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Take one (beep)

"Happy?! Of course we're not happy! First you went to a bar with you friends and I'm fricken getting the lines wrong! So I'm going to go do them again!" Fugaku yelled, earning a few laughs from Sasuke, Mikoto, and Itachi. "How did it go again?"

Sasuke shook his head and went back out the front door.

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"You know Taki, you're the only person who understands me," Sasuke said, pausing. He suddenly burst into laughter. "I'm sorry! I'm talking to a dog here!" He flopped onto the bed laughing as Taki whimpered.

Naruto suddenly was in front of the camera making fish lips, eyes crossed and hands on the side of his head making them look like gills, before jumping onto the raven on the bed.

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"This is a recording of Ino snoring," Naruto said, holding the recorder to Ino's mouth. The blond woman suddenly opened her eyes and screamed high pitched, scaring the hell out of Naruto, who ran towards Sasuke and jumped in his arms, letting out a high pitched screech like a girl.

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"And who is this? Your boy-toy?" Kyuubi asked, elbow settled on Naruto's shoulder. Naruto gave an odd look before stomping over to the raven, wrapping his arms around Sasuke and kissed him deeply, tilting the teen back. Sasuke was surprised and cried out in surprise into the kiss, arms waving in the air.

Breaking the kiss and letting the teen go, Sasuke feel from the lack of support as Naruto walked back over to the redhead, laughing.

"Does that answer your question?" Naruto asked.

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"I'm acting weird?! You're the-AHHHHHHH!" Itachi started to scream like a girl, letting go of the wheel, Sasuke doing the same thing. When they finally finished their screaming fest, Itachi burst out laughing while Sasuke made fish lips at the rearview mirror. The people around the green screen also laughed.

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"So," Miki started, pausing for a few seconds. "What's my next line again?"

"I think you're supposed to ask me how I've been doing," Naruto replied, stuffing the cookie down his throat.

"Right." She suddenly started to do a little jig in her chair, Naruto following her. She stopped rotating her hands and pointed at the blond as she spoke again. "How've you been doin'?"

"Well I say Miki, pretty damn-tastic if you ask me," Naruto said as if he was talking on TV.

"Cut and start over!" the director shouted out, getting pissed by the many mistakes.

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"Well, if he's not then gay then… you're screwed," Miki stated with an all knowing glance at the blond. Naruto nodded his head in agreement.

"Yeah, I guess I would wouldn't I? And you're screwed also for missing your lines," Naruto replied. Miki nodded lightly, Naruto nodding with her. "Well let's start this scene over shall we?"

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Sasuke ran for his life down as Gaara, Kiba, and Neji chased after him. Before he got far, he suddenly tripped, his shoes squeaking across the floor. "Dammit…"

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They were suddenly kissing each other ravenously. Lips sealed together and tongues rubbing each other in a dance. Sasuke won and gladly licked around the blond's mouth, taking longer than they should have.

"Cut! That was good!" the directed shouted out, but Sasuke only held up a finger to tell them to wait a few more seconds. "Come on, we have a story to finish here!"

Naruto giggled as the raven ignored the man and kept on kissing him.

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"I," Sasuke started, but suddenly drew a blank, face serious, "just can't remember what I'm supposed to say." Naruto, who was standing next to the teen, chuckled. "Do you care to remind me?"

"Why not?" Naruto said through chuckles and reached over, pulling the teen into a kiss. "I don't think that was it, but I don't really care."

"Right…"

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Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Kyuubi, and all the children of the orphanage were standing out in the front lawn of the orphanage, all cuddled together closely.

A/N: thank you everyone!