Random and slightly pointless introduction: This is my first Fruits Basket fan fiction. I know this has been done before, but this is my attempt at it.
In case you didn't figure it out:
kyos_TRUE_love: Kagura
why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Tohru
WOmans_best_friend: Shigure
PrinceYuki: Yuki
Happiest-Bunny-Ever: Momiji
I_AM_GOD: Akito
EmoSeahorse: Hatori
OMG_ITS_AYAA: Ayame
leave_me_alone: Kyo
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leave_me_alone has logged on
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why-am-i-always-a-riceball has logged on
PrinceYuki: Why the PMS-like username, stupid cat?
leave_me_alone: THAT'S why, asshole. I want you- and so many other people- to leave me alone.
why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Don't fight... Please...
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WOmans_ best_friend: Don't upset Tohru, or I'll just have to go and... comfort her... ;)
PrinceYuki: ...
leave_me_alone: You're sick, Shigure. But I don't have time for you, I have to kill Yuki. You hear that? Not just BEAT you, but KILL you. And I will. You will DIE, Yuki. I swear I'll destroy you.
PrinceYuki: Or YOU'LL die trying.
leave_me_alone: No. No. I won't. That's the thing. I'm going to kill you. I don't even care if it's a fair death. I'll kill you in your sleep. I'll hire assassins. Anything to make you die.
PrinceYuki: Aren't you just so courageous?
WOmans_best_friend: Why is strawberry jam is sticky?
leave_me_alone: ...?
PrinceYuki: You know what, I'm not going to dignify that question with an answer...
WOmans_best_friend: Now that hurts, Yuki.
PrinceYuki: I don't care.
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I_AM_GOD: OBEY ME, MY MINIONS!!! DO IT NOW!!!
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PrinceYuki: I swear, our family is more messed up than the families in adult cartoons.
leave_me_alone: You know what, you're right...
PrinceYuki: I am ALWAYS right.
leave_me_alone: Oh, yeah? What color shirt am I wearing?
PrinceYuki: Your shirt is yellow.
leave_me_alone: No, it isn't.
PrinceYuki: Now it is, because I am always right.
leave_me_alone: I hate you so much.
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kyos_TRUE_love: You know, Kyo, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were avoiding me.
leave_me_alone: That's because I am.
kyos_TRUE_love: But... why?
leave_me_alone: Because you're PSYCHO!!!!
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kyos_TRUE_love: LOVE ME OR DIE!
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why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Oh no, poor Kyo... I hope he's okay!
PrinceYuki: Screw him, he can disappear for all I care...
why-am-i-always-a-riceball: But... Yuki... You two are meant for each other... You'll get married someday. When it's legal, that is.
PrinceYuki: ...I'm straight.
why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Silly Yuki, of course you're not straight!
WOmans_best_friend: ...No comment. At all. For once.
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EmoSeahorse: OMG Shigure, heyyy... What's uppp my bestestestest buddy EVA!!!! orfbo87yfviv;eiury
PrinceYuki: What's wrong with Hatori?
WOmans_best_friend: Uh, Hatori, have you been drinking...?
EmoSeahorse: Teehee 3 Of course not, my special puppyyyyyy!!!! 085htfo4ibfrceohbdcybkhbnllfkvm,;rikgnv;rt
WOmans_best_friend: Hm... Well, only one thing to do now!! ^_^
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PrinceYuki: SHIGURE. DID YOU CALL AYAME?
WOmans_best_friend: (nervous laughter) Of course not! W-why would I do that?
OMG_ITS_AYAA: Hatori's drunk???
WOmans_best_friend: Completely wasted. Let's get him to drive us somewhere!!
why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Yuki, shouldn't we do something? They'll hurt themselves...
PrinceYuki: I stopped caring a long time ago.
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why-am-i-always-a-riceball: But Yuki!
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EmoSeahorse: Heyyyyy AYAME I never ever ever told you this... But at a party... When Shigure and I were reeeeeaaaalllllyyyy drunk... We made out... Heh heh... I liiiiiiiiked it...
WOmans_best_friend: Hatori! We swore we'd never mention that again!!
WOmans_best_friend has logged off to go and hide in his basement.
OMG_ITS_AYAA: I'm SO telling everyone I know!! I'm posting this chat ALL OVER THE INTERNET!! (takes a screenshot)
OMG_ITS_AYAA has logged off to go humiliate his best friends.
EmoSeahorse: Am I aaaallll allloooooneee? I wonder... Can you hear an ECHOOOO over the internet?!?!
EmoSeahorse: Omigosh I think I heard one! hahahahahaha that's freaking AWESOME!!! I wonder why I never tried that beeeeffffoooore?
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HatsuharuSohma: Hatori, we should get you home...
EmoSeahorse: But I wanna stay and talk to my fwiends!!!
Happiest-Bunny-Ever: ...No one is online but us...
EmoSeahorse: Nooott truuuuue.... You liiiiieeeeee, OXYYYY... George, Daisy, Jackie, Larry, Mike, aaaaand Harry Potter are all on!!
HatsuharuSohma: ...I'm sure they are, Hatori. Now let's get you home.
EmoSeahorse: You made Jackie very angry.
EmoSeahorse: AND YOOOUR USERNAME ISNT VERYYYY IMAGINITIVE!!!! 3owuhr94bfiebvjkw
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HatsuharuSohma: (sigh) And I was having a good day until this.
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So, what'd you think?
Will you review?
To tell me if I should continue?
Please?
For me?
For Hatori?
Fine, what about for Yuki and Kyo?