Hey guys, I know, right? I'm actually updating, but I'm doing it for all you lovely readers, even though I'm not much of a VK fan anymore. Thank you for the lovely reviews, alerts, and faves. Forgive me if I didn't reply. So without further ado, I present to you "The Mystery Of The Night Class, Chapter 2".

I'll continue my rant down there:

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"Of course, Kaname-sama"

Once I heard the door click, I looked up from the sheets of paper on my desk. The curtains were covering the windows, preventing any sunlight from entering my room.

I arranged the pieces of paper, and for a moment. I just stared. Right in front of my face was the student profile of that new girl. "Haruhi.." -a sigh.

It has only been a month since they came to cross academy, and for the first two weeks, I felt like ripping their heads off. Nasty thoughts, yes. But this Haruhi girl was really getting to me.

Through the whole month, the SOS brigade, or more specifically their leader, has been attempting to mess with the Night Class.

Attempt no. 1:

Get into the night class.

For one whole day, she has been following me around campus trying to get me to let her in.

"Come on Kuran! We can be smart if we wanted to!"

"Miss Suzumiya the night class is not only for professionals, it's also like an extra course"

"So you mean like, you're a High School graduate? Like a Bachelor Degree for college?"

This is probably the time I sighed just the slightest bit. "No, its not like that. Just- didn't the chairman explain it to you?"

"I couldn't pay attention, his hair was distracting."

I don't usually ask these questions, but she is a very strange girl "Why so?"

"His hair is long."

"ah."

"So?"

"'So' what, Miss Suzumiya?"

"Why can't we get in the night class?"

"Why are you so interested in the night class anyway?"

"I asked you a question first." She pouted around this point. And mind you, I tried my best to think it wasn't cute. So it wasn't. It was annoying.

I felt my right eye twitch just a tad bit. "How many people have you asked to get in the night class?"

"You, the Chairman, your PDA chick, and that guy with the eyepa- WAIT! I asked you a question first!"

I resisted the urge to face palm here. "My sincerest apologies, but as I have said before, you may not."

She stepped closer to me, reached up and poked my left cheek with her index finger. As calm as I tried to be, I couldn't help but think if she knew what personal space was. "And. Why. Not?"

"Because only certain people can get in the night class. All professionals, if I may add."

She sighed and glared at me.. wow. So intimidating. Not.

Attempt no. 2:

Walk straight into the moon dorms.

Strangely enough, the guard didn't scare her the slightest bit.

I sent Kain out. I have had enough of her for the rest of my life.

Here's what happened..

"Miss Suzumiya, what are you doing here?"

"I wanted to talk to Kaname"

"He's very busy at this moment."

"Then he should stop working for a moment."

"Excuse me?"

"Tell him to come out.."

"I'm sorry but that's not possible."

"Let me IN!"

Face palm. There. Right there. Sorry Kain, but that's you job so.. "As you have been told, only night class student can come here."

"Then let me in the night class"

Yeah, I feel your pain Kain. I bet you want to bite her right now. "Not possible."

"Fine."

"What?"

"Fine. I'm going"

And as expected, that wasn't the last time she tried to get in.

Attempt no. 3:

Get someone to get the into the moon dorm.

So Haruhi, again, tried getting into the moon dorm. In a new way.

Haruhi started to go all buddy buddy with Yuuki, and who would've thought?

She almost got het to bring her in.

Well, we all know Yuuki is too nice. That's al that needs to be said.

Attempt no. 4:

Get someone to take them to the moon dorms. Again.

So this time, they sent Mikuru Asahina. To get Aidou to give her a tour around the dorms.

"A-Aidou-San!"

"Huh?" and this is where, as Aidou says he fell in love.

"Hello!" She smiled as bright as the sun. Since when was that boy such a romantic?

"Ah, Good Day miss" He kissed the back of her hand. "May I have the honor of knowing your name?"

"M-Mikuru Asahina...."

This plan almost worked. Even more so than the previous attempt.

"Ah, you're new?"

"Yes!"

"Then, would you like tour around the campus?"

"oh. Of course!" smile smile smile.

Then yeah, they went on a tour. And she almost got in the moon dorm.

Attempt no. 5:

Walk around the school in bunny girl outfits.

I don't see how this was gonna' get them in, but Haruhi is very odd. Very odd indeed.

This little attempt gave 10 day class boys nosebleeds along with Aidou. Mikuru was wearing one as well if I may add.

This was strange. Very strange indeed.

And one of the most 'epic', as Aidou would call it, moments of my life happened.

"Kaname onii-sama?"

"Yes, Yuuki?"

"Vampires like blood right?"

"Yes. Of course. Are you okay Yuuki?"

"All kinds of blood?"

"You should know, but no. Just human blood." I paused for a moment here. "Are you Haruhi?"

"Well, if we vampires like human blood, why don't nosebleeds attract us?"

"eh?" I think I'm going nuts.

"And if it does, how do we drink their blood? Like, bite their noses off?"

I felt like slamming my head to that tree right there. Yeah. It was THAT bad.

So far, there were nine attempts but these ones topped.

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"Takuma-san! Shiki-san! Come back!"

"You two won't get away you know!"

Were these two girls nuts? I'm starting to think Haruhi really has a few screws loose, but I didn't expect the vampire-ish one to be like her!

For seven minutes now, Haruhi and Tsuruya have been chasing Shiki and I around campus. You know, like what she does to Kaname, except we were running not casually walking.

Why were we running, you ask?

The two girls were forcing us to wear bunny girl outfits. Do they realize that were actually guys?

Ah. Shiki's face wasn't void of emotion this time. He looked panicked. Not real hyperventilating-shouting-panicking. Well, hyperventilating, yeah. We get tired too. I cannot understand these two at all.

Bunny girl outfits? When did the world go this crazy?

Obviously it would get worse. But I didn't expect it to be That worse.

And no. We didn't wear the costume. Shiki, a model, did NOT wear it. Obviously. That was too crazy.

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There you go, chapter 2. Hope you liked it. Maybe I'll update again if I get some reviews, yeah? And ideas.

BTW, I'm planning on adding Hetalia to this. It's my new obsession. Tell me what you think about the whole thing. And the adding APH thing.

I'll try/will update all my stories for now. Even the pokemon ones. For you gaiz XD jk.

Oh btw, I know Kaname sounds OOC but I meant to do that. I mean, Haruhi drives you nuts like that. And nobody knows what's in his mind so I can't really say he's being OOC here.

BYE GAIZ