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207 - Adelheid X Nana

"Oh! Tsuna! Please wait a moment!"

Just before Tsuna had made his way through the door that morning, already a few minutes late to school, his mother called out to him.

"What is it, mom? Did you forget to put something in the lunch you made me?" The teenage boy asked. Nana ran over to him and handed her son a small envelope.

"I need you to give this to one of your friends for me, sweetie."

"...One of my friends?"

"Yes. The transfer students-"

"Oh, from Shimon?"

"That's them! The Shimon transfer students that you became close with lately! That letter is for the really tall girl...you know, the one with the..." Nana placed her hands near her chests and made a groping motion, "the large ASSETS? She looks like she has a pair of basketballs in her shirt? You know the one, right? Her name is Adelheid, from what I've overheard."

Tsuna felt his face grow hot. "A-Ah...you m-mean Suzuki Adelheid...yes, she is the one who fits the description...heh heh heh...oh geez..."

"Good! I'm happy you remember her! She's the one who needs to receive this letter, okay?"

"You want me to give this letter to her? But why? I don't understand, mom."

Nana's cheerful smile suddenly became rather ambiguous as she replied, "That's the beauty of it, Tsuna; you don't need to understand at all. You just have to give the letter to her."

"But-"

"Just do it."

"O-Okay..."

"Alright, have a nice day at school!" And with that, Nana pushed Tsuna out the door and slammed it shut behind him. Tsuna made it about half-way to school when his curiosity regarding the contents of his mother's envelope finally overwhelmed him. He knew he was sticking his nose into someone else's business, but he just had to know what in the world his mom would want to tell Suzuki Adelheid of all people. He carefully opened the letter and overturned it, allowing a piece of paper and a photograph to fall into his palm. He decided to look at the letter first.

'I SAW YOU CHECKING ME OUT LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ALL HANGING OUT WITH MY SON, AND I MUST SAY THAT I AM INTERESTED IN YOU TOO. WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME. A HOTEL WOULD BE NICE, DON'T YOU THINK? PLEASE DON'T TELL TSUNA ABOUT THIS, THOUGH. I WROTE DOWN MY CELLPHONE NUMBER ON THE BACK OF THE LETTER, AS WELL AS MY ADDRESS IN CASE YOU FORGET. I HOPE YOU ACCEPT MY OFFER, YOU SEXY YOUNG THING.'

Along with the letter was a photo of Nana wearing frilly lingerie while sitting in a seductive pose on her bed.

Tsuna blinked. '...What is this?'

The next day, Tsuna accepted his role as Vongola Tenth and ordered that the Shimon Family be wiped off the Earth.