Ask Us
by: emaleelilac
Chad: Welcome to "Ask Chad!"
Sonny: Chad! It's also 'Ask Sonny, Tawni, Nico, Grady, and Zora!'
Chad: Ask Chad sounds better.
Tawni: Agreed to disagree. I like 'Ask Tawni!'
Nico: Guys! We're supposed to explain this story thing!
Grady: Yeah, ask your favorite or least favorite character from Sonny with a Chance any question-
Sonny: But it has to be rating appropriate!
Grady: Right.
Tawni: And the author will do her best to answer it in character because the author is mean to us and writes us out of character! She is so-
Zora: Tawni! The author can lock you up again so shut up!
Tawni: Yeah, so?
Chad: She could make you un-pretty.
Tawni: Oh my, you're right! The author is awesome! I was kidding, girl!
Chad: And the questions have to be realistic.
Sonny: Right, so you can't ask how Chad is so hot cause he's not.
Author: Cough, cough. I think he is.
Chad: In your face, Sonny.
Sonny: Oh boo.
Chad: Did you just blow a raspberry at me?
Sonny: I think I did. What are you going to do about it?
Chad: I do not do stuff! People do stuff for me!
Author: Enough you two!
Chad and Sonny: Sorry.
Nico: And each chapter will be us answering your questions!
Grady: And remember to put who you're asking or the author won't know which one of us is going to answer it!
Zora: And you can ask more than one character at a time.
Tawni: So, we are looking forward to answering your questions, there will be at least 10 questions for a new chapter, maybe more.
Author: Right, so now the disclaimer! Portlyn!
Disclaimer:
Portlyn: As much as the au-au
Author: Sound it out!
Portlyn: Author! Would like to own Sonny with a Chance and dis-dis- disturb-in-ingly! Disturbingly own us, she does not, so sorry.
Chad: Who doesn't want to own me?
Portlyn: This is not your disclaimer, Chad! Get out!
Chad: Fine, fine.
Portlyn: So, the author owns nothing and has resorted to writing fan fiction, so just ask the questions and all of us will answer them!
Author: Well done, Portlyn! Well bye!
--- Tee hee hee. This idea has been in my head forever so ask anything, but as Sonny said, rating appropriate. Bye!