I Know Them All

Summary: Zelos thinks he knows all the girls, but they're out to prove him wrong.

"You see here, I've categorized all the girls into their own categories." Zelos pointed to a sheet of paper. "Category A: here we have the lovely Raine, smart and funny and who can forget beautiful, being the oldest girl on our team makes her excitingly attractive. She knows all there is to know about everything and when she hits, oh she hits hard 3. She's the type of girl Lloyd finds attractive."

"No, Lloyd likes married women!" Genis smiled which caused him to get smacked by Lloyd.

"I'm never telling you any secrets again!" Lloyd growled.

"Anyway Category B: is our lovely Sheena, otherwise known as Miss Jubilees, and my my she sure does live up to that name. It's really the only thing going for her and the first thing you OBVIOUSLY notice when you look at her. She doesn't really have curves, she doesn't have a great personality and frankly she's delayed on everything, but those BOOBS even Regal can't help but stare."

"I don't see why you're bringing me into this,"

"Category C: is our cute Colette, with those beautiful eyes, bubbly personality and good luck she makes a perfect soul mate for anyone who wants to get trampled by her clumsiness. She may not have a chest to compare with Sheena, but my goodness she has a lot of cuteness going for her 3 no wonder I fell in love the moment I laid eyes on the pretty maiden."

"Zelos you're disgusting!" Genis complained.

"Category D: is our calm, cool and collective Presea, with that beautiful pink hair and the fact that she looks way younger than she actually is, it's like robbing a cradle just not illegal in any sense! And something about her serious look just turns me on!"

"Hey don't speak about Presea like that!" Genis got mad.

"Way to go Genis stand up for your woman!" Lloyd cheered.

"Shut up!" Genis yelled.

"And finally is Category E: our very lovely and newest member Marta! She so open and too the point about everything! She never once lets you forget what her feelings are, right Emil? Her heart is pure and her love is strong and Lloyd keeps getting accused as a peeping tom , oh I rhymed!"

"Zelos, how can you speak of girls this way?" Emil asked.

"Zelos we heard what you said!" Sheena kicked him in the face, "I'm going to kick you!"

"Would you at least warn me before you actually do it?!" Zelos yelled.

"So, you were the one peeping on us the whole time? Even during world regeneration?" Raine growled. "Feel our wrath!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T ATTACK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Zelos ran out the door.

"Guess Zelos doesn't know just how scary the girls can really be." Emil laughed and everyone else joined with him.

The End!