Perfectly Dysfunctional
by Pwnguin

J E R R Y
the man of the house
once a wizard; now father & teacher
wishes his eldest and middle child wouldn't try to kill each other all the time
& keeps his youngest son in the loop, 'cause we don't know what's wrong with him
it would break his heart to see his eldest son lose the competition
& to see his baby-girl get a boyfriend
but in the end, he's
F A T H E R
because someone needs to keep control under the roof.

T E R E S A
the woman who takes charge
of Mexican descent; always a mortal
wishes her family was normal for once; minus the magical abilities
& hopes she didn't drop her youngest son on his head when he was young
she wonders what her eldest song is talking about
& what her middle child is up to
but in the end, she's
M O T H E R
because someone has to keep the sanity around this place.

J U S T I N
the oldest, role-model child
the best wizard of the family, no argument
wishes his sister would just agree with him on something for once in his life
& knocks his little brother on the head sometimes for being really stupid all the time
just wants to be something in life, rather than the family wizard
it doesn't help that he's never taken seriously
but in the end, he's
B R O T H E R
because somebody has to be the rolemodel for the world.

A L E X
the defiant middle child
uses her powers for the wrong reason, every time
wishes that everyone would quit comparing her to her older brother
& wonders what's wrong with her younger brother, if there is anything wrong
believes that life is about fun, games, and love
never gets what she wants
but in the end she's
S I S T E R
because someone has to screw up the perfect balance.

M A X
the forgotten youngest child
only wants to find the world's largest enchilada
wonders why his family thinks he's mentally special
wishes that everyone would realize how bright he really is
& hopes that everyone will realize how full his potential reaches
gets picked on often, but doesn't mind
life is about creating surprises
but in the end he's a
L O S E R
because... well, what else could you call him?

& somehow, they fit together
to form the perfectly dysfunctional Russos.

A/N:
I needed to write a WOWP.
I had absolutely no idea for a Jalex story.
So here's a WOWP poem. (:
I think I remembered Selena twittering something about being happy to be back to WOWP, to the "perfectly dysfunctional Russos". I'm not exactly sure. But I'm going to put that here, so no one thinks I just stole that from her. =P
My favorite is Max, except for the ending. I couldn't think of anything else, because all the family names were taken. xP
I was going to post this on Wednesday, but I'm spending the day with my mom, so no can do there. You get it early. (: