Harry stared directly at Hedwig's amber eyes. He noticed for the first time just how big they were.

Hedwig stared directly at Harry's green eyes. She noticed for the first time just how small they were.

Harry stared at Hedwig.

Hedwig stared at Harry.

Harry blinked.

"Darn it!"

Hedwig hooted and ruffled her feathers.

"Okay, go!"

Harry blinked.

"Go!"

Harry blinked.

"Go!"

Harry blinked.

"Damn it! Okay, you win!"

And that, dear reader, is why you should never, ever challenge an owl to a staring contest.

Enjoy it? Just a random little one-shot that I just had to write. Now, go on and press that button right below here. Please? It'd make me extra happy! It's not just there for show! XD