Rica666: It's the first chapter of my story!/claps/ Yay!

Voldy: /in tears/ Why?!

Emily:/smirks/ Your an idiot, that's why.

Lisa:/smiles kindly/ Don't worry, Voldy. We'll be there cheering you on as you fail horribly.

Rica666: /laughs/ This is wonderful. /blinks/ You know, I just noticed that I may have possible based Lisa off of a character in an anime...

Emily: /rolls eyes/ Rica does NOT own anything except for Lisa and me.

Voldy: /cries and whimpers/

Lisa: Enjoy the story!

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." – Mark Twain

Chapter One: Voldy where are thou?

A small girl with a yellow and black tie peeks around a corner and giggles when she sees the back of another small girl, whose long hair is green and silver. The girl with green and silver hair rolls her eyes but doesn't turn around. The Hufflepuff sneaks up and screams,

"BOO!"

She then pouts when the other girl turns around; face blank and…well…not scared. The other girl, whose tie is green and silver, the same color as her hair, smirks at the pout and murmurs,

"Lisa, you know that you can't sneak up on anybody to save your life."

The other girl sticks out her tongue and replies, pushing some blond hair out of her light blue eyes, "Yes well, I don't care now. You can just go and die. Blah on you."

"Nice Lisa. So…are we going to do this or not?"

"Mwahahahah," Lisa starts to cough and the other girl looks at her with mild concern, "Gah! I'm fine, Emily, I just need to work on my evil laugh."

"If you say so…"

"…Anyways, I was born to do this!"

A young woman with dark brown hair glares at nothing as she stands outside of the Riddle house. Thankful she found that rat-man to give her where he lived. She smirks slightly as she recalls the fearful look on the poor, ugly things face. She then shakes her head and seemingly scolds herself mentally.

Lisa giggles as her friend throws a rock up at a window, face scrunched into that of disgust. Oh, how much fun this is going to be, annoying the poor…man? Thing? Monster? Hmmm, how about porcupine? Yes, the poor porcupine! She giggles insanely and the writer would very much like to leave it at that. Goodness this Hufflepuff is completely bonkers…

Emily, thanks to an ageing potion and glamour spell, is now a young woman with brown hair. She grins slightly and cry's out, since she can't see the porcupine (Lisa's words, not hers),

"Voldie, Voldie, where are thou Voldie?"

Suddenly, a light flickers on and the young woman/girl, after cackling gleefully darts behind a bush just as the window opens. Now our lovely nose less villain growls when he sees nothing and slams his fist on the windowsill.

"Damn kids," he grumbles loudly, "I'll send my Death Eaters out to get them."

With that he shuts the window, and stalks away. The young woman/girl runs to where her friend is hiding and the portkey back to Hog's Head. Aberforth grins at the two, now girls since the potion wore off, as they walk out of the bar. The Slytherin, Emily, calls back,

"We'll be back next weekend, Dumbledore!"

Rica666: DONE! WOOHOO!/Dances/

Emily:/sighs/ Review please.

Lisa:/nods/ That way Rica won't be sad./smiles/