Disclaimer: Did you honestly think I owned the Night World Series? Honestly? WELL YOU'RE WRONG! So ** deal with it. Gosh. Oh yeah, and down with Twilight.

A.N. I'm SOOOO sorry I haven't updated my stories in so long, but school was absolutely insane, and I had acting class…(lame excuses, I know) but I'm going to try and get better at updating! You can hate me if you wish. :(

Anyway, here's Mary-Lynette's!

Mary-Lynette—

Are you ready for this survey- Yes. I'm bracing myself for its amazingness just as I type.

How can you type AND brace yourself? – Are you always so nit-picking? My goodness, Keller was right.

Does Keller scare you, too? – No, but her sister does.

Ok…. – Why doesn't Rashel scare you too?

Well, no I haven't talked to her yet. – Oh, that's a pity. *sarcasm*

Anyway…..Who's your best friend? – Hm, I guess that'd be Rowan, she's so sweet!

Is your hair dyed? – No. It's perfectly healthy thanks for asking (pun intended)

Where is your biological mother? – What? *starts crying* Keller was right about 2 things! You're very insensitive, too!!!!!

What makes you happy? – ASHIE POO!

I believe its ASH, not ASHIE POO. – Someone woke up on the wrong side of the internet (oh Mare, you're so funny!)

How do you dress? – Who said I dressed?

Wow, too much information. – You got that right.

Are you vegetation? – No? Random question.

Do you have a short temper? – Yes. If people don't cooperate with me I kick them in the shins.

Would You Rather….?

Do a Netherlands Skippy Dance shirtless/ Eat Cow pie- For Ash's sake, the Netherlands' Skippy Dance shirtless.

Wrestle a drunken panda bear/ Like Twilight for one whole day! – Oh God, wrestle a drunken panda bear! I'm not a good actress!

Insult Keller and get hit/ Watch the Afflack Duck get beaten by a Sumo Wrestler- Hm, insult Keller and get hit, I love that poor, poor Afflack Duck, it's so CUTE! :)

Ride a horse backwards into a rodeo/ Take a picture of Ash while he's naked- WTF? The second one—hehe

Pee yourself in front of Ash/ Pee yourself in front of everyone else- Pee myself in front of Ash—I'd just kick him in the shin if he said something about it.

Random Questions:

Are you good at math? – Is your face good at math?

WTF? That makes NO SENSE! - Yeah, Keller just gave me some catnip, so sorry.

It's ok- YEAH IT BEST BE OK!

Wow. – I'm sorry about that…..I'll just go hide in that corner right over there.

Well, it was nice talking to you? – Isn't it always?

No. – WELL THEN!

Goodbye- NO! It's never goodbye!

*Computer has blocked Mary-Lynette*- CURSES!!!

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