Chapter Four!!! how great am I? answer:amazing!! anyway this is a little longer(i think) then the last chapter. And even though you probably can't tell, when i started this fic i WAS actually trying to make it a serious fic with a little humor, now i have too much humor and not enough Sirius (but he might not be dead...i haven't decided)

Disclaimer:pfft!! i actually DO own Death Note AND Harry Potter. Why? because i wrote my name on my T.V. and my laptop, so now every time any of those two come on my name is all over it!! so it's mine!! muahahaha!!!~.....you know what...they can have it back, it's actually kinda hard to see what i'm typing with my name on the screen.....oh well it was good while it lasted.

oh yeah!! there is lyrics to 2 songs separating both parts. Who ever guesses what songs they are (and who they're by and they are by the same band) will...get...a...well nothing...but guess anyway (And Yes this IS in fact a plan to get more reviews. i'm actually even going to accept someone just saying "i read it" and it be a reveiw)

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Chapter 4:nampershtick flemington shnock

Lupin looked down in bewilderment at the body that was laying at his feet. It had black messy hair, some plain muggle clothing and dark bags under his eyes. 'oh my gawd!!! zombie!! wait wait...calm down Lupin. If he was a zombie you would be sneizing right now. you know how you're allergic to -'

Before he could finish those comforting thoughts, another body flew out of the portal of flaming deat- i mean the fireplace. It landed right on top of the zombie wannabe. This one however looked more nicely dressed than the last one. So he poked it with his wand.

"...What are you doing Remus?" The werewolf quickly looked up to see the headmaster peering at him underneath his have moon spectacles(also known as glasses).

"uh...n-nothing Albus." Lupin said nervously while quickly standing up. "So i assume that these two are the student and detective you where talking about?" Dumbledore nodded happily.

"Ugh...nampershtick flemington shnock.."(1)a body moaned on the ground. The non-zombie wannabe stood up and ignored the zombie wannabe who gradually stood up also.

"Ah! I'm Remus Lupin, I'm the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. I asume that you are L, is it?" Lupin said while holding his hand out to the nicely dressed kid. The kid just kind of laughed.

"No actually I'm Light Yagami." He said while shaking The proffesors hand.

"I am L" The zombie-'wait no L'said. "But i would rather you call me Ryuuga Hideki for safety measures of course" Then ,as if he just remembered something, L grabbed onto Light's arm. Looking a little confused Lupin looked a Light who just shrugged and rolled his eyes.

"Ah, right. Well I guess we should get you your school supplies" Lupin said. "OH! Albus, would-" Lupin started but was stopped when he found that Dumbledore was gone.(2) Lupin sighed. 'oh well' And off they went to get their stuff.

I think the postman intercepts everything i'm trying to seeeennnd to you. 'Cause he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two. But i can't say i blame him, 'Cause i'd cheat a priest just to get to you.(guess what song that is!! and who it's by)

Daigon Alley was huge. Not that Light actually had time to look around. Right after that Remus guy said where the candy shop was, the leach on Lights arm ran off dragging him with it.

"Hey! W-wait!!" Lupin cried as he huffed along behind. "We still have to get school supplies!" After they somehow dragged L out of the candy store, though Light did have to threaten to run away which did raise his percentage, they where able to get most of their stuff.

"Now all you need is a pet, if you want one of course." Lupin said as he turned to Light.

"If there are school owls like you said then I see no reason to get one" Light shrugged.

"Well alright then! Looks like we're done here! Oh and don't worry about much Light. There is a very smart student where we will be staying, so you should catch up on your classes pretty fast."

"Are we going to use a fireplace to get to where we are staying?" L asked still holding on to Lights arm. 'i want to try it without being thrown in this time'

"No actually we are going to go by portkey."

"What's a Portkey?" Light asked still trying to unlatch L from his arm. 'i swear he superglued himself on'

"Well just touch this watch" Lupin took out an old wrist watch. "and we'll get there in no time." Hesitantly, L and Light both touched the watch and they suddenly felt a pull on their bellybutton.

I've met someone that makes me feel sea sick oh what a skill to have oh what a skill to have so many skills it makes her distinctive no they're not mine to have no they're not mine whenever she looks or reads the nearest paper no i don't care bout the soaps no i don't care bout the soaps though i'm acting like i'm in an East Enders episode

"Aizawa!! Do you want to find Kira!?"

"Yes!! But-"

"Then do as you're told and put that dress on!! We only have thirty minutes of tea time and we don't need YOU ruining our chances!!"

"Matsuda!! That makes no sense!!"

"I'm not Matsuda!! I'm L!! Call me L!! Soichiro!! Your dress is too plain!! Put more bows on it!!" Soichiro sighed. 'once he goes back to being "Matsuda" he is soo going to be my slave.....the non kinky kind..'

...............End Of Chapter Four!!....it was gonna be longer, but then i got lazy...

Yay!! i got it done!! now review!!

(1)this ruffly translates to "wow genderless-but straight, people should review this more" and it was said by the little elf that L and Light fell on.

(2)He went to go and work out with Watari. They be buff.

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