...What would you do when it comes from a naive girl...?
...What can you expect from a vicious gameplayer?
...What's the result of mixing this up together?
...Well, the answer is here, and it's the worst you've ever seen...
...Worse Than Godzilla... or The Marshmallow guy at Ghostbusters
...Worse Than the Barney Show, or those Telettubies thingies
...Worse Than a whole Afternoon with nothing to do, worse than spending a day as a babysitter.
...It's Her.
...It's Lime and now she's got mad...
LIME MEETS NINTENDO! THE AFTERLAST CHAPTER
CHAPTER NINE
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Title: Lime meets the Nintendo
Chapter: 9
Genre: Humor?
Rated PG for some screamy things and Vicious gameplaying absolutely not to be copied
Disclaimer: Nope, i do not owe none of the rights of Saber Marionette J. Nope, Neither do the trademarks of the characters and things i said above... nor the stupid things i am about to perform in the progress of this fic. Nintendo's right are none of my posession and i'm not trying to make money or fame out of this fic. I do owe that's story, that's the only thing for sure so far. So Nyaaah!
Author Notes: Aww my! I've sure delayed on the work of my fics... they're just three and i'm oh-so-exerted... but as i always say... i try to give my readers the best pieces.... so when i feel like writting, then i do! But lately i wasn't feeling like it, so i took some time to think about what is to come below this lines. Whatever! Sit back do your job and i'll do mine. Get ready, and be prepared...
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Lime Meets Nintendo 9: It ends, Part I
Blue: Last episode we saw Cherry performing succesfully her mission, which was to replace the Nintendo Entertainment System for the Mitsurugui's Hanagata Special System Device. She succeeded indeed, but she couldn't expect what it was to come... But let's not get scared or something and let's go see what the actions are at the Happy Ponta-Kun Bar
Happy Ponta-kun Bar: 9:32pm
Blue: Everyone was so excited about the show Bloodberry and the Narrator were performing, Dammit... they weren't looking nothing, just the glass, or the Bottle in Bloodberry's case.
Bartender: My lord, wont yo two stop somewhere? I mean.you two should feel proud of what you've....
Bloodberry & Narrator: Shut the Hell up!
Barternder: Okay then, here goes...
Blue: Bartender serves both players their drinks, her bottle in Bloodberry's case. They both start chugging down their drinks with incredible speed in everyone's awe.
Over.
Bartender: The count goes to 184-172 to Narrator.
Narrator: Hah.... in shour faiz!
Bloodberry: Almoshht there shou punkk.... ieeeee...
Narrator: Waka Wakaaa
Bloodberry: Tooo Tooo
Narrator: Wamparah.... wityyyyyyyy
Bartender: You two are out of your brains.
Bloodberry and Narrator: Shaddup!!! Ieeeeeee
Bartender: Am i not Worth in this fic?
Crowd: Hell No!
*Bartender Runs away Crying
*Bloodberry: Shou know Wha... *hic* That meanssssh?
Narrator: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE Drinkssssssh!
Crowd: Yahoooooooooooooooo!
Blue: And with these words we see the end of a contest and the beginning of a free-for-all drinking contest in which the first to fall loses it all
GWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAA WAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: All the people at the Bar Flinched at the Screams. Indeed, this was an outstanding happenning, the unknowable was also the most frightening fact, but let's go back to where Cherry and Little Lime are. They sure know a lot about what's happenning.
Cherry Have fallen to the floor by the screams... her eyes are filled with terror. She's trembling and her bones are crackling and making funny noises to the death.
Cherry: Wh-wh-wh-wh What have i done? What is happenning Limeeeeee!
Blue: Cherry Looked and notice the Nes next to her... it was quite damaged for the time used with no rest... but it was still on, that Square-shaped red-glowing power button was still on.... but, how? She took off all the power from it by disconnecting it from the source power.
Cherry: Why? Why?
Lime: GIVE IT BACK!
Blue: Her voice, it was back to her normal tone mixed with this demonic tone Cherry Flinched even more at her words... she was panicked. She took it away from a vicious player and she was about to suffer the consequences...
...Oh yeah, she was.
Blue: Lime came out from the same window that Cherry used to enter and escape with the NES she jumped and fell awkwardly hitting her butt badly against the bare floor... She has sure lost her skills all this time without doing nothing but pressing buttons. Her Chest Charm was glowing more than usual. Something weird is related to it. What could it be...?
Lime: I'll Just say this once. Give it Back!
Blue: Cherry's mind filled with doubt... she just didn't know what to do. What should she do? What's right and what's wrong? Right about then Cherry's Demon and Cherry's Angel appeared by her left and right sides respectively. The demon was the first to answer.
Cherry's Demon Side: Give it to her.... That's better than risking your ass off... be smart, don't be a retard, is your life what we're talking about.
Cherry's Angelic Side: No! Please don't Cherry. Lime will get worse if you do so. Think about her before you get all crazy.
Cherry's Demon Side: Hah! Yeah Right! What about you? You don't count? You are nothing compared to her? You have to sacrifice things in order to live! What do you want?
Cherry's Angelic Side: Think Cherry, Think! If you give it to her, you'll also die, she's out of control! She's not thinking... Try something smart, and run from the battle to win the war
Cherry's Demon Side: What? You wanna fight?
Cherry's Angelic Side: Bring it all!
Blue: Both sides start fighting in front of a confused and "I-don't-know-what-to-do" Cherry. She hesitates and thinks deep about what to do. What to do. Cherry then poofs away the Demon side of her
Cherry's demon Side: You don't know what you're doing! You'll regret it later! You will!
Cherry Then came back into herself
Cherry: I am not going to give it to you
Blue: Lime's Eyes Glowed Crimson red, even though her eyes are live green, Cherry then noticed....
Cherry: You... You... you and the NES have became one!?
Lime: Heheheh... You always sooooo smart.
Blue: Cherry stood motionless, she just couldn't believe her eyes... The little red button of the NES and lime's eyes glowing along. It was something unbelievable, something...
Crowd: SHUT THE HELL UP
Blue: Thanks, i needed it. Let's go back to the scenerio.
Lime: So, you refuse to do what i command you?
Cherry: Yes! I DO!
Lime: That wasn't the request.
Blue: With this words Lime started glowing in a light, so bright that blinded Cherry's eyes for some instances. When her sight came back to herself, well, what he saw was outta any reader imagination
Cherry: Ohh......
Cherry: My......
Cherry: Sweet......
Cherry: Lord......
Blue: The Beatles have just appeared.
Isn't that cute?
Well, Writter Tricked you! (Hah!)
Blue: Lime was covered by a Red-Blue Plumber outfit with yellow buttons and a red cap on her head, white gloves and a bad temper... It was her, She was
Super Lime.
Super Lime: Here we go!
Blue: With these words Super Lime spat a couple of fireballs out of her Glovy hands, they were straight aiming Cherry which was terrified to hell.. the fireballs were bouncing in her direction.
*Bwaaashh
**Super Lime Giggled
**Super Lime then Laughed
**This laugh then became a mad Laugh
**... and ended in an out-of-control mischief
*Blue: Cherry's clothes almost dimished in the heat of Lime's bullseye (???) She screamed at th statement and became teary eyed.
Public: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Cherry: What has happenned to you. You've became a monster.
*Lime Did not respond
*Blue: Cherry stood up and with her ripped clothes, she started running away, she tripped once, she tripped twice... but she managed to escape, Lime did not make a move.
Lime: You don't get it do you?
Blue: Cherry was hidden three houses away from her trying to figure out a smart quickie plan, she then heard her words and froze at her statement.
Lime: You don't get it, do you? No matter how hard you hide,i still have you locked on. And you know what i am talking about.
Blue: Cherry then turned to see that she still had the Nintendo under her left arm, and that the power button was still glowing... She then got to notice
Cherry: Thinking She knows where i am thanks to this, she's tight related to the nintendo, that also explains why is she throwing those weirds fireballs. She's acting like those games. I gotta do something before this comes to a worse event... i gotta i have to.
Blue: Cherry started running away once again, she dissappeared in the horizon of the apartments.
Scenerio: Some place in Kazahari's apartments. 11:20pm in the night (Duh)
Meanwhile....
...In the deepest parallel dimension.
...In the weirdest place a human have ever touched.
...In where you never thought it would happen.
...We find Otaru and This.... Thing, having a hard time trying to get out....
Otaru: Uunnngh... where... where am i? What, what is this? This is not my hand... Hey! Whose Hand is this?
Cloaked Man: I can answer to that question.
Otaru: Whoops sorry ol' man.
Cloaked Man: I'm no oldie... Ouch ouch ouch watch my back...
*Crack! Sok! Snak!
*Otaru: What did you say?
Cloaked Man: Oh, Nevermind. It's not important, not anymore.
Otaru: Do you have an idea of where are we?
Cloaked Man: Not even a clue... hey, let go...
Otaru: I can't help it... this place is so stuffed.
Cloaked: Ack Dammit! Let go i tell you!
Otaru: A priest shouldn't say such things...
Cloaked Man: Erm... err... um... Shut up!
Otaru: Okay, okay.
Blue: And since i still want to keep in secret how things are going between Cherry and Lime, let's go and see how these two addicts-to-liquor are going... it seems like the contest is about to get to an end, let's see how true this is.
Bloodberry: *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*
Narrator: *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*
*glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*
Bloodberry: *hic* *hic*
Narrator: *hic* *hic*
Blue: Bloodberry and Narrator stares each other.
Bloodberry and Narrator: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHA Cough cough cough!!
Blue: Okay That was stupid.
Crowd: Hell Yeah!
Blue: Don't help me please. Okay... it's time to come back to the main point and see if Cherry has had any luck in her "i-don't-know-what-it-is" plan.
Cherry: Ahhhh no! Please don't hurt me!
Lime: WAK! WAK! WAK! WAK! COME AND HAVE SOME!
Blue: And as Lime Spits fireballs and Cherry runs away scared... we find this quite dully and the people gets so bored they prefer to turn the Channel.
The End.
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Oh Puh-leeeezzeeeee that really sucked... okay... let's get this going.
Border Limits of the Kazahari's apartments. 12:55 am in the early morning (Wheee.)
Blue: Okay... after some long looong time of making circles and going to nowhere, we find out that both Super Lime and Cherry (...or at least Cherry) are already bothered with this quite stupid game.
Cherry: Alright Stop this!!!
Blue: Lime Shocked and stopped quickly at Cherry's words... she was confused.
Cherry: You think i like all this game we're doing!!?
Super Lime: Umm, uh.
Cherry: NO! I'll give you the answer! *Shouts at her ear* NOOO! N.O.! I hate this! In fact! I hate you! I hate this stupid device *points the NES* and i don't know what has it done to you but i don't like it... i do not like it!! I want you Back! I want the past Little Lime you were used to be before this stupid device that came out of Otaru's Bag full of Crappy things and sucked all of your memories and made you a.a MONSTER!!
Blue: Lime Started t walk back as Cherry started to move forward towards her...
Super Lime: What? What?
Cherry: I'll tell you what! You are a monster since you met this. *points NES* THIS! And do you know what i'm about to do with it!? Do you? Huh? HUH?
Super Lime: NOOOO! I don't know what!!
Blue: Cherry closed her eyes and got prepared to shout.
Cherry: I'm going to throw this thing to de floor and destroy it into little pieces, and, and, and NYAH!!!
Blue: Cherry Threw the NES to the Floor and....
And.....
BOOM BABY!
Blue: Cherry Opened her eyes and screamed.
*screen fades black.
**It comes back in the Happy Ponta-kun bar.
*Bloodberry: *drooling* waaagh waaagh waaagh waaagh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *hic* *glug**glug**glug**glug**glug**glug**glug**glug* *hic* *hic* hee hee.... whoops.
Narrator: Waka waka waka wakaaaaaaaaa ayee ayeee... wohooooooo wity wity. *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *hichic*
Blue: Moments of tension inside the crowd are seen as both of the players have started to become wobbly and floorless... and the ceiling is twisting at incredible speed, and pink elephants coming out the main door screaming "let's be friends!" and flying cows and Bloodberry's terrible feeling about throwing up and blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda yadda i guess you already got the idea about this.
Bloodberry: Whoooooa the floor is calling meeeeee....
Narrator: Hey, it called me first!
Blue: WHAM! And KABLAM! Sounds were heard at a "Almost-equal" or maybe "Equal" times... The Crowd shocked and some people just stared in asonishment.
Crowd: Was that.... was that a tie?
Fan 342: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY MONEY!!!
*Fan 342 runs away scared just to be stopped by some guards which started to hit him violently.*
Fan 342: Wagh...! *Cuaz!* ...Heygh...! *Bam* ...Whygh... *BoomShakalaka* ...Aregh... *Kang* ...Yough... *Ka-booom* ...hithingg... *Riakas!* Megeeeh! *Atomic Bomb Sound*
Guards: Shut... *Maracas!* Up! *Bone Cracking sound*
Blue: A screen shows up, it is giving to all the crowd the instant replay of the early happennings.
Bloodberry: (Slow-Mo) Iiiiiiiiiissssss Caalllllliinnnnnnnnggggg mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee
Narrator: (Slow-Mo) Mmmmmmmmeeeeee Fiiiiiiiirssssssssssst
Blue: The screen said it all, with some freaky timing, both butts hit the floor perfectly at the same time. No doubts. The contest ended in a Fair and square tie which mean that everyone loses the bets. (How good)
Crowd: Awww this is a complete fraud!
Blue: Police enter the place by booting the main entrance being lead By Tamasaburo
Police Members: Betting in Japoness is Forbidden under the prison condition. You're all under arrest!
Tamasaburo: Get them!
Crowd: Police! Run everybody!
Blue: Chaos ruled over the place, Pople running, police throwing gas, and all those goodies that only policemen posesses, some escaped, but most of them got caught and over the police patrols
Tamasaburo: This unorthodox Earthians rustic methods are all the rage, hee hee.
Blue: The actions were performed with excellence. But some persons were forgot in the dust, err... um... make that "in the floor." We find Bloodberry hugging the Narrator tight as she does some funny noises, and the Narrator with a string of drooling running down his chin.
Bloodberry: *Snore* ... *Snore* ... *Snore*
Narrator: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, buffet.
(End of the Scene 2... *Clapper*)
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Back to this Somewhere in Kazahari's apartments. 1:40 am
And Back to this lost Galaxy in where Otaru and this... thing has lost like the those No-ending Power Rangers, we see that this guy is still having problems in trying to get himself out.
Otaru: Dammit, it's useless!! We've been trying for quite a long time, we gotta do something about this sir.
Cloaked Man: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz zZzZzzZ
Blue: The cloak of the man Slided slightly and a shiny pool ball showed... a little of artificial light came out of somewhere and was proyected to all the room thanks to the pool ball, er... head of the cloaked man. The shine blinded Otaru for some seconds
Otaru: Atcha!! Bright Light! My Eyeees!
Blue: Otaru Opened his eyes after some time and the Light revealed to him that he was in...
...In....
Otaru: It Can't Be!!! WAAAAAAAH Help Meeeee!!!!
Blue The artificial lights went off and a scream of horror faded evenly.
(End of the Scene 3 *silence*)
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Border limits of Kazahari's apartments... 1:32am
Blue: We find Here Lime, who seems to be back to her original self, although we can't tell for sure since she's fainted thanks to the hit of a thing. Okay, a squared thing. Alright, she fainted because Cherry smashed the Nintendo on her head! Happy now!?
At Least She's lost those weirdie clothes and got hers back, maybe that's a good signal. Also, the Power button of the NES is not glowing anymore, well, after such hit i really doubt it could be still going. Cherry is caressing Lime's head as all the memories of the past two days were brought to her head.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!
Hanagata: Whom am i trying to fool!? I'm outta here.
Bloodberry: Make her some food. Now!
Blue: Cherry heavy sighed, she's been doing almost everything to help her, but nobody even cared, nobody even held her a hand, but she was happy, somehow. There might be something that made her happy, because she looked at Lime's face and all the happennings dimished instantly. Indeed, a happy ending was performed, and it was almost all by herself, if not "all" by herself.
She took Lime in her arms andmade a big effort in trying to carry her up, too much snacks with 0% of exercise has sure made her gain some poundies. Well, she gave her extra effort and took her to the apartment of Otaru. She spent like 2 or three minutes, like if it was the path of victory, but it was the weight of Lime what was really slowing her.
She got there! Cherry heavy sighed again and in the dark, Cherry managed to get Lime to bloodberry's room; The place in where all this mess have taken place. It has all messy and was a complete shame, however, the bed was still decent for Lime to lay in there. The TV was still on, and worse of all, The Hanagata Special System was still on and was running some kind of Hentai Game on Hanagata-Otaru. Cherry twitched an eyebrow and then laughed, She's been through all, and best of all, she has overpassed all of the tests... She started Cleaning and finished in a miraculous amount of time. She then went to the main room and looked for the light swith, She turned it on............
Somebody: (Far) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH Help Meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Cherry: Ano... uh...
Blue: Cherry turned off the lights again. And went to her room... She was exerted, and today was a day not to forget. She just wondered for tomorrow morning.
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Highligths of Next Chapter:
Yes! Lime has came back to her real self! AndAll this NES nightmare is over... What does Cherry have on her plans from this point on? What's with The Narrator and Bloodberry? What's With The Cloaked Man and Otaru? Don't you just Wonder what happenned to them all? Well... its about to happen in the Next and Last Chapter of this Annoying, Comic, sometimes stupid, well, quite often. Okay very common. OKAY! It's always stupid! But please don't miss out the next chapter: The last one (I Swear)
Lime Meets Nintendo: Chapter 10: It Ends, Part II
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