This idea came to me when I was dreaming and I was laughing the whole entire night, scaring my dear, little stupid sister. Hmm...This story is for distressing, writing the ghost hunt fan0fic has given me nightmares and chills when I go to sleep at night.

If you are planning to write a ghost hunt fan fic and planning to make it scary, I suggest you don't write at night with sad anime music on. You might start getting visions.

So...Gintama!

Characters:

Kagura

Shinpachi

Gintama

I am too lazy to write the rest.

Digging your nose with two fingers is not enough, did it with three

"AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What happen Shinpachi?" Kagura said. Shinpachi looked at the girl and pointed at the man that laid in front of him. "Gin-chan...Gin-chan is d...d...dead."

"What are you talking about, Baka." Kagura said, shaking her pink head and turning to look at the silver haired man that lay in front of her. "He is obviously playing prank on us."

"Hey, Gin-chan!" Kagura said, stepping on the man's face/ blood spurted from the man's nose. "Ka-GU-RAAAAA!" Shinpachi shouted. Kagura dig her nose. "Gin-chan, hey Gin-chan you spilled your red wine." She said.

"Nope, that is definitely not red wine, its blood...BLOOD!" Shinpachi said to her.

"What are you talking about Shinpachi, its red wine, Gin-chan just spilled his red wine."

"If its red wine then why are you wiping it away with a cloth?" Shinpachi asked her, as she wiped at the red substances furiously. "Its common knowledge to clean up after the dead." She said.

"You just admitted that Gin-Chan is dead!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Don't say such Bad things!" Kagura shouted, hitting him onto the floor.

"Look his finger is in his nose...Gin-chan's finger is in his nose...his still alive!' Kagura shouted.

"What has digging his nose got anything to do with him being alive!" Shinpachi shouted. "Ah." Kagura said.

"His really dead." She said, poking him.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Shinpachi shouted.

"What killed him?" Shinpachi asked.

They turned and found blood at the sharp edge of the table. "He tripped falling on the side of the table." Shinpachi said. "What did he tripped on?"

"Ah." They said together.

"My umbrella." Kagura said. Shinpachi and Kagura looked at each other.

"Shinpachi, do you know why the Yato clan is the strongest clan in the universe?" Kagura asked smiling. "Why?" Shinpachi asked, his eyebrow twitching.

"So that they can do this." Kagura answered.

"Kagura why are you holding Gin-chan base ball style."

"One, two, three...THROW!"

"AHRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Kagura flung Gintama out of the window. There was a loud crashing sound and there was the sound of engine dying.

Kagura and Shinpachi ran to the windows. "Ah." Kagura said.

"We killed a ugly cat." Kagura said. "We! We! It is not we! It is you! And that is not a cat! That is Catherine!"

"What are you talking about? Its a ugly cat."

"If it is a cat than why are you packing your stuff."
"To run away." Kagura said.

"To run away?" Shinpachi said.

"Yes."

"YOU KILLED TWO HUMANS!" Shinpachi shouted.

"What are you talking about...I killed a silver ball and a cat."