Voldy and the Rat

Heather O'Malley

Character rights are owned by JKR and the homage is to Animaniacs.

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Hey kids, its time once again for Voldy and the Rat!

"Its Voldy and the Rat, its Voldy and the Rat. Once is a genius the other a prat..."

Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but I don't think Bellatrix will appreciate the bunny suit.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, I mean what was Draco doing at the Lake with the Giant Squid?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I don't think so Lord Voldemort. I mean what are the odds of that happening?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but me and Rita Skeeter? What would the Children look like?

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"It's Voldy..it's Voldy and the Rat, rat, rat, rat Rat!"