Disclaimer: I don't own anything believe me, i would've changed a bunch of things.

A/N: I got inspired to do this fan fic. by a picture so it might be a little lame. Im not the best with words but im pretty happy with it. This is my first one so be gentil plz. Enjoy!

I'm not nervous.

I'm not nervous.

Damn it! I'm an Uchiha for god sake! Get a Grip!

Uchiha stay calm.

Great now I'm talking to myself…this damn village is gonna make me go crazy!

Breathe…In and out…good calm.

He was going back. That was already decided. He was just praying that people wouldn't hate him. Ok granted he left but now he was back and he was stronger so he can protect a person he cares for, that was the important thing.

That's when he saw it. The huge gates to Konoha.

"Sasuke, are we there yet?" Ugh. Her voice is so fucking annoying! She's been nagging him for about an hour about the same damn thing. Thank god we are here.

"Yes….do you not see those gates ahead?"

"Wha- Oh…Ha-ha I totally saw them"

"Sure, whatever Karin" said another voice that has me annoyed. Those two have been bickering like a damned married couple for the past hour. I swear I will kill both of them if they don't shut up.

"Shut Up Suigetsu! Why the hell didn't you go with Juugo? You obviously don't wanna be here!"

"Cuz I wanna see this place….I might actually stay here….seems nice"

"Since when do you like nice?"

"Since always, but you can't exactly get that with Orochimaru so I adjusted"

"You are so lying! Imma figure out your real reasons soon. Real soon!"

"Feh. Whatever. Those are my real reasons."

"No they-"

"Will you two shut up?! I need to concentrate and get us in so just act normal for an hour or two!"

Finally, those two shut up. Ok. So now to the Hokage tower.


They were just through the gates when he saw her. Pink hair and everything.

Damn. She really has grown into an – ahem- woman.

"Who's the babe, eh, Sasuke?"

Damn Suigetsu! She's mine!

Psh…Wait….inner!? What the hell are you doing here!

I'm always with you dumbass!

Whatever…she's not mine!

Ours

Whatever…she's not ours.

"That babe happens to be Sakura"

"What! And you ignored her! Man are you sure you're not gay?"

"I'm not GAY! She didn't exactly look like that back then!"

"Jeeze….sorry man….no need to overreact on me"

"Hn"

Hmmm. That chakra. I know it. Oh God. Not now. Please not now! Damn can't run. All I can do is pray to god that he doesn't see me.

On that note he and his "gang" kept on walking toward the tower.

"TEME!" Damn. I forgot how loud he could be. Shit. Everyone's looking this way now.

"Hn. Dobe"

"TEME"

Sakura POV

Damn. Today was a seriously long day. She had to do all of those checkups and inject that new vaccine to all the ninja.

I had to see so much ass I'm good for a month.

As she was checking of the list of all the ninja that had arrived she came up with a glitch.

Damn. Naruto didn't show. Come on! Even Kakashi did! Late but still. Ugh. Imma have to chase him across the damn village. I'll probably get Hinata to do it tomorrow. She's probably gonna enjoy it. Ha-ha. Imma totally tease her after.

Shit.

I know that chakra.

Yup its asshole. Oh. And he brings friends. Tsunade will be thrilled. I wonder what she'll do to him…

"TEME!" A loud voice interrupted her thoughts.

"Hn. Dobe" Well I guess something's never change.

"TEME!"

"Naruto! Will you just shut the fuck up and walk over to him so that you don't have to yell across the whole damn village! I bet that you woke Tsunade up!"

CRASH.

"Oh shit! HeHe. So teme what are you doing here?"

She was in a big dilemma. Should she walk over or ignore the two dumbasses. Tsunade will want to see him but then I might get stuck with him.

That's not exactly a bad thing.

Shut up! I do not wanna get stuck with Uchiha!

Yes you do and there's no point arguing with me, you know that.

Ugh! You'd think I'd be over him by now… now if he wants me he'll have to work for it! Ha! I've got me a plan!

So with a satisfied smirk she walked over to her two ex- teammates.

"Can you believe it?! She's a Jonnin and the best medic-nin around besides Baa-Chan!"

"Hn. I doubt it."

I really didnt like how the conversation was going I interrupted "Still as stuck up, arrogant, and egoistical as you were… I guess Orochimaru gave you a little fan club" The guy still hasn't learned. Hm. I'll just have to show him. Kicking his ass sounds pretty good right now.

"Hello. I'm Suigetsu, you're Sakura I presume. I've been told so much about you"

"Hi. And you are?" I asked, addressing the other girl with red/pink hair. At least now I wont be the only girl with somewhat pink hair.

"Karin. Ignore Suigetsu I always do"

"I'll keep that in mind thanks" Hmm. Cool chick. We might actually get along. Probably has a thing for Suigetsu. They make a cute couple.

"So Uchiha. You gotta come with us so we can take you to Tsunade"

"Hn"

As we were walking I noticed that Sasuke was sneaking glances at me.

So, he thinks he'll get me easy….damn Uchiha you have another thing coming.

This thought had me smirking the whole way to Tsunade's.


When we got to Tsunade's she was not a happy camper.

"What do you mean you killed them?!"

"I mean exactly that. Orochimaru and Itachi are dead which is why I'm back"

"Ugh. Now I'm going to have to go easy on you in your punishment."

Smirk.

Damn it. That was why he was so calm! Ugh. I'm so gonna wipe that smirk off his face!

(A/N: When shes thinking she blocks out some of the conversation)

"As your punishment you all will have to get your check-ups and then you will train with Sakura"

"Excuse me but, umm, where will we live?" asked Suigetsu.

"At the Uchiha estate of course"

Her plotting was interrupted by Tsunade's ruling.

"Oh. And don't expect to get any missions for about two months." Apparently she was to give them the appointment right away. Smirk.

This should be fun.


"Naruto, unless you want to be a part of the check-ups I suggest you leave. See Hinata, she's probably missing you"

Ha that always works!

"Fine. See you later Sakura, Teme"

"Hn. Dobe"

"So is this Hinata his girlfriend?" Karin asked.

"Yup. He finally noticed her like that. It took forever though!"

"Sounds like someone I know." Ha! I knew it. She likes Suigetsu!

"Ok so Karin, you go into room 100b, Suigetsu, you go into 101, and Uchiha, you get 101b"

As they got into their respected rooms I went and got the supplies and the forms I'm going to have to fill out.

Ugh. Here we go. Ok Karin first.

"Hey Karin"

"What's first? I hate check-ups so can we get this over and done with?"

"Sure. First is the breathing so can you breathe deeply in and out?"

That went with no problems. The rest of the physical was the same.

"Ok. Time for the questioner. Ok?"

"Why?"

"Honestly I'm not sure. I think it's for your file"

"Oh. Duh. God that was a stupid question. Ok so shoot"

That went by quite quickly. Although apparently she doesn't know much about herself. Whatever. Tsunade will deal with the rest.

"Lastly I need to give you some shots"

"WHAT!" Ow. Damn. She's like Ino-pig.

"Look ill make them as painless as possible. Just stay still and relax. It won't hurt a much ok?"

"Fine"

Phew. I thought it might be harder. I gave her 2 of the shots to prevent sicknesses, then another for the poisons that might have been added into her blood from Orochimaru's "experiments", and last but not least was the new vaccine.

Wow. Her face looked scared shitless. Ha Ha. It was a very funny sight. It took a lot of self-control not to laugh. But the real funny thing was that she didn't react guessing it didn't hurt as much as the other ones because she didn't even flinch.

Good. One down two to go.


Suigetsu went about the same as Karin. But he wasn't as bad as paranoid as Karin when it came to the shots though so I'm guessing he was used to it. Although when I asked him to take off his pants he did take it quite very differently.

Flashback

"You know if you wanted that all you got to do is ask"

Ugh. Pervert. "I need to give you another shot dumbass so just do it!"

"Uh-Hu sure, you keep telling yourself that"

End of flashback

But besides that it went smoothly.

And his ass is quite nice if I do say so myself.

Ugh. Whatever. Perv.

Hey! It's true. Probably not as nice as Sasuke's but still! Nice ass is nice ass.

Why do I even try?

Anyway Sasuke's check- up was the funniest.


Flashback

Sasuke's POV

"Uchiha I need to give you shots so just sit still and relax"

WHAT! Shots! No! I need to get out of this. Damn it Uchiha think!

"Umm. S-Sakura. A-Are you s-sure you k-know what y-you are d-doing?"

Damn. Now she knows I'm scared. Damn this stutter! Damn it all to hell!

"Are you scared Sasuke?"

"No"

Ha! No stutter beat that!

"Ok. Anyways here I go. Relax"

Gulp.

OW!!!!!!!!!! Damn that hurt!

Damn it take it like a man!

Ugh. You again. Fine your right.

OWWWW!

"Ok. You are doing great. One more. Take off your pants please. "

"What!"

"Just take them off Sasuke don't be a baby bout it."

"Hn. Fine."

Ugh. She's getting the needle ready. Gulp. That's one BIG needle.

"U-Um…S-Sakura"

"What now?"

"Will it hurt?" Damn. I do sound like a baby

"Not as much as the other ones. Just relax Sasuke"

"Hn."

Don't panic. Stay calm. Shit. I'm scared. Ugh. Calm.

PRICK.

"Ow! My ass! My Beautiful ass!"

Damn. I said that out loud!

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" At first she was just giggling but now it was a full out laugh.

Shit. Now she's laughing. Ugh.

"Wow. I knew you were vain but this. Hahahaha. You really surprise me" Apparently it was so funny she wouldn't stop giggling. I do like her laugh though.

End of flashback

Sakura POV

Hahahaha. Man that was SO funny! I'm so not gonna let him live that down!

Just wait Sasuke, The whole village will know really soon!

And his ass is quite nice.

Better than you imagined?

I dont know, You tell me.

Ugh. You are such a perv.

Sakura you have got to admit his ass is very nice.

Fine. But will you shut up about it?

So yeah. That's what happened the first day. I can only imagine how badly I will beat him when we spar.

Smirk. On that note my day ended quite well, if i do say so myself.

A/N: This is my first fic. so can you all R/R plz. Any kind of feedback would be awesome but my writing isn't the best so plz. be considerate with the criticism.

Thank You,

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