Hello dudes and babes, Easymac120 has returned and is back to business! But here's a few important things before you start reading:

1) For those who haven't read my "EEnE's Epic Edventure" fic , you probably don't know about the settings or my new characters (which differ slightly from Epic-Edventure). See my profile and you'll catch on quickly. However, the character profiles may still be in-progress and if so, they'll be finished by next chapter.

2) Dramatic or important lines will be in italics while flashbacks, dreams, fantasies and videos will be in bold.

Now that I'm done, you can sit back, enjoy, and review Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Teen Series!!!

Episode #1: Party at My Ed

In Double-D's room, the Eds are on Double-D's laptop (which he got over the timeskip).

"I hope this is quick, guys. I'm very busy today." Double-D says.

"Oh, there it is Double-D! Click on it!" Eddy points, and Double-D clicks. "Just look at what you missed, sockhead!"

Youtube video: Kev's Party

Ed is recording an all-out party in Kevin's house. There's dancing, games, and plenty of booze. The song "Beat It" is being played (in tribute to Michael Jackson). Ed's currently on the 2nd floor with several others.

"Yo, Ed!" Eddy calls from off-screen, then appears from the hallway. He's wearing blue jeans and a black jacket. "Over here!"

"What?" Ed asks, unable to hear through the noisy party.

"Can you hear me?" Eddy asks.

"...Huh?" Ed asks. Eddy comes closer.

"Can you hear me now?" he asks.

"It's too loud in here, Eddy." Ed says.

Eddy goes right up to the cam: "HOW ABOUT NOW?!"

"Yeesh, you don't gotta yell." Ed says.

"Whatever, now come check this out!" Eddy leads Ed to the stairs, where a drunk guy is preparing to ride down on a rollerchair!

"DO IT, CORY!" Eddy eggs Cory on.

Ed focuses the cam on Cory, who looks at him: "Hey I'm Cory, and this is Jackass!! YEEEAH!!!" he shouts, then he rides the rollerchair downstairs. Hitting the bottom, he makes a fantastic wipeout and flies out through a window! Ed ran downstairs to record the whole thing.

"YAHOOO!!!" Eddy repeats what Cory did, but instead of flying, he skids along the floor and hits a wall.

"HAHAHA, I'll give a 9 for the stunt but a 2 for the landing!" Ed comments as Eddy gets up and wipes himself clean. Another guy repeats it and smashes onto the table, with not-so-pretty results. "Ouch..."

"Look, there's Nazz!" Eddy points to the off-screen Nazz.

"Hey Nazz, say somethin for the camera!" Ed zooms the camera on Nazz's face, and she smirks.

"Um, gimme a sec..." Nazz thinks. "Here's a shout-out to all my peeps to get up and let loose! WHOO!!"

Ed and Eddy continue into Kevin's garage, where techno music plays and a dance battle is taking place. "Here it goes!" Eddy exclaims.

Ed focuses on the dance battle: Kevin (wearing a tanktop and jeans) vs. another guy, and Kevin emerges victorious. Everybody whoops and cheers.

"That's what I'm talkin bout, baby!" someone cheers off-screen.

"Excellent, Kev!" Ed comments.

"Nah, it's nothin really!" Kevin replies, then calls out "NEXT!"

"Oh, lemme step up! Here, Eddy!" Ed gives Eddy the cam and he steps up to breakdance. Eddy turns the cam to himself to give a message:

"Double-D, boy! You gotta come cause you're missin out on a shitload of fun here!" he says.

"It's the, um... bomb!" Rolf adds, wearing some odd puffy vest.

End Video

Double-D leans back for a moment...

"Oh, come on. You know it's been ages since the last party you went to." Eddy says.

"It's ok if you can't dance, Double-D! I was horrible, but look at me now!" Ed says, posing.

"Look, fellas." Double-D explains. "I honestly enjoy joining in your ventures at parties and other social gatherings, but charity begins at home." he takes out a LONG list that extends out of his room and rolls down the hall, down the stairs, through a window, and all the way around the house's perimeter! "Mother and Father have entrusted me to run the house and all related errands until they return from their honeymoon in Paris on Sunday."

"Ugh, do those 2 ever give you a break these days?" Eddy asks. "Just forget em and come with us! This is a quiet neighborhood. It ain't like Julian's gonna charge in through your wall and destroy all your chinaware or somethin."

"Sorry, but I can't take chances with that, Eddy!" Double-D declines. "Mother and Father are depending on me. I can't afford to vacate this household for recreational motives."

"Come on, Double-D!" Ed begs. "Parties don't hurt... much."

"I am resolute, guys." Double-D escorts his friends out the front door. "There's no way I'm leaving my residence unattended to."

Double-D closes the door, and Ed and Eddy walk down the street.

"What a killjoy he is." Eddy mumbles.

"Man Eddy, Double-D's like a prisoner in his own home." Ed worries. "He'll become lifeless as a broomstick if this goes on."

"Tell me about it." Eddy agrees. "Does Ed n Eddy sound half as good as Ed, Edd n Eddy? HELL NO, and that's why we gotta get Double-D out of his house one way or another."

"Hey, Kyle!" Sarah's voice calls from the street corner. Ed and Eddy see her rushing across the street to meet up with Kyle. "You got any new songs on your guitar?"

"Wow, he! Didn't think my songs would peak your interest so much!" Kyle smirks.

"Well, do ya?!" Sarah asks a bit more impatiently.

"Yeah, totally!" Kyle answers. "But I'm kinda busy buyin some stuff right now. So you, Zoe and Jimmy just drop by my place at 5, kay!"

After overhearing Kyle, a lightbulb appears and shines above Eddy's head: "That's it, Ed! I know exactly what we gotta do now!"

"Oh, do tell!" Ed says with interest, and Eddy starts whispering in his ear...

The next day at Peach Creek High, Nazz and Jenna are walking down a hallway with cards in their hands.

"Oh my God, I can't believe he's actually throwing a party at his house!" Nazz exclaims.

"Don't you find it kinda ironic because I thought he had somethin like mysophobia or OCD." Jenna says. "Always sayin things like 'messy messy messy.'"

"Well, I guess that's sorta wierd." Nazz replies.

"And yet, he's doin something that could very well destroy his house." Jenna says. "But hey, not my problem! I like it and I'm goin!"

After they walk by the front door, Double-D enters through it, wearing his school necktie. He notices that many of the students have cards.

"Everyone carrying cards, hmm?" he observes. "Strange, I don't recall any special events coming up anytime soon."

Jonny runs up to Double-D in excitement. "Glad to hear you're throwin a party, Double-D!"

"..... I beg your pardon?" Double-D asks as more people gather around him, causing him to bend back to the extent of almost hitting the floor.

"Your party!" Jonny casually repeats.

"..... My party?" Double-D asks in confusion.

"You're throwin a party at your place, aren't ya?!" Jonny shows his card to Double-D, revealing that it's an invitation card. "Everybody's talkin about it! We're stoked!"

"I have no idea what you're... Wait, who's passing out the invitations?" Double-D asks.

In another hallway, Paul is passing out invitations to everyone. "Party at DD's place, ya'll! Lots of music, lots of food and even more sexy women!" he announces as he hands invitations to Kevin and Rolf, who read through the invitations.

"Worrrd, the Ed-boy's residential bash's gonna be poppin!" Rolf exclaims. "Did Rolf use 'poppin' right?"

"I never thought it'd happen!" Kevin exclaims as he and Rolf continue on. "No way I'm missing this!"

"AND THERE HE IS, MAKE SOME NOISE!!" Paul points at Double-D as he rounds a corner. Everyone piles up on him to ask about the party, but Double-D pushes, crawls and sqeezes his way through to reach Paul. He fixes his outline, re-adjusts his hat and wipes the dust off himself.

"Eh, excuse me Paul! Regarding these invitations to my 'party'..."

"If you gonna ask who gave me these, it was McMoney and Armpit!" Paul reveals...

At lunchtime, Ed and Eddy get their lunch, with Eddy sneaking several snacks when the lunch ladies aren't looking. They sit at a table, where an obviously angry Double-D awaits.

"Wassup, Double-D!" Eddy greets.

"Start talking." Double-D demands, unpacking his own lunch.

"About what?" Ed asks, swallowing his entire lunch (including the tray which he belches out).

"The invitations, guys." Double-D shouts. "The invitations to the party I NEVER planned and that you 2 orchestrated behind my back."

Ed laughs sheepishly. "Oh, um ehe... that's Eddy's department." he takes a big flashing arrow sign from his pocket via hammerspace and points it at Eddy. He then runs off, shouting "Gotta go, I got basketball practice!"

Double-D glares at Eddy...

"Ok alright, sorry for keepin it from ya." Eddy apologizes, flicking the arrow sign away. "But you gotta hear me out: everybody knows life's just a grand bore without a little spice every now and then. And since we can't bring you to it, we brought it to you! Pretty smart, eh?!"

"I hardly consider that as even REMOTELY smart." Double-D snaps. "What if something goes awry? Should that occur, then I'LL be the one taking the heat from Mother and Father. So I demand that you and Ed do away with ALL the invitations handed out so far."

"Come on man, everyone's gonna hate ya if you call it off." Eddy argues. "How about this: Ed and I will prepare all the stuff, keep an eye on everyone and make sure nothin too extreme happens. We'll even clean up after it's over! We're your best buds and the party's only gonna last one night! Would we ever lie to you?!"

Double-D thinks long and hard..... and sighs. "Fine. But remember, YOU and Ed are responsible for everything."

"I pinky-promise, my good man!" Eddy promises. As they continue eating, Paul continues handing out invitations to everyone, including...

"Here ya go Sweet Tooth, Grungy Blue n Buckwild!" Paul hands invitations to the Kankers! Then he continues on.

"Looks like your boy's throwin an everybody-get-freaky-fest at his place, Marie!" Lee says. "You goin?"

"HELL YEAH!" Marie answers in excitement.

To be Continued...

Trivia: Cory is named after Cory Toomey, one of the show's storyboard assistants.