*Disclaimer* I do not own Yu-gi-oh!, Yu-gi-oh! GX,Yu-gi-oh! 5Ds, or Yu-gi-oh! ZeXal in any way, shape, or form. I wouldn't want to, honestly .

*Author's Note* Yeah, it has been a long ass time since I updated this. So what? Got a problem with it? Good, let us move on. I'm seriously trying to finish Divine Stardust to the best of my abilities but a lot of shit happens in life, you know? And unfortunately, things just haven't gotten better in 5Ds World. I mean seriously? I bet Zexal won't be any better. Whatever, 5Ds disappoints me. But I hope Divine Stardust doesn't bore or disappoint you! Also, go watch Cardfight Vanguard for your cardgame fix. Anyways, let us just get into it shall we? Chapter 10, comin' at ya!

Chapter 10: Guess Who's Back?

In the last chapter, Divine single-handedly took down 4Kids TV by killing its leader, Tobi. And for good measure, he killed Misty too. Why? Who the fuck cares. He can do whatever he wants because he is DIVINE, MOTHER FUCKERS! Divine and Kiryu are heading back to the real world. Speaking of the real world, Yusei and Aki are still in the middle of their intense duel with Stardust Dragon staring down Black Rose Dragon. Let us commence from there!

Yusei "..."

Yusei is just standing there, not moving at all.

Aki "..."

Aki is also just standing there, not moving at all.

Yo, what the fuck? Why are you guys just standing there?

Yusei "Why are we just standing here? IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE WE'VE DONE ANYTHING!"

Aki begins to stir, happy that she can move again.

Yusei "I MEAN HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO UPDATE! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HECK MAN?"

Yusei then turns his gaze towards Aki's lucious breasts. His eyes widen.

Yusei "...well, at least some things got better in a year."

Yusei smirks.

Oh, you like that don't you Yusei? Complain about how long it takes me to update will ya? Well, how do you like this.

All of a sudden, for no apparent reason, Yusei's pants and underwear fall down to his feet. Aki gazes down at Yusei's junk.

Aki "...I suppose some things don't get better in a year."

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA. GOT BURNED YUSEI.

Yusei looks down in embarassment as his shortcomings and quickly pulls his pants up.

Yusei "H-HEY! NOT COOL! NOT COOL AT ALL! AND IT ISN'T MY FAULT, IT'S FREAKING FREEZING OUT HERE."

Quick survey of the area shows everyone wearing summer clothing. It isn't cold at all Yusei, you damn liar. Boy, things aren't looking good for you Yusei - wait, who is that approaching!

Suddenly, appearing next to Yusei would be a beautiful, blonde French girl by the name of Sherry Leblanc. She licks her finger and then rubs it down the side of Yusei's arm.

Sherry "Eet ez not ze size of za boat zat matters, but ze motion of ze ocean, oui?"

Oh snap, a hot blonde that actually likes you even with your shortcomings. Way to go Yusei. Way to go. Yusei's nose begins to bleed from excitement.

Aki looks at Sherry, blinks, and looks a little bit angered.

Aki "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

Sherry "Eye am Sherry. Sherry Leblanc. Who are yuu? Kallen from ze show Code Geass?"

Aki "NO I AM NOT KALLEN FROM CODE GEASS! I AM AKI IZAYOI FROM THE CRAPFEST CALLED YUGIOH 5DS! I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE MISTAKING ME FOR HER!"

Sherry "Awrite, calm ze down. No need tee yell, we are ze here, in front of yuu. Are yuu having yuu period?"

Aki "I-wha? I-huh? I mean...HOW DARE YOU!"

Yusei "I think she is..."

Aki glares at Yusei.

Yusei "KIDDING, OF COURSE MY LOVE!"

Yusei hides behind Sherry.

Sherry "Yousay, is zat yuu dooldisk or are yuu just happy to zee me?"

Yusei reaches into his pants and pulls out a Philly Cheesedog.

Yusei "Nope, just a chili cheesedog. I was going to eat it after I finished this duel but it has been dragging on for over a year so I think its bad..."

Who...the hell keeps a hotdog in their pants? Unless they want to compensate for something they don't have! OH SICK, BURN!

Yusei sighs and then sniffs it, ponders for a minute, shrugs his shoulders, and then takes a bite out of it!

Yusei "...uh oh, I think I got a rumbly in my tumbly..."

Yeah, way to eat an expired hotdog, dumbass.

Sherry begins to rub Yusei's stomach.

Sherry "Oh, zat is okay. Let me take care of yuu~."

Yusei begins to bleed from the nose again, obviously excited and who wouldn't be? Aki, on the other hand, is not liking this at all.

Aki "...THATS IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I WAS CONTENT JUST ON BEATING YOU BUT NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Yusei "...what does that mean?"

Aki reaches into her pocket and pulls out...her BLACK ROSE WITCH MASK! She puts it on!

Black Rose Witch "You shall regret angering me on this day!"

THE BLACK ROSE WITCH HAS RETURNED! FUCK YEAH!

Yusei "...oh come on. X.X"

Black Rose Witch "I shall take my move, draw!"

Yusei "Hey wait a second, wasn't it my turn? I know it has been over a year but I'm pretty sure it was my tu-"

Black Rose Witch "IT DOESN'T MATTER. I MAKE THE RULES NOW, I DRAW!"

Yusei "...yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am."

Well its clear who wears the pants in this story, eh?

Sherry "Dun let her get to yuu, Yousay. Yuu can do eet!"

Yusei "Of course, I am the main character after all! And after I win, I will have my cheerleader Aki!"

Black Rose Witch "...it is time to say goodbye to your Stardust Dragon. Black Rose Dragon, attack his Stardust Dragon! BLACK ROSE GALE!"

Yusei "...this isn't looking good."

Black Rose Dragon prepares its attack at Stardust but before that can happen, a portal opens up in the middle of Aki and Yusei!

Yusei "OH COME ON! WHAT NOW?"

Stepping out from the portal would be none other than Kiryu and DIVINE!

Divine "I'M BACK, BITCHES!"

Everyone stops what they're doing and look at Divine in surprise!

Yusei "O.O! Ah nuts, you came back!"

Black Rose Witch "D-Divine! You're back!"

Divine "You damn right I'm back. Nothing, not even 4Kids, can hold me back."

Yusei "You defeated 4Kids!"

Aki looks at Divine with admiration after hearing he defeated 4Kids.

Yusei "...ANYWAYS! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DUEL HERE! SO IF YOU'LL EXC-"

But before Yusei can finish his sentence, Divine walks up to him and knees him in the groin! Yusei falls onto his knees, letting out sharp cries of pain.

Divine "Shut the fuck up. No one was addressing you."

Divine then snatches Yusei's duel disk from him.

Divine "I know you guys want to finish this duel but come on, lets be honest. This duel hasn't ended in over a year and the author will probably never end it."

You got me there Divine.

Divine "So let me do you all a favor..."

Divine then breaks Yusei's duel disk in half and scatters his cards all over the ground.

Yusei "...HEY! WHAT THE HECK MAN? OW, OW, OW. SO NOT COOL!"

Divine "I did you a favor dumbass, you would have lost anyways."

Yusei "NO! NO! NO! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER! I DON'T LOSE!"

Divine "Oh yeah? Read the original script for this chapter."

Divine hands him the original script for Chapter 10 where I, the author, had him lose to Aki.

Yusei "HEY! I LOST! I MEAN...I WOULDA LOST...STILL...HM...I guess this is okay then.""

The Black Rose Witch, however, isn't happy.

Black Rose Witch "...so you just took my victory away from me..."

Divine walks up to Aki and embraces her.

Divine "It's okay, you don't need to prove anything to that inferior specimen over there with multiple shortcomings. As long as you have me, isn't that all you need?"

Aki takes off her Black Rose Witch mask and begins to blush.

Huh, let us turn our attention away from this touching scene for a moment. I forgot Kiryu is here and hell, he deserves to say something, right? Go head Kiryu, say something.

Kiryu "...I should have been the main character of 5Ds."

Kiryu walks over to the kneeled Yusei and KICKS HIM IN THE FACE.

Kiryu "Fucking spotlight stealer."

Kiryu walks off to the side.

Okay, good stuff Kiryu. Glad you got that off your chest.

Yusei gets up, bleeding from the nose. He wipes off the blood and points at Divine.

Yusei "...get your hands off Aki. She loves me, not you!"

Divine "Oh really? Why don't you clear this up for me, my darling Aki?"

Aki blushes and then twiddles her thumbs, not sure what to say.

Aki "I..um...that is to say.."

Out of nowhere, SLY runs up to Aki and kicks her in the shin! He then snatches her Black Rose Dragon card from her duel disk!

Sly "Thanks for the card, Aki IZAWHORE! HAHA!"

Sly then runs off into an alley with Black Rose Dragon as Aki holds her shin.

Aki "..OW! Hey, my Black Rose Dragon!"

Kiryu "...who the fuck was that?"

Divine "...MINI ME?"

Everyone "...what?"

Meanwhile, back at the Yliaster headquarters...

Ruka "Teehee, looks like everything is going according to plan. Soon Yusei, you will be all mines! BWAHAHA-TEEHEE. Oh darnit, I'll never get this evil laugh thing down."

...TO BE CONTINUED!