Jayne, the man they call Jayne.

He'd rather shoot you first
Unless you're a whore
He'll be happy to change sides
If you offer is a great bribe
Although we can't explain
But we still love him so
He's a man ape to Simon
The man we call Jayne

Now Jayne isn't what we call a hero
He's more of an old bad soul
I stabbed him with knife when I was insane
And in turn he tried to cash me in
But it turns out that he was back stabbed
And he had to help us escape
So let that be lesson for Jayne
Not to turn on your crew
Or else worry that I will kill with my brain

He's rather watch you fight
Instead of watching your back
He has a gun call Vera
But even she can't pierce through hull
Even though he ain't smart
And can't shut his mouth
He's a man ape to Simon
The man we call Jayne

Now here is what separates Jayne
From Canton's ballad for him
The man we call Jayne
What know about him is that
He sends most of share to Ma
He may be atrocious with his manner
He may never learn how to woo a girl
Even it's a girl's name
We still call out to Jayne
And he lets those bullets fly

He'd rather shoot you first
Unless you're a whore
He'll be happy to change sides
If you offer is a great bribe
Although we can't explain
But we still love him so
He's a man ape to Simon
The man we call Jayne!