Another day, another update. Honestly didn't think I'd be able to do so today.

Chapter 9 coming your way!

Alex's POV

I smiled at Sonny as we rehearsed the new sketch. Wow she was beautiful. I hope she knows how lucky I am to have her as my girlfriend.

Marshall clapped as we finished the sketch, "Good work everybody! Alex, I am glad that the cast chose you to be on the show."

I gave him a thumb's up, "So am I, Marshall."

"Well I better get going- wait, just one more thing. Alex, Sonny, please try to keep your relationship private. I'm pretty open minded, but there are a lot of homophobic morons out there. I'm just looking out for your careers, alright girls?"

Sonny's eyes darted around the room, "Relationship? I don't know what you're talking about. Alex and I are just friends."

"Oh c'mon, what do you take me for? It's written all over your faces. Besides, a little birdie told me."

Zora put her hand over her face. Go figure.

Once he left, I eyed the rest of the cast, "Alright…who else knew?"

"All of us, basically," said Zora.

"How?"

"Max told us," Nico said, "He said that he and Zora caught you two making out."

Grady frowned, "That was disappointing, and I really wanted to ask you out."

I snickered, "I'm flattered. Tawni?"

She shrugged, "One of the things I remember from being drunk was that Sonny told Justin that she liked you."

I glared at my girlfriend, "You told Justin?"

Sonny shrugged nervously, "It slipped?"

"Room. Now."

We walked into her bedroom and I closed the door behind me.

She panicked, "I'm sorry. I didn't think it was big of a deal. I just wanted to know what he thought of it because I figured that he's eventually find out-"

"Sonny, relax. Do you actually think I'd get mad at you over something silly like that? I was just trying to be dramatic."

"Oh. Girl, don't scare me like that!"

"Well, I did learn from the best. I just needed an excuse to talk to you in private."

"What did you have in mind?"

"Sonny, are we ever gonna get any privacy? My brothers and everyone on So Random know about us. Hell, even Marshall knows!

"Look at it this way; our cast mates are all over the set, we share a dressing room with Tawni, we never know if Zora's in the air vent or not, the paparazzi and fans will tackle us if we're anywhere in public, and I feel like somebody's listening to our conversation. How are we going to make out without someone walking in on us?"

"Um…wow. I didn't realize how hard this was going to be."

"This sucks."

She cupped my face and planted a soft kiss on my lips, "Does this make up for it?"

"Not unless you do it again, and again, and again, and again-"

She giggled, "I don't know how we're going to work this out, but I'm willing to do anything just to stay with you. I really like you, Alex."

"I really like you too, and you know that I'd do anything for you. I would just die if anything happened to you."

"And I feel the exact same way. Come on, they're probably waiting for us back on set."

We shared a quick kiss and I opened the door to see our friends jump back, "Ow!"

"What the hell? Were you guys spying on us?"

Zora shrugged, "Spying, eavesdropping, whatever you want to call it really."

Chad's POV

I put my hand in my pocket and made sure that my camera was still in place. It was, and that was good.

Ugh…my life would be so much easier if Alex Russo had just stayed at her house during auditions. I still don't know what Sonny sees in that girl; she's not Sonny's type. She's very smug. Whoa, I felt some irony there.

No matter. My devious plan would do wonders for me. Yes, sweet, sweet revenge. You're going down Alex, and Sonny is staying with me.

Because I'm Chad Dylan Cooper and I always get what I want.

"Portlyn!"

My co-star looked at me and frowned, "What? Can't you see that I'm under a lot of stress? I'm going to the meditation room."

"You think you're the only one who's stressed out? You can be so selfish sometimes. But whatever, we're talking about me."

"Fine. What do you want, Chad?"

"That's more like it. Now do you happen to remember that little plan I had to ruin Sonny and Alex's relationship?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah...it didn't work."

"What?! So I just wasted money on beer that I didn't even use to get myself drunk? I didn't have one single bottle of that stuff!"

"Portlyn..."

"Alright, alright. We're talking about you're problems, and not mine."

"Good girl. Now anyways, I happen to have another plan, and I'm going to need your help so I can win the girl of my dreams."

"And what's in it for me?"

"Will you do it for a scooby snack?"

"Not funny!"

"Ok! Um...once I have Sonny I'll hook you up with Alex."

"Chad, I'm not a lesbian."

"Really? But you're the only girl I've worked with that hasn't hit on me."

She smacked me on the top of my head and stormed off.

I followed her, "Oh c'mon Portlyn- I was only kidding! Please help me out here. I'm so tired of stalking Sonny, it's not enough! Please, please work with me here!"

She crossed her arms and smirked, "Fine, but only because it's so funny to see you grovel so pathetically."

"Thank you! And I'll do anything Portlyn, I promise."

"Anything? You mean you'd even come shopping with me and carry all of my bags?"

"Ye- wait, huh?"

"Perfect! As soon as I do my part, then you're coming with me to the mall."

Crap. Soon I would be living ever guy and tomboy's nightmare, but it would all be well worth it once I have Sonny. Sweet, sweet Sonny.

"How long do I have to follow them around?"

"Just until they're close enough to me," I whispered to Portlyn on the phone, "and speak lower, we can't have them catch you can we?"

"Ugh...I am so dragging you into Victoria's Secret for this."

"How is that punishme- nevermind. Just stick to the plan."

"Whatever you say...perv."

"What?"

"What?"

I made sure that there was room on my camera. Yes, yes there was. After all this, Sonny and Alex wouldn't even be able to talk in public. Alex made a big mistake stealing my girl, but Sonny made an even bigger mistake by choosing Alex over her. I was not going to let that happen ever again.

And there ends another episode of, The Average Life of the Famous Douchebag. Just kidding. Well, not about the douchebag thing but you get the idea.

Do you have any idea what Chad's up to? I hope so, because I think I made it pretty obvious lol. I guess the only thing to really think about is how Sonny and Alex will solve it. Hm...

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