Chapter 1

Nice Cars and Baggy Clothes

A/N: I don't know I just like the idea of Alice having to wear boy's clothes and trying to act all calm and cool. So sue me!

BPOV

Finally! I stretched my arms above my head. After having to endure four hours in the same seat with an obnoxious neighbor I was practically in tears when the plane touched down. I stretched out every part of my body slightly wincing when I heard my shoulder and elbows pop. Damn note to self never to ride a plane ever again, only in emergencies. I placed my right hand on my ass to rub the numbness away. I swear how can any airline proclaim that their planes seats are comfy are beyond stupid or they have never even ridden on their own plane. Those ratty fabric covered metal seats make my swivel chair in my old bedroom in California feel like a ball of cotton.

With a slight limp in my walk, I made my way down to the luggage claim. There was no turning back now. I was stuck in gloomy Washington for my senior year with my dad the town's chief of police in Forks. And who to blame for this? Well let's just say it's all a damn bastard's fault named James that made me move here. How I wish to he be cursed an infinity of times to the fiery pits of hell. Once I retrieved my luggage I made my way outside the terminal to wait for my dad.

A police cruiser pulled up in front of me and Charlie, my dad, hopped off with a shy smile on his face. He took my luggage from me as he spoke.

"Hey Bells," He said while putting my bag in the cruiser's trunk. "So how was the flight?" I shrugged my shoulders. "That bad huh?" He said with a slight chuckle.

"Yup there was a lot of turbulence." I rolled my back shoulder muscles they were still tensed. Damn I feel old, ugh.

"Ouch sorry to hear that. Well it's nice to see you again kiddo." He gave me an awkward one arm hug and opened the passenger door for me.

We drove in silence. That's one of the things I liked about Charlie, he knew when to give me my quiet space. I looked out the window to stare at the mostly green scenery and the gray dark hovering clouds above. It was rather peaceful to look at even if it was kind of in a gloomy state. We arrived at my new home. It still looked the same as it was the last time I visited. Charlie pulled my luggage out of the car and towed it in up the stairs and into my old room.

"If you need anything else just call me. I need to head back to the office so I'll see you later." He said.

"M'kay thanks dad," I said and he gave me a sharp nod in return and left me to go back to his job.

I tossed my luggage to the side and started to fix up the whole room. When I was done I slumped onto my bed with a book in my hand. It was called Girl's in Boy Shirts. It was a book mainly about how girls can easily be ignored once they start wearing the opposites clothing. They start to blend in like a normal person minus the whole bully and drama shit that happens in high school. I bought it to simply follow it so that I wouldn't have to deal with horny guys and fake ass girls that like to throw themselves on to guys. Gag. The whole having to wear jeans and shirts didn't bother me at all. I may have loved to indulge myself in wearing shorts and skirts but hey I find guy's clothing's to be comfortable. Tomorrow was going to be my first day at Forks High and the first time for me to wear guy's clothing in public.

I ran down the stairs feeling a bit nervous and excited for my first day of high school. I know what the hell is wrong with me?! Why am I so excited for school? I shook my head and went straight to the kitchen. Charlie was just about to leave after having a cup of coffee and a bagel.

"Ah hey Bells! I was just about to call you. I have a surprise for you." He said with a smile on his face.

"Dad I hate surprises," I whined.

"You'll like this one. Come on I'll show it to you." He walks passed by me and I had no choice but to follow him outside through the front door. What I saw made me froze in mid-step.

"No way!" I stared in shock at a silver Mazdaspeed in the driveway. (A/N: The link to see the car is in my profile. I personally think that car is hot.) "I-is…t-t-hat mine?" I stuttered in shock.

"Yeah it is. I won't be able to drive you to school every morning since I have work. And I don't want you driving an old car. It's just too dangerous for a young girl like you to get stuck at the side of the highway. It's hard to trust people nowadays." He said with a sigh and shake of his head.

"Dad?" I spoke in a mere whisper.

"Yeah kiddo?" I ran up to him to give him a tight hug. He blushed and smiled down at me.

"Thanks." He nods and gives me the keys to my brand new car.

"No problem. You just drive carefully the roads here are slippery. Well I better head off to work. Have a great day at your new high school." He said with a wave as he made his was to his cruiser. "Oh and uhm nice outfit Bells." I looked at me with a strange look. I give him a grinned and waved goodbye. Charlie was a pretty good dad. And I guess he got shock to see me wearing black jeans and a Quicksilver shirt that was one size too big for me. With a squeal I ran in the house to get my stuff and ran back outside closing and locking the front door in the process.

I slowly got in the car enjoying the new car smell. Hell yes brand new cars do have that all new smell to it! I ran my hand over the dashboard. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I couldn't believe it. Can this day get any better?! Oh wait! Shit! Bella don't think of that or you'll curse yourself. Finally, calming down I started it and heard my car's engine purr quickly. SWEET!

I backed out of the driveway then drove my way to Forks High. I cast my eyes upward to see it was still rather gloomy and foggy. Just a typical day at the small town of Forks. I got to school in about 10 minutes and the parking lot was still empty. I pulled in front of the cafeteria and got out. I ran my hand over my brand new car one more time. With a sigh I walked quickly to the office. The woman behind the counter smiled at me and welcomed me. Apparently, everyone knew that Chief Swan's daughter was arriving. Yippee. Ugh.

I stepped out of the office and notice that people were starting to arrive. A few minutes later a black Nissan convertible and a blue Porsche parked next to mine. I noticed that those two cars plus mine were the only brand new cars in the parking lot. Too bad with the normal part. Shrugging my shoulders I walked over to my car to get my backpack. I was in front of my car when both drivers got out of their cars. I ignored the fact that they were wearing normal boy attire until the driver of the blue Porsche skipped towards me, then stopped and began walking normally. (A/N: Cars in my profile.) I looked up to see that it was a young girl with short spiky hair and bright blue eyes.

"Hi!" She said when she reached my side. She looked me up and down finally looking at my face with a smile. "You read the book huh?" I must have turned bright red because her smile just widened up. "My name is Alice Brandon and I'm new here also. And that girl behind you is Rosalie Hale she's new just like me and you." She replied with a giggle and then coughed it out in the end.

"Hi and yeah you caught me." I laughed and looked behind me to see a blue eyed blonde girl with a black Nike hat with her hair in a ponytail. From afar you wouldn't notice both their beauties but once you get up close with them. Well let's just say you're in for a shocker. She smiled at me and walked over towards me and Alice.

"Still trying to hold in the giggling huh Alice?" She joked.

"Shut up Rose. It isn't damn easy." Alice replied in clenched teeth.

"Alice is usually a hyper little pixie and trying to be normal isn't her kind of thing." Rose explained. "So you are..?"

"Oh…sorry.." I blushed. "My name is Isabella Swan but I prefer if you just called me Bella. I just arrived here at Forks yesterday actually."

"Well then hi Bella and welcome to Forks." Alice smiles while the corner of her mouth twitched. Staying calm wasn't something Alice was used to it seems.

A bunch of guys start to admire our cars, I quickly excused myself for a minute and ran to get my bag from the car. The guys practically ignored me as they ogled our cars. Wow I mouthed to Rose and Alice. They smirked at me and gave me a nod.

"The book was actually right?!" I exclaimed in surprise. I was so sure that it wouldn't have worked and that I would have been the main attraction at school.

"Yup amazing ain't it. I thought we'd be sure to get the guys leering eyes when me and Alice arrived with our sporty vehicles." She snickered. "But they just ignored us thinking we're just some snobby rich boyish new girls in Forks."

"Wow." The only word I can muster up. I was still in shock, this day was actually a good day.

"Yeah I was shocked too." Alice teased. Just then something silver caught my attention at the corner of my eye. I turn my head towards that direction to see a silver Mercedes park about 5 parking spaces away from us. I was wondering who would be driving a new car as well when three handsome devilish guys got out of the car. I felt my jaw dropped down to the ground. I then felt a cold finger push my jaw shut it was Rose. She laughed at my dumbfounded look.

"Yup the handsomest guys in school and the most popular ones among the girls." She snickered.

"The Cullen brothers." Alice mutters with a sigh. "It's kind of bad that their players and taken. Anyways hanging out with guys like that would just bring us problems."

"But still it's such a shame." Rose says in a quiet voice filled with small hopes.

"Yeah, I bet you two can so easily get their attention if you guys were wearing uhm..the appropriate attire." I replied with a smile on my face. They were both very attractive girls. Rose smiles at me and rests her left arm around me shoulders giving me a brief squeeze.

"I do believe we three will get along real well." Alice just rolls her eyes at Rose's statement.

"You're just saying that because she praised your looks." With a huff of breath from Alice she continues on. "And really Bella you look quite as attractive too. Also don't give me 'I'm all plain Jane' cause that is just bullshit." My eyes widen. How the hell did she know I was going to say that?

"She's a freaky little monster." Rose whispers to me as Alice continues to babble on. I start to feel like someone was watching me all of a sudden and I squirmed from my position. "Hmmm..they're staring." Alice stops and looks at us with narrow eyes. Who's staring?

"Do not make eye contact with them! Do you hear me? No. Eye .Contact." That's when it clicked the Cullen's were watching us. "We don't need the attention…Eh but are they really looking at us?" I laughed softly at Alice's eagerness to know.

"Yes we are the only three standing on the damn sidewalk." I took a chance and glanced at them, pretending I was looking for someone. And yes indeed all three of them were looking directly at us. From afar I can tell one of them was blonde with slight curls in his hair. The second one near him was muscular and fucking huge! He had short black curls. The last brother had a messy bronze colored hair. It looked like he just got out of bed, and decided against fixing it. However, to me it suited him.

"Ouch!" Alice pinched me. "What was that for?" I asked her incredulously.

"For staring too long! If you're going to sneak a look you should only do it approximately 30 seconds. Any longer than that and it would be obvious that you're staring." Alice explained.

"How the hell do you know all this stuff?!" I exclaimed.

"Silly Bella everyone knows that rule!" Alice proclaimed. I looked at Rose and she just shrugged her shoulders, obviously she wasn't one of the people who knew about that rule.

"Oh..their goes the Three Stooges." Rose whispers with a smirk on her face. "Bella and Alice you can look now since their attention has been occupied by something else."

Alice and I looked at them to see three squealing girls run up to the Cullen's. The girls wrapped themselves around the boys pushing their breasts against them and grinding their bodies as they kissed and hug. I swear if that was supposed to seem cute or even the slightest hot then something is wrong with me. Because at that moment I wanted to gag, the Three Stooges so what Rose calls them were clearly overdoing their actions in the public's eye. I shivered.

"Why do you call them the Three Stooges?" I asked curiously.

"Because they really aren't the brightest girls in school." Alice answered for Rose.

"In other words they are just plain stupid." Rose blurted out.

"All they have is their looks and their money that keeps them from flunking high school." Rose gives an agreeing nod. "The strawberry blonde that is rubbing against Edward is Tanya." Ah the sex haired boy is Edward Cullen. What an interesting name. I frown at the disgusting gestures Tanya was giving Edward.

"The other fake blonde that's smothering Emmett is Irina." I notice Rose's eye twitch as she watches Irina kiss Emmett, the huge muscular guy, on the lips.

"The black hair widow over there with Jasper is Carmen." I cast a glance at Alice to see her clench her fists tight. "Trying to be normal is hard." She says with a sigh. "But I love not being the attention for once." Rose and I nod our heads with a smile. I really do love the fact that nobody was noticing me that much. Being able to blend in made it more comfortable to deal with the whole high school thing. I hear the bell ring and Alice jumps up and down in glee.

"Alice!" Rose mutters.

"Oh oops." She stops and starts to rub her hands together. "Sorry couldn't help myself." I laughed. "Well Bella see you at lunch?" I nod at them and we went our separate ways to class.

It was the second week of high school and man could it be anymore than a bigger drag. I was still stuck in a shitty relationship with Tanya, if you can even consider that a damn relationship. I dragged my hand through my hair, and listened to Emmett change from one radio station to the next.

"Would you fucking pick one station and stick to it!?" My head was buzzing around as it is. Could this day get any worse?

"Oooooooooh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Emmett snickered. "Dude you need to get laid. Isn't Tanya giving you your daily head?" Jasper bursts out in laughter in the backseat.

"Isn't Irina giving you your dose of blue balls?" I glared at him. Jasper just continued on laughing. Emmett cringed. He and Jasper both wanted to end their relationship as badly as I did. Those three were becoming too clingy and it was very obvious that they were just after our money. It was hard being sticking rich in such a forsaken town.

We arrived at school with the parking lot half full with the same busy bodies but there a new additional car parked between the blue Porsche and black convertible.

"Holly Shit! Look at that baby!" Jasper exclaimed.

"We got a newbie in Forks High and man the dude has good taste in rides." Emmett expressed in deep awe. We rarely saw any new cars here at Forks since not everyone was stinking rich like us.

However, last week we got ourselves a dose of two brand new students. They weren't that attractive to say the least, but man were their rides fucking hot as hell. I parked five parking spaces away from them. We got to see a bunch of guys already admiring their cool ass rides. I scan my eyes and found the newbie. He was hanging out with the other two new students from last week. It was strange that they were wearing almost the same style in clothing. (A/N: Because of the girls baggy clothing most guys assumed that well they were guys. And to those who saw them as girls thought they were tomboys. Just wanted to clear that out for you all.) Someone needs to explain to them that this wasn't California and baggy clothing isn't the style in a small town like Forks. Wait the fuck?! Why am I even thinking about the new in styles? Shit need to stop hanging around Tanya and her damn bimboo gang.

"Those three are the strangest new students I have ever seen." Emmett bellows out with a chuckle.

"They're the only new students we have ever seen here at Forks you dumbass." Jasper said. Throughout this whole school year we never had any additional new students but damn this was the fucking first. We three stared at them for a few minutes, until the newest arrival turn his head looking as if he was searching for something. I got a better look at him and then realization kicked in. That was no dude at all that was a girl!

"Dude! That's a girl!" I didn't realized I shouted it out.

"Whatcha talkin' about bro?" Emmett stared carefully at the three. When the one wearing the Nike hat shifted we clearly saw a curve on his chest. That was definitely not a dude it was a damn girl! "Damn! They are girls!" I heard Jasper gulped.

"They look mighty fine. It sucks that their tomboys though." Jasper replied sadly, we grunted in agreement. Just then the bimboo triplets came waltzing towards us. Shit. CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?! AGH!

Half of the day went by smoothly. I was ignored throughout my whole classes, and it felt wonderful. It was now lunch, entering the cafeteria I was blasted with full on conversations happening in every table. It was like Disney Land minus the fun with cheaper food. I bought a sandwich and bottled water then went straight to an empty table. I didn't see Rose or Alice yet so I decided to get comfy and wait for them. After ten minutes I saw Alice and Rose enter the cafeteria, I waved at them and they waved back. They pointed at the lunch line indicating they'll get there food and join me shortly, I nodded and continued eating my sandwich. They later on joined me Alice with a sheepish smile.

"Sorry were late. My locker was giving me issues." She sighs.

"No worries." I replied back with a smile.

"Sooo…I had this idea," Rose says while playing with her salad. "How about we get nicknames to go with our so called disguise?" Alice was practically bouncing in her seat. "Alice calm down geez." Alice sticks her tongue out at her.

"I want Alex for my nickname!" Alice exclaimed in excitement. We gave her a weird look. "What? It's not like you guys ever thought of what you'd like to be named if you turn out to be a boy." Rose and I looked at each other.

"No." We replied together. Alice pouts at us.

"Well…I think I'll go as Ray." Rose proclaimed. "How about you Bella?"

"Hmmm…I'd like Izz." I said with a smile. This was going to be fun. It was like we were hiding something. It was like we were a bunch of vampires that have to hide our identity from everyone else in order to live a normal life. Yeah, I read Twilight. So sue me.

"But it sucks that we can't attend our Senior Prom without everyone finding out that we are actually girly girls." Alice says with a very low giggle in the end.

"I know Alice…one of the major let downs of hiding our true identities." Rose jokes.

"Hey how about we show our true selves at the Senior Prom. Besides we'd only have a few more weeks left to endure with high school then graduation after prom night." Hey, to me it was a pretty good idea.

"Oh my gosh Bella ImeanIzz!" Alice laughs, "That's a great idea we should totally do that!"

All of a sudden silence filled the whole cafeteria. I looked around confused as to why everyone would suddenly go mute.

"It's the Cullen brother's grand entrance." Rose explains with a roll of her eyes.

"You're joking right?" I asked not able to believe her. That shit only happens in movies not in real life.

"No joke this shit really does happen here at Forks." Rose laughs softly and Alice giggles. All of us turn our attention to the cafeteria's entrance to see all three handsome guys enter with Edward in front and center followed by his other brothers. I sigh to myself; they were definitely the hottest men I have ever laid my eyes on. They were scanning the whole cafeteria as if they were looking for someone.

Tanya, Irina, and Carmen were all waving their hands up in the air. They looked ridiculous. I choked in laughter with Alice and Rose. Then Edward's gaze landed on me. I froze and I felt my heart rate speed up.

"Oh son of a shit," Alice mutters. Jasper was looking at her and Emmett was staring at Rose. "Shit. Shit." She whispers under her breath.

"They wouldn't go near us right?" I asked them both. Both of them looked at me with wide eyes.

"I don't know, but if they do try to sit with us we better skedaddle. Cause the Three Stooges do not like to share." Rose mutters low enough for only us three to hear.

"The Three Stooges aren't that smart Ray, they might actually think that we're guys." Alice says trying to hold in her laughter.

"Is there something you're not telling us Alex?" Rose asks raising one eyebrow at her. Alice snorts in laughter and she had to put her head down to control her laughter.

"Tell us!" I shouted in a whisper.

"Carmen…"Alice chokes. "Tried to flirt with me in Biology." Her face was practically red and tears were running down her cheeks from laughing too hard.

"No way?!" We shouted at the same time. Everyone sitting near our table turned to look at us curiously. Rose and I were laughing so hard that we didn't notice the three guys standing in front of our table.

"Well hello ladies care to share the funny joke?"

A/N: I was going to make this as a one-shot but my damn mind kept on adding additional parts and now it seems like it might continue on in chapters. Damn my mind! Also I know it's not realistic for girls to easily fool others into believing that they're guys just by clothing. But hey it's my story so things can happen people! Lol So yeah please tell me if I should continue on with this storyline. This was just a mere impulse for me. I still have two more stories that I have to finish. Ahaha!