Yay! Second fic! :) Hope you guys like it! R&R pwease! :3

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or its characters!

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-"Speaking."

-"Thoughts"

-"Inner speaking."__________________________________________________________________________________

Oh, The Shinobi Life Sure Is Wonderful Ain't It?

Chapter 1

"Ahh, life is so good." The Godaime sighed after taking a sip of her sake. She leaned back on her chair taking a look outside her window. Things seemed so much more peaceful since the Uchiha returned and made everything right by paying for his crime and fixing things with his team mates and friends. A smile found its way to the big busted woman's face. Yes, it seemed that since everything calmed down romance had taken over those little brats.

Her pink-haired apprentice had taken care of the Uchiha when he was injured and during the constant physicals and visits they had gotten closer. Heh, very closer indeed. While Sakura and Uchiha were off enjoying their new found relationship, Naruto remembered Hinata's heart filled confession (in chapter 437) and developed feelings for the shy one. With the help of Sakura and Uchiha he confessed to her, wich lead to Hinata returning the confession before fainting. Not only them but that Ino girl had taken a liking to that fake smiling bastard Sai. And of course the lazy ass Nara boy had hooked up with Sand's Temari.

A another sigh escaped the hokage's lips. She had gotten this information from Sakura, who knew Sakura was a major gossiper when she was drunk? She had told her about something going on between Hyuuga Neji and his female team mate but she couldn't remember do to the HUGE hangover she had that day.

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Speaking of those brats, where were they? She had sent some Anbu to tell them to meet her in her office. Did they get the message? She was about to call for Shizune when she heard...

"Man! I'm sooo bored!"

Sigh, the peace had to end didn't it?

"Baka Naruto! We just got here! How could you be bored already?!"

"I don't know! Maybe if your clown face would entertain me a little, like it should, then maybe I wouldn't be so bored!

"WHY YOU LITTLE-"

Ok, good mood gone in-

"Troublesome, stop fighting already, your making my ears bleed..."

"YOU SHUT UP SHIKAMARU! NO ONES TALKING TO YOU!"

Sigh. "Troublesome woman."

"I HEARD THAT!"

5

"Ino-pig! Shut your trap before I shut it for you! Your too damn loud."

"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY FOREHEAD-BITCH!"

Gasp! Growls. "OH, BRING IT ON YOU FAT-ASS UGLY BOAR!"

4

"A-ano please stop f-fighting you two."

"YEAH! LISTEN TO MY HINATA-CHAN!"

. "I beg your pardon, your Hinata-sama?"

3

"Oops! Hehe, forgot you were there Neji!"

"Idiot."

"TEME!"

"Dope."

"JACKASS!"

2

"Stupid prick."

"YOU SON OF A-"

And 1.

TWITCH.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! ALL OF YOU! NOW GET YOUR ASSES INTO GEAR AND GET IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

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The rookie nine, including Gai's team and Sai, stood before the Godaime with sweat drops over their heads. Geez, what crawled up the hokage's butt?

"Now, you all are probably wondering why you are here, correct?" said Tsunade

All heads nodded.

Sigh. "Ok, first of all I'm assigning you guys a mission. So-"

"Wait, you need all of us on the same mission?" said Sasuke.

"Yes, and don't interrupt me! As I was saying-"

"It's that important? What is that Hokage-sama?" said Ino.

Tsunade twitched. "Well maybe if you let talk I-"

"YOSH! I WILL COMPLETE THIS MISSION WITHOUT FAIL AND WIN BACK SAKURA-SAN'S HEART! said Lee (no duh!)

"Hn, mine." Sasuke glared at Lee while wrapping his arm around Sakura's waist.

"Hehe! Teme's so possessive!" said Naruto (Gasp! he was so quiet!)

"SHUT UP NOW!" yelled Tsunade

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"Good, now, the mission includes you all because it requires all of your skills. You see we have had word of a group of people gone missing in a high class hot spring resort. It has been said that after hearing a woman's singing voice some people disappear the next day. I want you to investigate and end this as soon as possible. Also to make it seem less suspicious, you all will go as "just" teenagers taking a vacation. Oh and after you finish it take a week off and relax."

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"EHH?! YOU MEAN WERE GOING ON VACATION AS A MISSION?! screeched Naruto.

"Thats the plan." Tsunade smiled.

"I think all the air in her knockers went straight to her head." Tenten whispered to Sakura

"I agree." Sakura nodded.

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Mei: Finally I ended it! Now I gotta get chapter 2 done. Hoped you liked it please review or I won't update! :) Ja ne!