I live, people. I LIVE! :D

Sorry. School + summer vacation = forgetting about this. Doesn't help that I discovered Hetalia. XD

But I re-read this and man. WTF WAS I ON. ._.

So yeah.

Here we go!

Disclaimer: D: I wish I owned Harry Potter.

Note: Year 6 begins now.

Don't kill me plz. D8

Sirius

Remus

James

I am going to woo Lily and this year she will be mine!

Cue count of how many time he's said that.

3,452,336,742.

You guys keep count?

It got tiring after 1,254,905,283rd time, James.

What were we supposed to do? Actually LISTEN to you?

That hurts, Pads. That really does.

Speaking of pain, here comes Lily now.

[Study Session – Prof. Binn's class]

"Hi Lily," said James, smiling.

"… Hello Potter," she said suspiciously.

Remus and Sirius got out the Book of James' Attempts on Wooing Lily From Year One and opened the incredibly thick book. Remus got out a quill and dipped it in Sirius' inkwell.

"You're looking pretty as usual," he said, flashing a grin. Lily's eyes widened in shock, cheeks blushing. Remus almost dropped his quill and Sirius choked on his spit.

"Th-thank you, P-potter. Good day," she said abruptly, and left. James watched her go with longing eyes.

Sirius smacked him upside the head. "Hello? Anyone there? Please respond. James Potter, please return to Planet Hogwarts."

James absently massaged his head. "Wow…"

Remus tossed James his parchment as Mr. Binns looked up.

WTF. What just went down?

That's what I'd like to know, my good Mr. Moony. Mr. Prongs, please FESS UP.

I said I would change, and I did.

Guys, what just h-happened?

Good job, Peter! A couple more weeks and that stutter will be gone!

Th-thanks, Moony.

Change? What? Who? When? DETAILS PLEASE MMHMMM.

Yes please. Enlighten me why you were—God forbid—actually decent to one Lily Evans.

Well, y'see, last year…

"NO WAY!"

"Sirius!"

"Sorry Moons."

Wh-whoa…

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I wish he took away some of your insanity as well.

Ouch.

Guys.

I'm just saying.

Guys.

Well you don't have to be so blunt about it!

GUYS.

Blunt? OH-HO-HO, look who's talking!

GUYS! STOP ARGUING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND LISTEN TO ME GODAMMIT OR I WILL SHOVE THIS QUILL SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES YOU'LL SING SOPRANO FOR A MONTH!

…

… o_O

D:

Calm down, James. -_-

Whoa, who spat in your pumpkin juice this morning? :I

Mr. Prongs would like to remind the two squabbling canines that if they do not help Mr. Prongs in the Endeavor to Claim Lily's Heart #257,542,976,552,505,890 I will personally shove them into Snape's cauldron next Potions class we have.

You dare threaten me, the great Mr. Padfoot?

Fine, James. Now what do you want us to d—oh there you were! I wondered where that chocolate bar I was eating last class had gotten to!

Alright Moony's a lost cause now. He found the chocolate I hid in my bag.

*sigh* Damn werewolf chocolate obsessions.

Alright. Starting lunch, we'll discuss ECLH #too lazy to write down.

Whoa WTF why does it smell like wet do—SIRIUS!

Hey look class is over! Gotta run!

"SIRIUS BLACK GET YOUR SORRY BEHIND BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"

"NO CAN DO, MOM!"

"MOM? SIRIUS ORION BLACK YOU ARE DEAD!"

"C'mon Wormtail. Let us pray for the life of one Mr. Padfoot."

"What life? As soon as he stole Moony's chocolate, he forfeited all rights to living!"

"Your wisdom truly amazes me."

Written in 30 minutes because I was listening to K-POP. XD

R&R please :3