201. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

Application for a Position as an Auror at the Ministry of Magic

Name: Harry James Potter

Age: 20

Married: Not yet

Work Experience: I defeated Lord Voldemort at seventeen and helped to round up the remaining Death Eaters. If that doesn't qualify me for the job as an Auror, I don't know what does.

Are you a Hogwarts Graduate: Yes

If so, what were your extra curricular activities while there: Quidditch (both strip Quidditch and regular), the DA, the beat-boxing club, the I-Hate-Umbridge club, gambling, Gryffindor Survivor

What's the most important thing you learned during your time in school: Unicorns will charge when provoked, and they don't like to go into pokeballs

Did you receive a lot of detentions during school: Yes.

What for: Umbridge hated me. Although it may also be because my friends and I dressed up as Death Eaters as an April Fools Day joke...

Any special talents: The Thriller dance. Hermione and I started the tradition of teaching the first years the Thriller dance at Hogwarts. And I can Dougie. I'm also a great artist; I can duplicate the Dark Mark perfectly.

How are you at tailing others: Very good at it. Ron and I once stalked Malfoy for an entire night and he never caught on as to how we were doing it.

Can you handle any insanity: Are you kidding? All my fifth year was, was insanity. The girl everyone thought I would end up with started dating my enemy, and they are currently married and expecting their first child. My best friend jumped one of my female friend's bones and told me minutes before I faced Voldemort. Said female friend became best friends with our Potions Master after hooking him up with the Transfiguration teacher, and they are still best friends to this day. Not to mention one of the twins blackmailed his brother (who had stolen his girlfriend) under the new official rule of "All's fair in love and war." Need I go on?

Any dueling techniques we should know about: Light saber noises are highly effective in dueling as a distraction.

Can you adequately defend yourself: Absolutely. In addition to the light saber noises, I finally figured out Occlumency. It took a few years, but I got it...

Is there anything else you want us to know: Yes. Hermione was right, guns are extremely helpful in bringing down the enemy.

Greatest Influence and Why: Fred and George Weasley, because without their antics, who knows what would have happened?


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