"Whaaa!! Tyson your going to break my laptop!" "

"TATE! Off the table!!"

"TYSON!! Fight meeee!"

"Shut up Daichi!!"

"Tyson, Daichi, BOTH of you SHUT UP!!"

Hello, and welcome to the Granger Dojo. My name is Ray Kon, the residential neko jin, and ill be your guide through the craziness that is….well, this place.

First, let me straighten out the problem currently going on. Someone gave Max, the blonde American dancing on the table, sugar. My guess is Tyson did it, but we really shouldn't point fingers…..

"Maxie, why don't you get off the table, theres more room to dance on the floor." I say with a disarming smile. Max blinks, grins, and jumps off. Kai, the dual haired Russian who had been yelling at him, glares at both of us. Why he is glaring at me, I don't know. The mystery that is Kai is one best left kept just that. A mystery.

Don't get me wrong, Kais a nice guy….err, sometimes, when its quiet, and hes had caffeine in him…. But he could scare the pants off of a bull. And bulls don't wear pants.

"Tyson, give Kenny back his laptop." Tyson, the cap wearing Japanese world champion, scowls at me, and I sigh. I should have known that it wouldn't be that easy.

"Tyson, give Kenny back his laptop or no food…" I didn't even have to finish my sentence. Kenny, the brown haired glasses wearing nerd of the team, offers me a thankful smile, and I smile nod in return.

"Daichi, you can fight Tyson during practice later on." With that said, Daichi, the red haired youngest member, calms down. A bit. Him and Tyson are still bickering, but not at the loud level they were at before.

Aaaaaaaaaandd that just about covers it. Hillary, the brunette girl that tags along and helps us with what she can, is now satisfied with the noise level of Tyson and Daichi.

Ok, all possible problems diverted. Where was I? Oh, yes, guiding you through the dojo.

As you can see, I myself am the one that sort of…..keeps things in check. The word "Mother Hen" comes to mind in some occasions, but I don't like being called that, so just call me Ray.

There are a few other people that come in to the picture. One of them is the owner of the dojo, and let me say, hes about as crazy as they come. "Gramps" or Mr. Granger, Tysons grandfather.

Half the time you don't know what hes saying. The other half you with you DIDN'T know what he was saying.

And the next his Hiro Granger, Tysons older brother.

Hes a friggen ninja.

He appears, then disappears faster then you can even say ninja. And now days hes always wearing these really cool sunglasses…..

Well, that's about all. I know I said that I would guide you through the dojo, but its really to hectic at the moment. Maybe one day when everyone is gone and its nice and quiet……

"Whaa! Tyson! Give me back my laptop!"

"TATE! GET OUT OF THE SUGAR!!!"

"TYSOOON! Lets battle already!!!"

"Shut up, monkey boy!!"

"Make me!!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!! RAAAAAY!"

"RAY!!"

"KON!"