Disclaimer: like I'm awesome enough to own Fullmetal Alchemist.

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Havoc sighed; pushing opened the door to Mustang's office. "Sir, the Lieutenant asked me to dropped these-"

Havoc froze unable to tear his eyes away from the sight in front of him.

"You Bastard I thought you said the door was locked!" The blond cried, pulling away from the Colonel.

"Well, yes, Fullmetal, it was. Unfortunately the lock is broken." The Flame Alchemist muttered through clenched teeth, holding on to the blonds pants. "Now, settle down before you hurt yourself."

"Why didn't you say something sooner!" Ed demanded, momentary losing his balance until he caught himself on the back of the chair.

"Well, I didn't think it'd be a problem!"

"Damnnit! He's going to tell everyone!"

Roy's eyes flashed as he rounded on Havoc. "Second Lieutenant Havoc, you mention this to anyone and I will court marshal; is that understood?"

Havoc held his hand up in a completion gesture before he entered fully; making sure that the door was firmly closed behind them. "Fine, fine. Just make sure you sign these or the Lieutenant will have my head."

After dropping the files on the desk he spared a moment to ruffle Ed's hair. "You know Fullmetal boss, you look cute in an actual uniform."

"Oh, go to hell!" Ed shouted before he actually toppled off of the chair.

"Damn it, Fullmetal! I told you to stand still!" The Colonel complained, sewing pins still in his mouth.

"I still don't understand why these stupid things have to be hemmed, anyway!"

Havoc slipped out of the office with a shake of the head. He didn't know the Colonel knew how to hem pants.

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*Glares at CrimsonRose13* This is your fault. You had to metion those yaoi stories where Ed is dressed up by Roy and this was born. Oh well, at least this was cute!

Sorry, Yaoi fans, I don't write that.

See you soon.