling noise and the two looked up in time to see a figure fall onto the ground, making a small crater. Once the dust settled, the two looked inside the crater.

It was a girl, no older than 18. She had brownish-black hair with red, blue and blonde highlights went past her waist a few inches with hair over face that covered her left eye and some of her hair reached her chin and shoulders. She wore black baggy jeans with a red semi-tight shirt over it with a knee length trench coat and black boots. She had a black bag with her and had two piercings on right eyebrow, two piercings on bottom lip, three piercings on each ear, black choker around neck and symbol of a black dragon on short chain.

"Is she alive?"

"Why don't you go check?"

"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……………my head….." the girl groaned and sat up, holding her head. She then saw Hidan and Kakuzu. "Hey! I know you two! Hidan and Kakuzu!!"

"How did you know that?" Kakuzu asks.

"Ummm………" the girl trailed off. "I'm psychic!"

"Really?" the girl nodded. "What's our leader's name?"

"Pein."

"Wow, she really is psychic." Hidan said.

"Ahhhhh……….I'ma gonna kill that sister of mine…." The girl crawled out from the crater and fell onto her back with a sigh. The two men hovered over her.

"Oi, what happed to your face?" Hidan asks.

"Fight."

"With who?"

"My younger sister and she won."

At that moment, Hidan burst out laughing. He fell onto his ass, rolling around in laughter. The girl stood up and glared at him. "It ain't funny!!"

Hidan continued laughing. The girl growled, walked over and kicked him so hard in the side that he was thrown into the bushes. The girl, including Kakuzu and Hidan gasped.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!!" Hidan's head popped out of the bushes, glaring at the girl.

"I feel dizzy……………" the girl moaned, holding her head. "I wanna go play dress up!!!" was all she said before falling onto the ground.

"What……?" the two ninjas blinked.

"I think she passed out." Kakuzu picked up the girl, swinging her over his shoulder. "Let's go Hidan."

"….I'ma slash Hidan's head off……….." the girl mumbled in her sleep.