The Mishaps of the Strawhat Cook

A collaborative story by Silverwolfsakura16 and Soultail Omega-Light

Authors' Note: This is a small idea that is based on a funny conversation about the events that could happen, might happen when it comes to a certain cook that had lost his touch in culinary arts, thus, it will be a bad week for everyone.

Disclaimer: We do not own The Mugiwara kaizoku, Sir Crocodile, nor Sanji, they belong to Odo-sama, the mishaps and other situations are ours.

[Tony Tony Chopper's observations]

Well, in all of my years on Winter Island, facing tough pirates before joining the Mugiwara kaizoku, I never even thought of facing Crocodile since his defeat from Luffy's hand, as to add the proverbial "icing to the cake," he is a walking dead being.

As Zoro, Nami, and Kein were taking care of the forefront in preventing Crocodile from advancing further to the Going Merry [Gōingu Merī-gō], Usopp and myself were remaining behind when Luffy is still having the case of food poisoning, thus, he is still in bed.

The remaining person that is on board is the person held responsible for the revival of Crocodile, thus, from what I can tell in my opinion, he was either feeling guilty or something like that, but he had jumped off the ship and ran to join the fight.

"What a baka, but I can't blame him for causing the mess in the first place, so good luck, Sanji." I said to myself as I watched him met up with Nami and the others.

[From the Crow's nest, halfway into the battle]

God, I am now starting to regret in staying out of the battlefield, due to seeing Zoro being severely damaged; Nami was getting drained of energy by pushing her endurance to the breaking point; Kein was being blasted by the sandstorm that it was causing him to get really harmed in the abrasive grains of sand; and Sanji is missing his target completely with the storm brewing and Crocodile being a user of the Akuma no Mi [Devil's Fruit], thus it was all up to me and Usopp to level out the battlefield to a normal perspective.

"Usopp!! Can you see Crocodile in that storm?" I shouted down to Usopp, who was hiding behind the main mast in fear.

Usopp was about to complain, but with the conflict of having my anger in using my Rumble balls on him, he decided to not provoke me, thus, he used his sniper goggles to pinpoint Crocodile's position.

"Hai! He is about 30 meters away from here, due North." Usopp replied to him in three minutes of careful observation.

"Good, now try to use something in your arsonal to slow Crocodile down to a normal pace!"

"Yosh!" Usopp said as he went through his sachel of weapons and "bullets" to find a special shot for his slingshot to fire, calling out the attack, "Kaen Boshi!" [Flaming Star]

...

We waited for about five minutes until the figure of Crocodile regain his normal form, thus, it bought Nami and the others time to regroup and do a counter on Crocodile, which gave me the chance to join in.

"Come on, Usopp!! We need to help them before they are lost!" I called out to him as I jumped down from the Crow's nest and join in the fight.

"Are you crazy?!? He's a walking dead, for God's sake!!" He argued.

"Do you want our friend's deaths on your head?!" I fought back with my words, which made him see the reason for the arguement, thus, he went with me to stop Crocodile for good.

[After several struggles of fighting and stragety]

We did it!! We defeated Crocodile with Nami's Clima Tact [Kurima Takuto] by using the Cloudy Tempo/ Rain Tempo combination, thus, Zoro, Sanji, and Kein got the final blows on the dead being of Crocodile, as well as Usopp's arsenal to either slow or stop him on the spot. For my part, I was using my Rumble balls to change into my Guard Point form to protect Nami and Usopp from the swipes of Crocodile's hook.

"That was a close one." Kein breathed as he had his hands behind his head to relax.

"Sanji-kun!! Thank goodness you came!!" Nami cheered as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

"It was nothing, Nami-cwan." he said.

"He only came for Nami and regaining his pride," Zoro flatly stated as he was being harsh to the situation.

"Oui, you shut up, Marimo!"

"I still can't believe that it took a meal bad enough for human tolerance to revive a dead former shichibukai clan member in the desert of Arabasta." I said as I followed the others back to the Gōingu Merī-gō [Going Merry] to check up on Luffy and then, to depart from the country of Vivi's, to continue with our journey to wherever the winds takes us.

[Later that night]

Here's the biggest surprise since the defeat of Crocodile, Sanji's touch in cuisene has come back and it was better than before!!

"Thank goodness Sanji-kun has regain his skills since his lack of presence before the arrival of the deceised Crocodile." Nami sighed as she was clearly content with the meal of Sanji's.

And the irony for that meal of the night is that Luffy is still in bed, feeling alone with only soup and some crackers to help him regain strength.

"It's for your own good, Luffy, to remain in bed until you are better. And that's the Doctor's orders." I said to him as I gave him some medicine to calm the stomach down.

"It's still not fair that I am missing out on some good food from Sanji since the night that I felt really green from the food." he muttered as he ate his soup.

I shooked my head and sighed before opening the door to his room, leaving him for the time being.

[On the topside of the Gōingu Merī-gō]

I was talking with Usopp, Nami, Kein, and Zoro before we heard another voice that belong to an unknown person that had came onboard without our knowledge, thus, we were shocked and in a position of attacking whoever climb onboard of the Gōingu Merī-gō.

To be continued....

Author's note: Since this is really bad in the sentience structure and almost lack of details for the scenery, even the other fighting scenes, I still got it done, but I am giving myself some credit in finding the right words for the Japanese names and battle moves that it matches the techiques that the person uses.

Chopper: I like the way you made me more sensible around Luffy when he is acting like a child.

Me: So true. So true.

Nami: When did Sanji-kun regain his skills?

Me: ... After the boost of confidence in fighting against Crocodile with you guys. Double Duh!

Sanji: Mellorine! Mellorine! Mellorine!!

Me: Anywho, please stick around for Robin's accounts when it comes around, so R&R. Chao!!