Divine Stardust

Chapter 1

Yusei Fudo is on top of the world. He's got friends that care about him...what more do you need? Though there is one friend in particular that he'd like to be more than "just friends" with. The love of his life...Aki Izayoi. Yusei ponders his love for Aki as he paces around the streets of Neo Domino City with a few of his friends.

Yusei "Oh Aki, how I love thee. But I don't think I can tell you how I feel...what should I do guys?"

Himura "I think you should tell her how you feel man. You can't keep these feelings bottled up, ya know?"

Saiga "I agree. Just tell her how you feel."

Crow "Who is Aki again? SCREW HER ANYWAYS, ITS ALL ABOUT ME! CROW! THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS SHOW! GOOOO MEEEE!"

Everyone simply looks at Crow and shake their heads.

Yanagi "Jus' go tell 'er sonny. Everything will turn out fine!"

Yanagi then gives Yusei a big ol' slap on the butt, smirking the whole time. Yusei stops dead in his tracks and slowly turns around to look at Yanagi who's got a creepy look on his face. Yusei simply waves everyone off, running as fast as he can away from them, still feeling creeped out. After running for a while, he stops for a moment to catch his breath. Suddenly though, someone approaches...

Aki "Yusei?"

Yusei's eyes widen as he looks at the voice of the woman he is deeply in love with, Aki.

Yusei "AKI! I mean, hey hows it going?"

Aki "Everything is going fine."

Yusei "Thats good. So, uh, listen Aki. I have something I need to tell you..."

Aki "What is it?"

Yusei "Well...you...see...I...think...that...I...I...I..."

Aki "You what?"

Yusei "I think I lo-"

But before Yusei could confess his feelings for her, a new challenger appears!

Divine "Hold it right there Mr. Fudo!"

Aki and Yusei turn around and look at Divine wide eyed.

Yusei "Divine, you're still alive!? What the hell, I thought that lizard ate you..."

Divine "Hahaha. How foolish of you to think that I would ever die. I'm fucking Divine, the greatest villain this show has ever had."

Yusei "...you make a valid point. Still, what do you want? I was kind of in the middle of something..."

Divine "Yes, yes, we all know what you were about to do. You were about to tell Aki that you love her, am I correct?"

Aki looks at Yusei and begins to blush.

Aki "Yusei...is...is...is this true?"

Yusei was taken back by Divine's remark but managed to regain his composure. He turned to face Aki and placed his hands on both her shoulders, looking into her eyes.

Yusei "Yes, it is true Aki. I have loved you since the day I met you. You are the only woman for me! Please tell me you feel the same way!"

Aki "Oh Yusei...I..."

Divine "Oh enough of this bullshit already."

Divine busts out a duel disk out of nowhere and shoves his deck into it. He draws a card and slaps it onto the duel disk. Appearing in front of him was his ace Psychic Monster, Mental Sphere Daemon.

Divine "FALCONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Mental Sphere Daemon proceeds to Falcon Punch Yusei, sending him flying a few feet away. Yusei skids across the ground for a few seconds. He slowly gets up, holding the side of his face, pissed as all hell.

Yusei "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"

Divine "One, it was your fault that I got swallowed by that lizard. Two, I don't like you. And finally three, if anyone should be together with Aki it should be ME! Now get the fuck out of my face kid so that me and Aki can be together."

Aki stands there, still blushing, glancing between Yusei and Divine.

Yusei "Are you saying you love Aki too!?"

Divine "...what the hell did I just say? Are you retarded or something?"

Yusei "...just because I didn't go to school doesn't mean I'm wetardood! Er, I mean...nevermind! The point is, Aki belongs to me! Not you! Tell him Aki!"

Aki just blinks.

Divine "She obviously doesn't like you loser. Just leave before you embarass yourself."

Yusei "THATS IT! I want Aki, you want Aki. Lets settle this dispute between us like real men...by playing a children's card game!"

Divine "...."

Divine walks up to Yusei and knees him in the groin, causing Yusei to double over in a world of hurt.

Divine "Alright, we'll decide who gets to have Aki with a duel...even though I could simply beat your ass down right here and now and just take her. But that just isn't the Yu-gi-oh! way now is it?"

Yusei "...so much...pain...why did you have to knee me in the nads man? ;-; "

Suddenly, another challenger appears!?

Crow "DID SOMEONE SAY DUEL!?"

Yusei "...go away Crow. The next card set doesn't come out for a few weeks. We don't want to see your Black Feathers right now."

Crow "WHAT!? BUT BLACK FEATHERS ARE AWESOME! I'M AWESOME! I'M THE MOST AWESOME CHARACTER EVER!"

Crow proceeds to tear his shirt in half!

Crow "WATCHA GONNA DO BROTHA, WHEN CROW HOGAN RUNS WILD ON YOU!"

Crow then runs off, yelling at random people, telling them that he is awesome.

Divine "...pardon me for a minute."

*We take this moment to leave the main storyline.*

Divine uses one of his cool powers and TELEPORTS to where the 5Ds writers are at.

Divine "Listen guys...I really have to ask what the hell you guys were thinking when you let Crow into the cast..."

Two of the 5Ds writers are smoking a blunt, another one is sleeping, and the rest have "Yu-gi-oh! GX" t-shirts on.

Divine "...that explains a lot."

Suddenly another makes his way into the scene, this one holding a briefcase that said "Konami" on it.

Konami Guy "Bwahaha, we have sold so many Blackfeather cards because of the Crow character! We need him to duel more, even if it is random and doesn't have anything to do with the plot! Gentleman, Stardust Overdrive is going to be released with more Black Feather support! And guess what? It's coming out soon! We need to figure out how to get Crow some more duels! We're going to be RICH I TELL YOU! RICH!"

Divine looks at the Konami guy and shakes his head, disappointed.

Divine "...I really loathe you guys."

Divine walks up to the Konami guy and punches him in the face, knocking him out. He pulls out Ookazi from his deck and slaps it on to his duel disk, causing numerous fireballs to burn the room that the 5Ds writers are in. Divine simply begins to laugh sadistically before teleporting back to where he was.

*We return to the main storyline once again.*

Divine "...anyways. Yeah, duel for Aki. How about it?"

Yusei "Fine we'll duel for Aki! I must warn you though, that I will defeat you Divine!"

Divine "...oh just shut the fuck up already and raise your duel disk."

Yusei busts out his duel disk out of nowhere and raises it, as does Divine.

Yusei and Divine in unison "DUEL!"

To be continued...