Yes, Naruto

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Warning: Not BETA'D

Chapter rated: T

Inspired by: The movie "Yes, man"

Summary: The old man of the Ichiraku ramen shop is having a competition of who creates the best original drink. The winner will have their drink served in the shop, and will have free ramen for a whole month. Naruto of course entered the competition. He made a drink but no ones want to taste it. He asked everyone. They all said no. The last person he's going to ask is none other than his best friend and stoic Sasuke Uchiha. In some kind of a miracle the raven accepted and drank the juice. The effects you ask? He can't say no to Naruto nor can he lie to him.

"Talk to me"

'Think about me'

Chapter one: Yes, Naruto.

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"Sasuke taste this one! I bet you'll love this one! I swear!"

"No."

"Come on!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"No."

"Pretty please with a cherry tomato on top?"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. "No."

"Come on, I put tomato in it!"

"Along with other deathly things!" Sasuke hissed glaring at the blonde.

Naruto pouted. "Please? I need to win the competition so I can get free ramen for a whole month!"

"I don't care!" Sasuke said walking away from the sulking blonde.

"If you drink it, I'll leave you alone for a whole week!" Naruto yelled after the raven, stopping him on his tracks.

'Hmm…a whole week, free of the one and only hyperactive knuckle head ninja, Uzumaki Naruto. Doesn't sound bad. Not bad at all. What the hell, if I get a stomachache I can always ask Shizune or Tsunade to heal me. 'He turned to the blonde.

"Fine dobe. Give it here." He said.

The blonde jumped happily and ran to him, giving him the drink with tomato. The raven sighed, trying not to smell the disgusting looking liquid. He gulped the drink in one gulp, making the blonde grin and move his eyebrow in excitement. "How was it?" The blonde asked the raven.

"Ugh. Disgusting." The raven said without knowing.

Naruto's face fell. "That bad?"

"Yes." Sasuke said giving Naruto the empty glass, thinking of why he said disgusting without realizing?

"Then you must drink my other creations!" Naruto said hoping that Sasuke would say yes.

"Yes, Naruto." Sasuke frowned. 'What the fuck? Why did I say yes, and like that?!'

"Yes! Thank you Sasuke! I'll be back later with my other ones! Just keep training so you'll be thirsty when I get back!" The blonde said running off.

"Yes, nar-oh what the fuck is wrong with me!" Sasuke asked him self angrily when the blonde left. 'Why can't I tell Naruto no?! Oh fuck! The drink! Naruto must've done something with it! Damn idiot!'

He growled angrily. 'There's no way I'm staying here to find out if it's true.' Sasuke started to go towards the Uchiha manor without a second thought.

--Sasuke's PoV--

Finally. I arrived to my home, entering I locked the door. I sighed and started heading towards my kitchen to grab something to drink to watch off the horrible taste I have on my tongue. I frowned when I heard some noises and curses from the kitchen that sounded really familiar. I peeked a glance inside the kitchen and my eyes widened. The kitchen was a complete mess, there were eggshells in the floor and counter, blue, red, green, you name the color and it's here either on the floor, walls or the counter.

"What the fuck?!" The words were out before I could hold them, my anger raised when a very guilty looking blonde jumped up from behind the counter with a glass with green stuff. His face was dirty as well as his black shirt and orange pants. He must've taken the jacket off, to keep it clean. I glared at the sheepish and I might add delicious looking blonde. "What are you doing here Naruto?" I hissed with anger glazed in my voice.

He laughed sheepishly, scratching the back of his head, thinking of a legitimate reason that maybe I will believe, which I highly doubt.

"Hmm…well…you see…heh…I…"

"Spit it out already." I growled taking steps closer to the kitchen, evading every mud stain in the floor. My eyebrow twitched when I saw the most disgusting thing in the world, on my floor. It looked like…

"Naruto, what is that?" I asked looking at the nasty brown looking mountain in the floor. I heard him gasp. I glared at the blonde once again. "What is it?" I asked angrily.

"…Mud? Very stinky mud?"

"Naruto!"

"Stop yelling at me!"

"Yes, Naruto."

"Huh?"

"Fuck!"

"What?"

"Fuck…nothing!"

"Wait-"

"I said nothing! Clean this up NOW!"

"Fine! Sheesh, don't be a drama queen."

"Yes, Nar-just do it!" I darted off and ran outside my manor and ran to the training grounds as fast as I could before I say something I might regret. Damn it! Why the hell? Fuck it! Why the hell did he have to use my kitchen for that disgusting experiment! Such a waste! And that smudge better be mud! I growled angrily and hit a nearby tree as hard as I could. Now more importantly, I have to search an antidote for what Naruto did to me.

I nodded to my self and ran towards the Hokage's tower's direction. I rapidly made my way inside the tower and ran up to the top, meeting Shizune on the door.

"Whoa! Sasuke what are you here for? Mission?"

"No. I need an antidote." I said right to the point. There was no time to waste.

"For what?" She asked confused.

"Naruto made this drink-"

"You drank his drink? Why?" She said like it was a disaster. "You know what, forget it. What are the effects?" She asked.

It's like she knew Naruto's drinks had a double effect. "I can't say no to him."

She left a short laugh escaped her lips until I glared at her. She stopped and looked at me sheepishly. "I can do an antidote. Just meet me here in two hours. I'll give it to you then ok?"

I nodded.

"Make sure he doesn't know. God knows what he'll make you do."

I paled a little and nodded again. "Thanks." I said before running off and out of the Hokage tower. At least I will have my antidote. I just have to evade Naruto for two hours. That can't be so hard, right? Of course not! That will be a piece of cake.

"Teme!" A very big piece of cake.

"Fuck!" I started running off ignoring the blonde's call, speeding as fast as my feet could go. I entered the forest and made a clone, but as soon as we separated we stopped. Why you ask? The damn blonde yelled us to stop.

"Stop teme!" Naruto was angry and puffy.

"Yes, Naruto." Damn it! I have to stop saying that! The blonde didn't seen to have listened to me because as soon as he stopped he asked me something else that I didn't want to answer.

"Why the hell were you running away from me?" He said when I made my clone disappear. Like I'll tell you the truth.

"Because I can't say no to you." The words! They were out and I couldn't stop them! How? Why? Shit! Please don't tell me I can't lie to him either!

"What?" The blonde said confused. Thank Kami for his brainless head. But fate was cruel when he asked again. "Why were you running again?" He asked getting closer to me to listen better. I closed my mouth as tightly as I could, but it didn't want to stay close. Damn it! I bit my lip, hissing when I bit to hard. Damn it.

"Sasuke? Are you alright?" Naruto asked concerned after seeing me bite my lip.

"No." I said. Damn it! I can't fucking lie. This is just great, just great!

"Than what's wrong?" Naruto asked confused, taking steps towards me.

I growled. "I-I damn it all! I can't lie nor say no to you!" I said angrily biting my lip to stop the word but they were out and the blonde had heard them loud and clear. I saw his face pale a little, but then his face broke in to an evil grin. Damn him!

"You…the drink makes you…" His grin got wider and I took a step back. "Stop." He ordered me, making me stop.

"Yes, Naruto." I said between gritted teeth.

His face lit up like a Christmas tree. "No way! This is so much cooler than ramen!" He united his hand in an evil scheme manner. "So you have to do whatever I say you to do?"

"Yes." I said angrily, my eyebrow twitching.

"And you can't lie to me either?"

"No. I can't lie."

"This is so unbelievable." He said grinning. "What should I do to you first?" He whispered.

"How about nothing and let me go home?" Please have a heart Naruto. This is me we're speaking off. You most know that after this wears off I'm going to kill you, so give your life a break and let me go. But for my great dismay, instead of answering me he asked me something.

"Sasuke? How do you feel about going for a walk in town?"

I glared at the blonde and tell him the complete truth, it's not like I can lie anyway. "I prefer to die slowly and painfully." I said.

Naruto smirked. That look was so unlike him. "Sasuke, do you like red?" He asked taking a step towards me.

My eyes narrowed. "Yes." I said.

"Great! Because we're dying your hair red."

My eyes widened. No! "Hell no!" I yelled jumping away and stopping when the idiot blonde tells me to stop again.

"Fine. No hair dye. For now anyway." Naruto said. "Come on." He said nodding towards the village.

"Yes, Naruto." I drawled between gritted teeth. This is not going to end good for me. Naruto kept beaming every time I said 'yes, Naruto' it was not even funny. He is really a dobe.

"Wow I feel so powerful every time you answer like that!" He yelled excitedly.

I glared at the ball of sunshine and keep walking towards the village, ignoring all the babbles that came out of his very annoying and high voice. One thing caught my attention, sadly it wasn't good and it made me loose all color I had in my face. "I can't wait to ask you questions, and knowing you can't tell a lie…" The blonde grinned again. "This is so awesome! Right Sasuke?"

I growled at the blonde. "No."

"Aw." The blonde pouted, and as annoying as the blonde was, he looked really cute when pouting with such kissable plump pink lips-wait what? No! Damn it, not the best time to notice these things! I have to keep my scowl on my face.

We entered the town full of people and start scanning the place. I hope no one we know see us. I kept walking beside the blonde, not knowing where Naruto was walking. It all came clear when I saw Ichiraku ramen. My face fell grimly as I heard the blonde babbling about all kinds of questions to ask me, and not knowing with what question to start.

"Sasuke buy me ramen." He said walking to the stand, pulling my hand towards my next bankrupt week.

"Yes, Naruto. You know I hate right now right?"

"Aw come on teme! Don't be like that!" He said, trying his best to hide the grin that is plastered on his face and it didn't seem to want to leave any time soon.

We entered the little shop. We sat and Naruto screamed his order. " 5 Pork ramen, to begin with old man!"

"Oh Hey, welcome back! You're entering the competition right?" He asked grinning a little.

"Are you kidding? Of course I am! I have to be tide down and burned to not be part of this!" Naruto said smiling one of his goofy smiles.

"Great good luck then! Even if I know it would make my shop go on bankrupt." The old man mumbled. "Hmm.. better yet. Naruto you're not allow to compete." The man said.

"What?! Why!?"

"I'm poor! I don't you eating all the ramen in the world in just one day."

"B-but…"

"How about…if you win you get a day if free ramen?"

Naruto grinned. "I guess if you can't handle me for a month, I have to accept the day."

"Good! 5 bowls of pork ramen on the way!" The owner said with a smile. "Oh! And you, what do you want?" He asked me after the very interesting conversation.

"One tomato juice." I said in my monotone voice.

"What? Not eating?" Naruto asked.

"Not, right now." I said glaring at the blonde.

"Tch. Bastard." The blonde muttered angrily, but the look didn't last long when his face gained a grin. "Question time."

I paled. My blood ran clod and I almost puked my heart. I kept my face emotionless, which made the dobe mad. "Be mad teme! Come on, get mad!"

I glared at the blonde. "I am. I will kill you after this." I said giving a false smile that could probably make Sai run for his money. Naruto laughed nervously.

"Sasuke don't smile like that, when you say things like that. It makes you sound like…Sai. Creepy." He whispered the last part with a shiver.

"Hn." I turned away and nod at the owner that gave me my tomato juice.

"I swear you'll look like a tomato some day." After saying this, the blonde started laughing, causing him to fall on the floor clutching his stomach. He lost it, literally. People were starting to stare at the blonde weirdly.

"Naruto, get up!" I hissed.

"Sasuke…Tomato…head…hahahah-OUCH!" I kicked him on the rib and pulled him on his feet by his collar shirt, seating him on the stool he fell off just minutes ago. I sat on mine and closed my eyes, massaging my temples.

"Dobe." I mumbled.

Naruto sighed happily and accepted his first bowl of pork ramen. "Itadakimasu!" He yelled before he vacuumed the noodles. He turned to me when he started on his second bowl. "Now. Important things best friend should know about each other."

I growled when I heard him talk, and kept drinking my juice like I heard nothing. "What's your favorite color?" He asked.

"Black." I answered, If all questions are this stupid, I think I might survive.

"Who was your first crush?" Fuck! I closed my eyes tightly, my hand gripping the glass with my juice and it cracked a little. I clenched my jaw. Who the hell was my first crush?! I don't have crushes! I just don't do crushes. I'm a simple man, not a school-girl. I'm a Uchiha damn it. And we simply don't do crushes. We do love…or sex.

"No one." I said.

Naruto gaped at me. "Oh shit! You've never fallen for someone?!" He asked surprised. That's another type of question? I shook my head.

"Not exactly." I whispered as I got a second glass of tomato juice.

"Wow!" The blonde said still surprised. "Don't you even think a girl is attractive?" He asked me, continuing his vacuuming ramen job.

"Yes." I said.

"Really? Who do think is attractive?" He asked.

I shrugged. "Answer me." Naruto commanded.

I growled. "Yes, NARUTO." I looked up, seeing the brunette daughter of the ramen shop owner and turned to Naruto. "Ayame is attractive." I said casually, I saw the girl tense and blush. I smirked and turned back to the surprised blonde.

"What other girls are you attracted to?"

I frowned. Wasn't one enough? "Ten-ten and Temari from Suna…I guess." I said with a shrug, drinking the last bit of my juice like it was liquor. I think I need sake.

I heard Naruto squeak, very unmanly I might add. "I thought you might have been asexual!" He said grinning, and eating his last bowl of ramen. Thank kami. I paid for his food and my drinks and exited the ramen shop. Fate was good this time and no one we knew appeared. Naruto decided that we should go back to my house to keep asking me more hair-ripping questions. I glared at his back as we walked back.

"I can't believe it. You have a think for older girls uh?" He asked.

Uh? Older? Oh yeah. They are all older than me.

"You know before I asked you about your crush I though you were asexual or gay, but when you mentioned the three girls you were attracted, I draw back my thoughts. You're not gay. Who would have thought?" He said laughing.

Jeez, I don't know, maybe me and everyone else?!

We entered my house once again, we sat on the living room's couch but not before I checked if the kitchen was clean. For my great surprise it was cleaner than before. Not bad. The dobe makes a good cleaning maid. I smirked at the thought of the blonde wearing a mini skirt. I shook my head out of that extremely sexy picture. Don't think of that, not now anyway. It's good the dobe thinks I'm heterosexual or he might ask if I'm attracted to guys. If that happens, Kami help me because that will be the end of me.

"So…"The blonde started. "Do you think Sakura is cute?"

"…When she shuts up and dyes her hair black." I said truthfully.

He snorted. "So I'm guessing you don't like pink."

"Hate it almost as much as hate orange." I said glaring at Naruto's clothes.

"Oi! Orange is a great color!"

I snorted. "Yeah if you're color blind."

"Bastard, stop talking bad of my favorite color!" Naruto said angrily.

"Yes, Naruto." Again with the phrase. I hate saying those words over and over. They are driving me in to suicidal thoughts.

The blonde grinned when he heard me say those words. "So, do you find Ino attractive?"

"If she was a mute and blind."

I saw amusedly as Naruto's eyebrow twitched. "Weird teme." He mumbled under his breath.

"Annoying dobe." I said back.

"Don't call me that." He commanded.

"Yes, Naruto." Damn it all, not my phrase! I growled and turned to an emotionless face and stared at the window.

"Sasuke look at me!"

"Yes, Naruto." My face moved against my judgment. I hate Naruto so much, you have no idea what will I do, oh just you wait Naruto. I'm going to make you regret you were even born after this stupid potion wears off.

"Do you like ice cream?" Whoa, random question dobe.

"No." I said flatly.

He frowned. "Who's the hottest of the three attractive girls you mentioned?"

I rolled my eyes at the idiotic blonde. "I don't think they are hot. Just attractive." I corrected the blonde.

"Fine, just say who already." He said annoyed and happy at the same time. I like it when he's happy. It makes me feel kind of happy as well.

"…Temari?" I don't know! I don't really look at them. I just glance and keep walking.

"Uh. Gaara would totally kill you." Naruto said with a grin.

"Hn. If he could." I said.

"Cocky bastard."

"Dumb blonde."

"Hey!"

"What?"

"Don't call me anything demeaning!"

"Wow." I said surprised with a small smirk.

"What?"

"I'm surprised that you actually know the meaning of the word demeaning."

Naruto growled and I smirked. Too easy. The dobe, as easy to manipulate as ever.

"Don't talk sarcastically!" He yelled, jumping on the sofa and pointing a finger to me.

I frowned. What's the fun in this if I can't make fun of the blonde?

"Yes, Naruto." I said boringly, rolling my eyes.

"Now…" The blonde sat down on the couch in front of me once again in a thinking gaze. I was so tempted to say something. He looked so…cute like that. I closed my eyes and laid back on my couch. I opened half my eyes and eyed the blonde carefully. I saw him grin, and then frown a couple of times. I left a small smile adorn my face and I closed my eyes again, but just to have them open again when the blonde yelled my name and then other things that annoyed me.

"Hey lazy bastard! I have a very good question!" He said excitedly.

Whatever it is, it will be stupid and will change nothing. He just wants to know stupid things that are not important either way. "Hn." Was all I said to let him know I was listening to his idiotic question.

He grinned. "Are you attracted to guys?"

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