Sporkie: I had a great idea for a new bleach crackfic and I just had to get it out of my system. xD So I hope everybody enjoys this story as much as they enjoy 'Fun With Mister Insanity.' Ehehehe.

--STORY BEGIN!—

CRASH!

"SHIT!"

"Nice going Grimmjow."

"S-Shut up! You're the one who pushed me!"

Grimmjow and Gin stood there, looking down on the now broken vase. Grimmjow glanced at Gin.

"Do you think Aizen would kill us for this?"

"Probably not, I mean, we're not the first to broken something here."

"Um, let's just leave it here and head to the meeting, eh?"

"Yeah."

--At the Meeting—

"There you are Grimmjow. Gin. Since you two are now here, I want to talk about a very important matter. Lately, there have been a lot of accidents. Broken lamps, broken TVs, broken glass, broken mirrors, and broken vases."

Gin and Grimmjow shifted in their seats, well Grimmjow did, Gin just shifted where he was standing.

"Of course Gin and Grimmjow was not the only ones." Aizen looked at the two. "Szayel broke at least three mirrors, Stark broke a lamp, Halibel broke another lamp, Nnoitra broke a TV, and even Ulquiorra broken a few dishes. No need to say anything about Grimmjow and Gin… Yammy…well Yammy eats anything he sees so I guess that doesn't count. Barragan rot everything, Zommari controls things, and Aaroniero is sulking in his room because he is stuck in the Shiba form, so they can't break anything. So I guess I have to teach the seven of you responsibility."

Those seven just sat there with blank looks on their faces, except Gin because he's smiling.

"To teach you guys responsibility I've gotten you, PETS!"

Everybody now has a look of disbelief, even Gin!

"I have picked out your pets myself and named them for you! They are in this box," Aizen pointed to the box Tousen was holding, "beside me. STARK! Your up first."

Stark lazily made his way up to Aizen.

"Stark, you get a HAMSTER! His name is Oranges."

Stark raised an eyebrow as he grabbed the cage containing a small brown and white hamster. He then made his way back into his seat.

"Halibel! You get a beta fish. His name is Timmy (1)"

Halibel quickly grabbed the fish bowl and went back to her seat.

"Ulquiorra you get a ferret, his name is Syrup. Nnoitra, you get a gecko. Her name's Pencil. Grimmjow."

Grimmjow walked up nervously.

"You get a kitten. His name is Pocky."

Grimmjow looked at the, oh so cute, pure white kitten with blue eyes that was no smaller than his palm. It was really cute. "Hm, I like you, you're so cute! I'm gonna take good care of you…but I should hide that fact because, ya know…I have a rep. BUT YOU'RE SO CUUUTE! YES YOU ARE! Good kitty!"

"Szayel, you get a canary. Her name's Waffles."

Szayel just took the cage and head back down.

"And finally Gin. You get a kit."

"A…kit?"

"That's right! A baby fox. His name is Ducky."

"Ducky? WTF?!"

"Okay! Does anyone have a question?"

Szayel raised his hand. "How do we feed them…or bathe them. We don't have the supplies."

Aizen grinned. "Ah yes, I forgot to mention I'm sending all seven of you into the real world for 6months."

"WHAT?!"

"I've already bought the house in Karakura Town. You are to find a job to take care of yourself and your pet and learn how to get along with each other. I will give you 3,500 dollars to start off with to buy food, clothing and decorations. I will pay for the house bill. There is already some furniture in the house and exactly seven rooms in the house, but only 3 have bathrooms, so all of you are going to pull straws for the bathroom rooms. To get those rooms, you must pull out one of the three shortest straws. Gather around now and get ready to pull." Aizen held up seven straws.

Stark: Long
Halibel: Short
Ulquiorra: Long
Grimmjow: Long
Nnoitra: Long
Szayel: Short
Gin: Short

"Okay then it's decided. Szayel! Go creat the gigais and two outfits for each gigai. Here are your keys and you are all dismissed."

Grimmjow sighed as he took Pocky up to his room. It was going to be a long 6 months. Grimmjow felt something nibbling his thumb. It was Pocky and Pocky is hungry. "Um…there should be some milk in the kitchen…" With that, Grimmjow turned around and headed to the kitchen.

---Next day…or night. You really can't tell the time in Hueco Mundo unless you're Aizen, Gin, Tousen, or any of the hollows—

Grimmjow shifted in his gigai and fingered the hem of his shirt. This was going take some getting use to. Szayel did a great job of making the gigai looked human. Everything about Grimmjow was still the same except there was no hollow hole or the blue mark at his eyes or the jaw fragment. Grimmjow turned and inspected the others. Stark, Gin, Nnoitra, and Szayel didn't look any different. You can actually see Halibel whole face now instead of half of it. And Ulquiorra…still had those tear marks. Grimmjow is now positive that the tear marks were make-up. He laughed and mocked Ulquiorra and his non-manly make-up internally. Other than that everyone looked normal. There was a small mewing coming from his should. Grimmjow gave an almost invisible smile as he reached up and scratched the fluff ball's ears.

"Well, today's the day; the day where all of my precious babies go to the real world!" Aizen exclaimed as he appeared magically from the air.

"Your…babies? Aizen, I'm pretty sure you are not my father," Gin said.

"You know what I meant."

"Not really," everybody thought.

"JUST GO ALREADY!"

And everybody jumped through the garganta. (I finally know what's it's called now! Thank you Nova Alexandria and …randomguy)

---Karakura Town—

The house was a two story house. Down stairs was the kitchen, living room, dining room, an empty room (which will soon be an arcade), and the backyard. Upstairs were the rooms.

"I CALL THIS ROOM!" Grimmjow shouted as he threw his luggage onto his new bed. The room was the largest out of the four bathrommless rooms and it has a great view.

Halibel got the largest room, Gin and Szayel's were the same size, so was Nnoitra's and Ulquiorra's. Stark had the smallest room because all he need was a bed and a place to put Oranges. Halibel room is at the very end of the hall, next from Gin's, who is next to Szayel. Szayel's room was next to Ulquiorra's which is next to Grimmjow's, Nnoitra was next from Grimmjow's and Stark's was next to Nnoitra at the other end of the hall. (Got it? xD You probably don't)

As Grimmjow unpack, he took a look around his room. Maybe he should invite some people to go shopping with him later.

---END!—

Sporkie: So….hope you guys like it? Review pleez?...if you want to. Oh and please ignore any mistakes in grammar or spelling……ehehehe.

1) I had a Beta named Timmy. I MISS YOU TIMMY! TIIIMMMMYYY!