A/N: I'm not going to make any excuses as to why there has been a serious delay of stories on my behalf, but I just needed to share this with someone. My friends and I were having lunch when we were suddenly inspired and demented enough to sing Twelve Days of Christmas in the middle of August. Alas, this was born. Enjoy!
Credit to my friends, Pio and Chester for helping me complete this masterpiece.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Twelve Days of Christmas, or any Christmas carol known to man.
Twelve Days of Christmas: Potter Style
On the first day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
A cloak of invisibility
On the second day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the third day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the fourth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the fifth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the sixth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the seventh day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the eighth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Eight Devil's Snares,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the ninth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Nine Aragogs,
Eight Devil's Snares,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the tenth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Ten Quidditch bludgers,
Nine Aragogs,
Eight Devil's Snares,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Eleven chocolate frogs,
Ten Quidditch bludgers,
Nine Aragogs,
Eight Devil's Snares,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Jo Rowling sent to me,
Twelve lightning scars,
Eleven chocolate frogs,
Ten Quidditch bludgers,
Nine Aragogs,
Eight Devil's Snares,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Toms-a-killing,
Five Elder Wands!
Four Death Eaters,
Three house elves,
Two Fred and George,
And a cloak of invisibility!
Have a Harry Christmas!
(Let's pretend Christmas is only twelve days away)
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