This is what happens when I'm extremely bored and have The Gazette in mind. And little bit of Miyavi.

When I say "Aoi"

Yue: Ruki-san, when I say the name, "Aoi", what is the first thing that pops into your mind?

Ruki: Make violent love to him.

Aoi: Eh? O.o

Yue: Wouldn't that be considered rape, Ruki-san?

Kai: You can't rape the willing. ^_^

Aoi: Shut up, Kai!

Ruki: Yes, yes you can't rape the willing.

Aoi: You too, Ruki. Shut up.

Yue: I'm surprised by how openly you three can talk to each other. ¬.¬

Who is the Best?

Ruki: May I ask you a question, Yue?

Yue: Okay, shoot.

Ruki: Who from the Gazette do you think is the best?

Yue: Kai.

Ruki: Wow. You didn't even take time to think about it.

Yue: There's no need. Yeah, he's not as cute as the others--

Kai: What!?

Yue: You didn't let me finish...he's not as cute as the others but when he smiles he has dimples so he's much cuter than you four. Also, his cuteness maximises when he wears glasses.

Uruha: I wear glasses.

Yue: ...Okay, so he's only cuter than you four when shows his dimples.

Kai: -___-

Yue: I was kidding, Kai-kun. You'll always be my number one. ^_^

Kai: ^_^

You're wearing my Skirt

-Miyavi bursts into the room-

Yue: Miyavi-chan, you surprised--Uuuhhh.....

Miyavi: I'm wearing a skirt! ^_^

Yue: I can see that...and that's my skirt...

Miyavi: And I'm not wearing any underwear! XD

Yue: ...Close the door and lock it.