A/N: I'm impressed with the flames left for the last chapter!
SilverRedBlossom331- Um… I'm speechless at the awesomeness of this flame. I pretty much summed it all up before, haha.
ActionFry- I like that. I really, really like that. Yes, please kill it. You would be doing everyone a huge favor.
Insinidy- Um… flames please… take a few lessons from Amethyst Turtle and SilverRedBlossom331. They are the best at this.
Amethyst Turtle- Oh, he says hello and that he saw what you did last night with that cactus. I have no clue what that means. Anyway, keep up the awesome flames and I want another chapter of Generic Exaggerations. Like, right now. Please.
Now, it's time for all of you to kill all of your brain cells…
Cyborg was hopping. He liked hopping. It was what bunnies did. Cyborg liked bunnies. They were cute and fluffy and soft and cute and fun and cute and they has whiskers and paws and they were cute and they hopped and, and… uh… what were we talking about? Oh, yes! Cyborg!
He was hopping.
Raven was in the hospital because her brain blew up the other day. The doctor said that they think it was from some kind of intense annoyance. Probably something repetitive and distracting.
Cyborg was hopping.
He had been hopping for two days.
The phone rang. Cyborg hopped over to the phone.
"Hello?"
"We are sorry to inform you that Raven Roth has died. Now, if you don't mind, we are all going to Rubio's for lunch and wanted to know if you could pick up her lifeless corpse. And her head."
"Raven's dead? Oh, bummer… Melvin, Teether, and Timmy are gonna be pretty sad. Yeah, I'll be there in 10 minutes to get her. Bye and have a nice lunch!"
"Thank you for your cooperation! The body will be lying on the front steps of the hospital, just so you know. Goodbye!"
Cyborg hung up the phone.
Cyborg hopped to the window and whistled.
A cloud floated down from the heavens and Cyborg hopped on. It flew aaallllll the way to the hospital where Cyborg saw Raven's bloody, mangled corpse. He picked it up, threw it on the cloud, and started heading back to the tower. But first, he stopped by Rubio's. He wanted a burrito.
THE END
I hope you have all had a very happy new year and I hope I ruined it and now you're pissed off at me.
LET THE FLAMES BEGIN!
