Ok guys, this is written by my sister and didn't want to make an account, so it's on mine, Don't blame me if its lame! JK, it's actually a pretty funny story, strange, but funny.

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"Come on boys! You are going to make me late!" Shouted Dave up the stairs to the boys.

"But what about breakfast?" Alvin asked.

"Well eat brunch on the ship, let's go!" Dave shouted.

"Ship? What's this about a ship?" Simon wondered.

"Keep your shirt on Dave " Theodore yelled at Dave. "We aren't going to die if were late."

"Yes, but I payed good money to rent it!" He yelled back.

Simon was used to the constant bickering but this was strangely different, what was up with Alvin and Theodore?

"Uh, Dave, where are we going?" Simon questioned.

"Let me answer that question with a question, why aren't you dressed?'

"Uh, I just got out of bed."

"Simon, you are going to make me late for my honey-moon cruise!"

Simon stood there with a expression of sheer horror and confusion. He didn't notice his brother's strange looks, but who would if you just herd your foster parent was married.

"You better get moving Simon, Mrs. Miller doesn't like it when Dave's late." Alvin sighed.

"Were does Mrs. Miller come into the equation?"

"Don't you know? Daves getting married to Mrs. Miller." Theodore stated sarcastically to Simon. "And what's worse is I have to get stuck with… Eleanor"

"I thought you liked Eleanor."

"Yea, the way you like an alligator."

"So, Daves married to Mrs. Miller."

"Yea, two weeks ago. Don't you remember?" Alvin asked gently.

"No, I don't" Simon said cleaning his glasses.

Alvin and Theodore looked at each other.

"Wait, how did you get home?" Alvin asked.

"What, I didn't go anywhere."

"Yes you did, you went to that science boot camp with Janette." Theodore stated.

Now Simon was really confused. "I…I have to go pack." He said to his brothers.

"Ok." They chimed.

Simon went up the stairs and stopped to listen to the conversation between to 2 brothers.

"I wonder what's wrong with Simon." Alvin asked Theodore.

"He probably learned too many math equations at the camp." Theodore sarcastically replied to Alvin.

"That's not Theodore's personality" Simon thought to himself.

"Let's go boys!" Dave shouted.

"What if I don't want to come." Theodore yelled back.

"THEODORE!!!" Dave yelled

Before Simon could wrap his head around the situation they were already on their way to the ship for Dave's honey-moon.

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Well, That's my sisters story, strange I know, so, comment, I'm sure she'd love to her your comments.

~Zana