Dear Why Am I doing this?,

Okay lets get one thing strait, I'm not doing this because I want to. My shrink thought that it would help me calm down at the end of the day if I wrote my feelings down on paper. But what guy in his right mind would? Well here I am writing my feelings down on paper.
So today, Jane and Alec went for a walk and came back arguing over who was closer to the amount of shoes Heidie owned.
I also had an argument with Cluse. He got all mad because he wanted to know what would happen if Dimitri tracked his own butt.
I told him 'no'.
It's surprising what vampires come up with when their really, really bored and aren't watching Edward Cullen expose are secret.

Love,
Aro, Volturi