Leaning against a tree, watching the sun go down, a bit far away from the Cullen's house I try to relax a bit before I have to go back and deal with the house. Today had its amusing moments, Blondie flipping out over, not the bowl hitting her, but me getting food in her hair. I chuckle silently to myself, then sober up because right now not much is a laughing matter. The wind starts blowing from behind me and I can smell the vampire before I hear the swift foot steps. Turning around, there is no one, but I blink and there stands the woman I was just thinking about. The breeze is blowing her hair so the sickly sweet smell coming off her is blowing at me, but I can't help but notice how beautiful she is. Yes I know if anyone heard that they would flip, twice, but I can't help it. She looks like an angel, and even though most of the time when her voice is directed at me it's a growl, it still sounds like wind chimes. The look she is giving me right now is half way between disgust and something like pain.

"What do you want, Blondie?" I question, leaning against the tree, this time facing away from the setting sun.

"To talk," She stated simply, crossing her eyes and glowering.

"Well you found me so talk,"

"I don't like you, I don't want you to be in the house, I don't want you near Bella, or any other member of the family," She sighed, "But Bella wants you there, and Alice like you there also, as do the rest of my backstabbing family, so I can't do anything about it. You stink up the house, you almost never wear a shirt, and that bothers me."

"Well I can't help it if I'm hot," I wink.

"Your being attractive has nothing to do with this conversation, it.. Oops," She stopped and looked away her teeth grinding.

"Wait, did you just agree with me?" I asked, taking a step towards her.

"NO, I did not," She growled.

"Oh yes you did," Stepping till I was only a few feet away from her. "Admit it"

"No, I did not and will not," She snapped, trying to get in my face and be intimidating. She didn't quite make it on both accounts.

"Yes you did, why don't you just admit it?"

"I have a husband that I'm happily married to, you a DOG that's in love with Bella, I can't stand the smell of you, just because," She was ranting and I did the only thing I could think of to get her to shut up. I kissed her.

She backed away with wide eyes, mouth gasping for air that it didn't need.

"You.. You kissed me" She stuttered.

"Yes I believe I did," I said, stalking forward.

"Jacob, what are you thinking of doing?" She asked, a bit afraid, and a bit challenging.

"Something we both want," And I pounced forward.

Pinning her to the ground, I put my hot lips over her cold ones, trying to breath as little as possible. Pushing apart her lips with my tongue, I felt a chill run through my whole body, when hers found mine. Pushing up her top I let my hands explore the cold feel of her flat stomach, as her hands tangled in my hair. I broke the kiss long enough to get her top and bra off and kissed her again, her cold chest fitting perfect with mine. She pushed me off and undid her belt and kicked her pants and shoes off, as I got my borrowed pair off. Pulling me back, I placed my cock at her entrance, and looked in her topaz eyes, full of lust and hate, reflecting back mine, holding the same emotion. I pushed into her, closing my mouth over hers so she wouldn't be heard. Pumping in and out I fought every urge to moan and scream and howl, so we wouldn't be found. She was gripping my shoulders hard enough to leave scratch marks that I knew would be gone before we even finished. She brought my head back down to kiss me as I started moving faster, so she could moan, as she came around my cock. A low growl escaped my throat, at the feeling, and that all to well known feeling started building up. I started moving faster as she squirmed underneath me, getting me closer and closer. She bit into her lip and came again as I followed suit a moan rising up and falling when my lips collided with hers again.

Panting I pull out and collapse on the ground next to her. After a few minutes, we both get up and go jump in the river to clean the scent of each other off. We share one more bruising kiss in the water, before she jumps out and runs, getting dressed on the way. I get out and pull my pants on. I'll wait half an hour, then go up to the house and run the whole new set of blond jokes I got past her, maybe I'll make her have another 'talk' with me. Chuckling I lay on the ground, watching the stars start to come out, hearing in the distance her telling them I pushed her in the river. Oh wouldn't they love to hear the real story, but nah I think I'll keep that to myself.

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Ok that sooo did not go the way I had planned, but I think I turned out ok. Tell me what you think.

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