The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day
A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
By: Crazy-dreamz:)
Alice POV:
I let out a frustrated growl. I already bought everything from the Louis Vuitton online shop and the shop closes at 3:00pm on Saturdays. Damn human's inability to sleep. I sigh and turn off the computer. I have nothing left to do, I bought outfits for everyone and I'm really bored now….I must think of a plan. Bella is staying over this week so we can basically do anything. Let me consult my ideas….twister? Nope Bella can't play….Baseball? Nope, it's not raining….Wii? The boys hog it….oh I have it! Oh no, Edward can hear me…Cover my thoughts, cover my thoughts-I've got my sight set on you and I'm ready to wait, I have a heart that will, never be tame….
WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW Ten minutes later
I sit in the lounge room and yell so that Bella could hear;
"Listen people, stop making out with each other, stop fixing your hair, stop reading about the war that you were in and stop…stop being Emmett."
I hear sighs and grumbles from around the house.
"Take a seat" I say excitedly. They all sit down warily and I begin.
"I have decided that instead of doing whatever you were doing today, we are all going to play…TRUTH OR DARE!" and they all start to argue.
"We are not playing truth or dare. Last time Carlisle nearly killed us!" Jasper muttered angrily
"And we all have things to do…like Bella and Edward"
Emmett said with an evil smirk. Edward looked like he was about to kick a guy where the sun no shine. Bella was blushing crimson.
"I knew you guys were going to say no." I said sadly. No one looked like they cared, not even Jasper. They are in for it.
"…..so I gave myself the liberty to hold a fundamental object from all of you hostage…." They looked stricken.
"jasper, I'm keeping your war book, Rosalie- Your favourite Prada shoes, Emmett-your game boy, Edward-all of your CDs and don't think I forgot about you Bella: I have your Jane Austen collection. All of it." Bella looked like she was going to faint.
"WHAT? MY CDS? MY FREAKIN PRADA SHOES!!!! MY HELPLESS GAMEBOY? WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL???" hahaha…success.
"Wait, if we play the game, will you give all of our stuff back?" Bella asked desperately yet calmly.
"Yep" I nodded
"Fine, I'm in" she stated. Now Edward has to go in!
"I don't have to Alice….well scratch that, yeah I do." He looked defeated "I'm in." he sighed.
"You're one freakin annoying pixie. You know that? Fine I'm in… and I'm gonna win!" Rosalie slapped him across the head.
"You don't really give me a choice…..let me play this stupid, childish game." Stated a very angry Rose.
"That's the spirit!"
"Al, honey….can I be referee?" Jasper asked innocently with wide eyes.
"No." I shook my head
"Please?" he did puppy dog eyes….he is soo evil.
"No is no. be a man!" he sighed and almost deflated like a balloon.
"Sting" Emmett snickered, earning a glare from Jazz.
"Come on guys! This is gonna be fun!"
I heard a round of cheerless yeah's and of course it will be's.
"Oh, and we have rules and they are:"
*you can't pick the person who picked you
* Bella's dare cannot be dangerous
*you must answer all questions truthfully
*must do the dare no matter what
"Alright, now that we are ready, who goes first?" Bella questioned
"Well, because you asked, you can go first." I said with a smile
"Ok…." Said Bella uncertainly
Bella POV:
Ok, ok, ok…who do I choose? Rosalie will eat me. Alice will see the future. Emmett will get me back somehow…I can't do anything to Edward, so that leaves me with…
"Ok….Jasper, truth or dare?"
"Dare." He said confidently. Oh, lookie here, someone thinks they are so tough…
"Jasper, I dare you to ask Eric on a date."
He blinked
"Oh, and you must give him a good night kiss." I added as an after thought
"HAHA- you have to -HAHA- makeout with ERIC! Whoa Bells, I never thought you had it in you!" Emmett looked like he could have tears in his eyes if that was possible.
"NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MAKING OUT EMMETT!" jasper looked like he was going to rip Emmett's head off.
"Who are you and what have you done with Bella?" Edward looked shocked, but there was humor in his eyes.
"Did you really think I was the sweet, fragile human that had no evil in her?" I asked innocently. He laughed.
"Well at least you get to explore your sexuality Jazz, anyway, you-"she pointed to Jasper "come with me and I will get your date clothes ready." Then she squealed.
"Ok people." I whispered uselessly. "I'm going to make a list of things he has to do- any ideas?"
"He has to hold his hand when they walk" volunteered Emmett excitedly
"Ok. What else…oh, he has to actually eat the food at the restaurant." That will be funny to watch.…
"Great idea, now how about kissing?" asked Edward
"He has to kiss Eric whenever Eric tries/asks to." Rosalie said "no matter what kiss he wants." She added as afterthought.
I cringed at the mental image of Jasper and Eric tonight. "Ok the list is good enough, Edward could you book the place now, please?" he nodded and smiled.
Jasper POV:
As I walked down the stairs, Bella gave me a piece of paper.
"During the date you must do all of these things and follow these rules, don't do a task and you will fail resulting in having a double date with Jessica, Lauren and Tyler. Understand?" I have never seen Bella so evil…
"ok." I will admit to myself I am quite scared now. I opened the folded piece of paper and it read;
JASPER HALE:
Tonight, you (Jasper Hale) will be going on a date with Eric Yorkie, you must abide by all the rules and complete each task. If not you will fail and be less of a man. If that's not bad enough you will have to go on a double date with Jessica and Mike and your partner will be either Lauren or Tyler or coach Clapp. You have a choice, do not fail.
Rules you must abide by:
*you must hold his hand when walking
* You must actually eat the food you have on your plate. All of it.
*you must answer all personal questions truthfully.
*you must kiss him goodnight
*if Eric leans in for a kiss, asks for a kiss or kisses you, no matter the type of kiss, you must kiss him back in the same fashion.
*you cannot tell him it is a dare.
Abide by all these rules you will pass. Good luck.
……………God help me.
-Song belongs to Miley Cyrus- see you again.