What If?: Harry Potter Edition

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Harry Putter

A Harry Potter / Happy Gilmore Crossover

Harry Potter is 8 years old when Vernon decides to make him his caddy during his occasional golf outings, due to his cheapness. Vernon is a terrible golfer and blames it on Harry, who flees from his anger. He meets a 'pro' golfer from overseas names Happy Gilmore, and our adventure starts there. Happy teaches Harry how to play golf, and discovers that Harry has an incredible talent, surpassing his own. Though Harry is not great at long shots, his putting skills are second to none. Happy makes a deal with Vernon to take Harry under his wing. Vernon sees the potential for massive amounts of money in the future, and so allows this. Harry travels back to the US with Happy to learn to play golf. Three years later, a ragged, exhausted looking owl arrives with a mysterious letter. How will a slang-using, trash talking, violence prone by genuinely happy Harry Potter handle Hogwarts?

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Harry Potter and the Genie of the Lamp

When Harry Potter accidently floos to Borgen and Burke's, he sees a beautiful golden oil lamp. An irresistible compulsion to take the lamp comes over him, and he steals it. That night he unlocks the secret of the lamp; It contains a Djini, a female member of the race of Djinn race, spirits held under a powerful geas requiring them to serve the master of the vessel they are bound to. The Djini, both beautiful and powerful, grants Harry Potter his every wish… Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

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Author's Note:

These are ideas that have been rattling around in my head for a while, stuff I haven't seen written by anyone else, I don't think. If you've seen a story that matches something I've written here, please let me know, so I can read it. ;)

P.S.: Please read and review, tell me which ones I should write, if any.